A Time For Fables
Gang leaders Withers and Scarapelli meet at an axe-throwing range with their bodyguards, Cannon and Saber, as well as other members of their respective gangs. However, Vigilante arrives and starts killing gang members. Cannon and Saber try to fight Vigilante, but he quickly defeats them. The gangs flee, so Vigilante asks a dying gang member why Withers and Scarapelli were meeting, but the gang member can only get out the syllable "Con". Vigilante rushes to work at the diner where he is a bus boy, but is sent home, so he goes to Peacemaker's trailer. Peacemaker is not home, so Vigilante calls him. Peacemaker claims to be in danger and lets Vigilante assume he was kidnapped by a robot villain called Controller.
Wanting to rescue Peacemaker, Vigilante attacks Withers' retirement home. Withers and Scarapelli have another meeting, where they learn from a survivor of Vigilante's search and decide to retire from crime together. Researching Controller, Vigilante believes that Controller is a Converticon, not realizing he is looking at a website about movies, robots who can transform into cars. He overhears a conversation about cars being given out for free, which happens to be run by the Withers and Scarapelli gangs returning the cars they had stolen. Vigilante destroys the cars and gets stabbed, but does not bleed or die. This leads Vigilante to believe he is a robot, and Withers and Scarapelli to decide to go public about their actions and hide behind popular opinion.
Vigilante's coworker at the restaurant, Theresa, tells Vigilante that the dinner is being held there, but Vigilante attacks. Vigilante learns through an x-ray at the dinner that he is not a robot and gets rendered unconscious. Theresa helps Vigilante leave, and Vigilante finds a condom behind the restaurant, leading him to realize that Cannon and Saber are dating and were using Vigilante to get Withers and Scarapelli out of the way. Recognizing the smell of the condom, Vigilante goes to the factory where it was made, where Cannon and Saber have kidnapped Withers and Scarapelli. Cannon and Saber ask the Pacific Association to take over the operations, but Vigilante attacks and kills the Association's members. Cannon and Saber rush back to Withers and Scarapelli, who they find having sex. Vigilante finds the four of them and fights them while Peacemaker returns home and remembers what he said to Vigilante, rushing to join him in the fight. Saber stabs Vigilante, but Withers and Scarapelli attack Saber. Peacemaker takes the head of a robot from the Pacific Association and reaches Vigilante, claiming that it is the Controller and Vigilante saved him. They burn the condom factory and Adrian has sex with Theresa, who is disappointed in the quality. Peacemaker and Vigilante continue to work together.
Peaceful Vacation
Peacemaker and his pet, Eagly, kill all the members of an organization called "Nazi Lizards" and return to their trailer. Realizing that they are not connecting, they decide to take a vacation to Alaska. Peacemaker interacts with the people sitting near him on the plane, when a gas appears and renders them all unconscious.
The passengers wake up in a field, where a flight attendant and several others are shot and killed. Eagly finds the shooter and knocks them out of their tree, leading Peacemaker to snap the shooter's neck. Peacemaker puts on his uniform and decides to nickname a passenger, Kris, "Other Chris," annoying him. Peacemaker fights another attacker, who reveals that they are being hunted by the League of Assassins as part of an annual game. Peacemaker assures everyone he will get them home, but they get attacked again. Eagly rips the attacker's face off. The group try to find a defensible position, but Peacemaker gets stabbed. Other Chris pulls the sword out of Peacemaker while Eagly goes after the attacker. The other survivors kill the assassin while Peacemaker and Eagly recover from their injuries.
Believing themselves to be safe, the survivors rest at a nearby cabin and tend to Peacemaker and Eagly. However, Other Chris attacks, revealing himself to be a member of the League. The other survivors watch the ensuing fight, which Peacemaker and Eagly win. The three remaining survivors decide to reward Peacemaker with sex for saving them.
