Stupid Teenagers Must Die!

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Stupid Teenagers Must Die!
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Stupid Teenagers Must Die! movie poster
Directed byJeff C. Smith
Written byCurtis Andersen
Jeff C. Smith
Produced byCurtis Andersen
Sara Parrell
Wayne Watson
StarringJovan Meredith
Ashley Schneider
Devin Marble
Lindsay Gareth
Renee Dorian
Cory Assink
Jonathan Brett
Will Deutsch
Jamie Carson
Christina DeRosa
CinematographyJeff C. Smith
Edited byJeff C. Smith
Music byRandy Catiller
Chris Dingman
John Draisey
Production
companies
Wiggy VonSchtick,
Off Set Pictures
Distributed byVanguard Cinema,
Singa Home Entertainment
Release dates
  • October 14, 2006 (2006-10-14)(Movie Nation Festival)
  • September 25, 2007 (2007-09-25)(United States)
Running time
80 minutes
Country United States
Language English

Stupid Teenagers Must Die! is a 2006 spoof film directed by Jeff C. Smith and written by Smith and Curtis Andersen. [1] [2] During production and initial festival screenings, the film was originally titled Blood & Guts, but was changed before being sent for distribution, as they thought the original title implied more carnage than the film supplied. [3]

Contents

Plot

The story revolves around a group of teens who meet in a haunted house to hold a seance. The characters include a hero (Jovan Meredith), a naive girlfriend (Ashley Schneider / Aurora Sta. Maria), a goth girl (Renee Dorian), a tough guy (Devin Marble), a ditzy blonde girl (Lindsay Gareth), a shy geek in love with the blonde (Matt Blashaw), two big nerds (Cory Assink & Jonathan Brett), and a pair of lipstick lesbians (Jamie Carson & Christina DeRosa). Strange things begin to occur as they enter the house, including nudity, pitfalls, and even deaths, while the hero works to save the group before every teenager is dead.

Development

In an early interview with Unbound, director Jeff C. Smith revealed that he and co-producers Sara Parrell and Curtis Andersen, as well as actor Jovan Meredith, all at one time worked together in the Entertainment division at Disneyland in Anaheim, California. Smith shared that it was during their employment at the park and collaboration on an earlier project that he learned that Meredith had acting skills he wished to include in a future project: the project which eventually became Stupid Teenagers Must Die. [4] Even before the film had entered post-production, the crew had optimistically scheduled its premiere as Blood & Guts at Cinespace in Hollywood, California for July 13, 2006. However, the film was not ready, and director Smith screened the incomplete rough-cut he did have as a test screening, which the audience panned, causing Smith to then spend the next several months finishing the film's editing in preparation for its subsequent screenings. [4]

Cast

Reception

Intended by the director to appeal to "movie geeks", [3] the film has received mixed response from genre reviewers. Dorkgasm senior staff writer Kenneth Holm felt that, considering the film's low budget, he began his viewing with lowered expectations, but opined that he should have lowered them even more, concluding that he would recommend it only as an "exercise for other budding filmmakers to see what missteps to avoid when making their first movie." [5] Conversely, the reviewer for Dead Lantern found the film to be worth watching and great fun, remarking that he enjoyed the "back story" of the haunted house and feels that it would be a great prequel, and concludes by recommending it as a "comedy that will make even the most jaded horror elitists smile." [6] Fatally Yours called it a "film that knows how to have a good time!" in a review that acclaimed the film as "one of the most fun and enjoyable low-budget films I’ve seen in quite some time;" [7] however, a reviewer for The Movies Made Me Do It, decided that even for a film that touts itself as a low-budget spoof, the filmmakers lost track of the fact that they were making a spoof, resulting in them aiming for the wrong goals and taking the film too seriously, leading to them "basically creating a slasher film from the eighties minus the things that made those movies so appealing in the first place: massive body counts, T&A, and a neat villain for the heroes to contend with", concluding that "It's never even remotely scary", and "it's simply not funny either save for a couple of one-liners." [8] The film had a major write-up in the October 2007 issue of Fangoria magazine. [9]

Release

The completed film was first screened October 14, 2006 at the Movie Nation Festival and then shown at many additional festivals. [4] [10] Most notable among the screenings was the Backseat Film Festival where the film won Best Film Title and actress Lindsay Gareth won the prestigious "Best Breasts" award. [4] [11] It was offered for release on DVD in the US by Vanguard International Cinema [1] [12] and internationally by Singa Home Entertainment on September 25, 2007. Three weeks prior to the DVD release, director Smith shared that the distributor allowed them a maximum of 125 minutes on the DVD, so he had chosen to include a 30-minute "making of" documentary titled Movies Are Bullshit! The Making Of Stupid Teenagers Must Die!, with commentary by director Jeff C. Smith and actor Jovan Meredith, an audience reaction track from the premiere, and an interview with cast member Will Deutsch. [4]

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  2. ↑ "Stupid Teenagers Must Die! (2006)". Turner Classic Movies. Archived from the original on August 10, 2011. Retrieved 2009-03-23.
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  7. ↑ "Review of Stupid Teenagers Must Die!". film review. Fatally Yours. Archived from the original on November 9, 2009. Retrieved 2009-03-21.
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  10. ↑ "festival screening of Stupid Teenagers Must Die". Santa Fe Film Festival . Retrieved 2009-03-21.
  11. ↑ "5th annual Backseat Film Festival". Backseat Film Festival. pp. awards. Retrieved 2009-03-23.
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