Lord, I Apologize

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Lord, I Apologize
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Live album by
ReleasedOctober 30, 2001
RecordedJune 21, 2001
Genre Comedy
Length44:34
Label Hip-O
Producer Doug Grau, J.P. Williams, Mark Samanski
Larry the Cable Guy chronology
Lord, I Apologize
(2001)
A Very Larry Christmas
(2004)

Lord, I Apologize is an album by American comedian Larry the Cable Guy. It was released on October 30, 2001 on Hip-O Records, and has been certified gold by the RIAA. As of 2014, sales in the United States have exceeded 883,000 copies, according to Nielsen SoundScan. [1]

Contents

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Track listing

  1. "I Made the Big Time Now" – 2:52
  2. "Looking Good at the Flea Market" – 3:15
  3. "Couldn't Keep the Pizza Lit" – 2:23
  4. "No Hair—Just a Red Head" – 3:29
  5. "Keep the Chips Fresh" – 4:06
  6. "Jump Up in the Air and Get Stuck" – 3:28
  7. "Let Me Eat Your Shorts" – 4:07
  8. "Can't Understand My Accent" – 1:43
  9. "The Worst Dentist I've Been To" – 1:53
  10. "Martians Got a Thing for Redneck Fellers" – 5:00
  11. "Going in Circles for Two Hours" – 4:53
  12. "People Like My Analogies" – 2:59
  13. "Toddler Mail" – 3:27
  14. "Lord, I Apologize" – 3:30

Chart performance

Chart (2003)Peak
position
U.S. Billboard Top Comedy Albums 1
U.S. Billboard Top Country Albums53

Certifications

RegionCertification Certified units/sales
United States (RIAA) [2] Gold500,000^

^ Shipments figures based on certification alone.

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