Wine for the Confused

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Wine for the Confused
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Written by John Cleese
David Kennard
Directed by David Kennard
Starring John Cleese
Alyce Cleese
Brendan Fraser
Music by Marc Capelle
Monte Vallier
Country of originUnited States
Original languageEnglish
Production
Producer Victoria Simpson
Cinematography Victoria Simpson
EditorVictoria Simpson
Running time92 minutes
Original release
ReleaseOctober 21, 2004 (2004-10-21)

Wine for the Confused is a documentary hosted by John Cleese. It is a light-hearted introduction to wine for novices. Cleese guides viewers through the basics of wine types and grape varieties, wine making, wine tasting and terminology, buying and storing wines, through direct narrative and interviews with wine makers and wine sellers. The film duration is 92 minutes and includes visits to wineries in California. The film concludes with a large group conducting a blind wine tasting. One of the tasting results was the fact that most tasters could not distinguish between red wine and white wine. Another was that most tasters rated an inexpensive wine equal in taste to an expensive prestige wine, and both of these out scored the rest of the mid-priced and high-priced wines in the blind test.

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