Once a Jerk, Always a Jerk

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Once a Jerk, Always a Jerk
Once a Jerk, Always a Jerk (Kamal Ahmad album - cover art).jpg
Studio album by
ReleasedApril 4, 2000
Genre Comedy, prank calls
Length69:11
Label Deep South Records

Once a Jerk, Always a Jerk is the debut solo comedy album by prank call artist Kamal Ahmed, former member of the Jerky Boys. The album was released in 2000, shortly after Kamal's departure from the Jerky Boys. The album was released by the independent Deep South Records label.

In addition to prank calls, the album features at least four comedy skits by Kamal.

Track listing

  1. "Kissel Photographer" – 0:40
  2. "Dangerfield at Million Man March" (Skit) – 2:14
  3. "Chinese Restaurant" – 1:22
  4. "Fruit Bowl..." – 1:09
  5. "Gayfella's Godfather" (Skit) – 5:03
  6. "Pit Bull" – 6:20
  7. "Arab & Kostelowitz" (Skit) – 2:25
  8. "Fat Removal" – 2:10
  9. "Irish Bar" – 1:54
  10. "Spanish Lessons" – 1:53
  11. "X-Rated Hotel" – 4:07
  12. "Degenerate Dating Game" (Skit) – 6:53
  13. "Piano Lessons" – 2:11
  14. "Howard Stern Show" – 8:25
  15. "I'm an Angel (Dance Loop) / Freezer for Sale" – 12:31

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