Murder Can Hurt You

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Murder Can Hurt You
GenreComedy
Written by Ron Friedman
Directed byRoger Duchowny
Starring Tony Danza
Burt Young
Jamie Farr
John Byner
Gavin MacLeod
Victor Buono
Jimmie Walker
Buck Owens
Connie Stevens
Music by Artie Kane
Country of originUnited States
Original languageEnglish
Production
Executive producers Douglas S. Cramer
Aaron Spelling
ProducersShelley Hull
Robert L. Jacks
E. Duke Vincent
CinematographyArchie R. Dalzell
EditorJohn F. Schreyer
Running time100 min.
Production company Aaron Spelling Productions
Original release
NetworkABC
ReleaseMay 21, 1980 (1980-05-21)

Murder Can Hurt You (stylized onscreen as Murder Can Hurt You!) is a 1980 American made-for-television comedy film that parodies detective and police TV shows of the 1960s and 1970s, much as Murder by Death spoofed literary detectives. [1] The film was directed by Roger Duchowny. [2]

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Plot

A mysterious "Man in White" is out to kill famous detectives in bizarre ways, and the heroes are obvious parodies of Kojak , Baretta , Starsky and Hutch , Ironside , Police Woman , Columbo , Mrs. Columbo , and McCloud . [1]

The movie starts with the Man In White killing Lambretta, after which Lt. Nojack calls a meeting of all the best detectives in the city. During this meeting the man in white threatens to kill them all, locks them in their meeting room, and sets a bomb to kill them all while he makes his escape.

The Aaron Spelling Productions logo at the end pays homage to Mark VII Limited, using a hammer and stamp.

Cast

ActorCharacterSends up:
Don Adams
(voice only)
Narrator--
Marty Allen Detective Starkos Detective Stavros
Mel Blanc
(voice only) [3]
Chickie Baby--
Victor Buono Ironbottom former Chief of Detectives
Robert Ironside
John Byner Hatch Kenneth "Hutch" Hutchinson
Tony Danza Pony Lambretta Tony Baretta
Jamie Farr Studsky David Starsky
Mitchell KreindelThe Man in White--
Gavin MacLeod Nojack Lieutenant Theo Kojak
Buck Owens MacSkye Marshal Samuel McCloud
Connie Stevens Salty Sanderson Sergeant Suzanne "Pepper" Anderson
Liz Torres Mrs. Palumbo Mrs. Columbo
Jimmie Walker Parks the Pusher Mark Sanger
Burt Young Lieutenant Palumbo Lieutenant Columbo

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