"Cordially Invited to Meet Death" | |
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Short story by Rex Stout | |
![]() Illustrated by Fred Ludekens | |
Original title | Invitation to Murder |
Country | United States |
Language | English |
Genre(s) | Detective fiction |
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Published in | The American Magazine |
Publication type | Periodical |
Publication date | April 1942 |
Series | Nero Wolfe |
"Cordially Invited to Meet Death" is a Nero Wolfe mystery novella by Rex Stout, first published in abridged form as "Invitation to Murder" in the April 1942 issue of The American Magazine . It first appeared in book form in the short-story collection Black Orchids , published by Farrar & Rinehart in 1942.
Bess Huddleston, arranger of parties for New York society, asks Nero Wolfe to put an end to a campaign of anonymous letters that imply she has been gossiping about her clients' private lives. She suspects Janet Nichols, her assistant, but does not specify the reason to Wolfe. After Bess leaves, Wolfe summons Janet and Maryella Timms, Bess' secretary, to the office; while Archie reclaims a hexagonally-cut picture of Janet that Bess dropped, swiped by Janet from Archie's desk, Maryella charms Wolfe by helping him and Fritz properly cook corned beef hash. [1]
Apart from the culinary, though, Wolfe obtains no useful information from Nichols and Timms, and sends Archie to Bess' house and place of business to investigate further. After being bedeviled by a playful chimpanzee, Archie meets her brother Daniel, her nephew Larry, and Alan Brady, a doctor who has been spending time with Janet. While those involved are having cocktails on the terrace, the chimpanzee startles the butler, who drops and breaks a tray of glasses crashes to the ground. Most of the broken glass is cleaned up, but Bess cuts her foot on a shard in her slipper; because of the presence of the animals, Dr. Brady treats the cut with iodine.
Less than one week later, Bess is dead, having undergone an excruciatingly painful and drawn out death from tetanus. That, as far as Wolfe is concerned, ends his involvement, but Daniel Huddleston pesters the police as he believes his sister was murdered. Daniel is insistent enough that Inspector Cramer comes to Wolfe looking for information. Wolfe has none for him, but after Cramer leaves he drops Archie an exiguous hint: he thinks there is one thing that Cramer should have done during his investigation, and wonders if it has rained during the past week.
Archie works out the clue and drives to the Huddlestons' to see if traces of tetanus can be found in the grass between the stones on the terrace, but when he arrives, he finds Daniel cutting the piece of turf out. Archie follows him all the way to Wolfe’s house, where Wolfe agrees to pay to have the samples tested. Daniel later returns with a report showing that the sample on which the chimpanzee poured the bottle contained tetanus germs; the bottle actually contained silver argyrol infected with tetanus. While he is there, however, Inspector Cramer arrives and takes Daniel in for questioning, infuriating Wolfe.
The next day, Janet cuts her arm on a piece of glass wedged in her bath brush, and since she has already treated the small cut with bogus iodine, Archie sends her to Dr. Vollmer to get a shot of antitoxin. Archie and Janet return to Wolfe's office, where Wolfe has already invited the relevant parties in order to reveal the murderer.
Wolfe reveals that the photograph of Janet which Bess had dropped fits in Larry's wristwatch, revealing the two had been lovers. After Larry confirms that Bess forced him to break the engagement, Wolfe identifies Janet as the letter-writer and murderer. She faked the attack on herself in order to divert suspicion, but she made the cut too short; if she had been using her bath brush normally, the cut should have been much longer. Having extracted a confession, Wolfe delivers Janet to Cramer, humiliating the inspector for taking an invited guest from his house by force.
In most Nero Wolfe novels and novellas, there is at least one unfamiliar word, usually spoken by Wolfe. "Cordially Invited to Meet Death" contains this word, first spoken by Daniel Huddleston:
"Cordially Invited to Meet Death" was adapted as the sixth episode of the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's 13-part radio series Nero Wolfe (1982), starring Mavor Moore as Nero Wolfe, Don Francks as Archie Goodwin, and Cec Linder as Inspector Cramer. Written and directed by Toronto actor and producer Ron Hartmann, [6] the hour-long adaptation aired on CBC Stereo February 20, 1982. [7]
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