"Beans, Beans, The Musical Fruit" (alternately "Beans, Beans, good for your heart") is a playground saying and children's song about how beans cause flatulence (i.e. farting). [1]
The basis of the song (and bean/fart humor in general) is the high amount of oligosaccharides present in beans. Bacteria in the large intestine digest these sugars, producing carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane. [2]
Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the happier you feel.
So eat your beans with every meal! [3]
Alternate lyrics include:
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