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"Tie My Pecker To My Leg" is a song by Mojo Nixon. It is a very crude song that Mojo Nixon plays at almost every live performance. [1] According to an Artist Direct review of Whereabouts Unknown , "Tie My Pecker to my Leg" was Mojo Nixon's bawdiest song up to that point is his career. [2] It was co-written with lead Beat Farmer Country Dick Montana. [3] Besides mentioning bestiality and sitophilia, "Tie My Pecker to My Leg" also mentions geriatric sex and coprophilia.

Mojo Nixon American musician

Mojo Nixon is an American psychobilly musician. He has officially retired from playing live and recording, though he does host several radio shows on Sirius Satellite Radio and has come out of retirement for one-time events, such as an event to support fellow musician Kinky Friedman's candidacy for Texas governor.

Daniel Monte McLain, known by the stage name Country Dick Montana, was a musician best known as a member of The Beat Farmers. Montana was born in Carmel, California. In 1995, Montana suffered a heart attack and died while playing "The Girl I Almost Married" during a Beat Farmers show at the Longhorn Saloon in Whistler, British Columbia, Canada. The band disbanded shortly thereafter.

Coprophilia, also called scatophilia or scat, is the paraphilia involving sexual arousal and pleasure from feces. In the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM), published by the American Psychiatric Association, it is classified under 302.89 – Paraphilia NOS and has no diagnostic criteria other than a general statement about paraphilias that says "the diagnosis is made if the behavior, sexual urges, or fantasies cause clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning". Furthermore, the DSM-IV-TR notes, "Fantasies, behaviors, or objects are paraphilic only when they lead to clinically significant distress or impairment ".


Origins of refrain

"The Old Chisolm Trail" is a well-known cowboy song. In all versions of the song, the refrain was:

Come-a ti yi yupi, yupi ya, yupi ya
Come-a ti yi yupi, yupi ya

Ed Cray in "The Erotic Muse" credits a variation of these lyrics to high school and college students in southern California: [4] [5]

Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Other versions

There is also Vietnam era version sung to "exert some control over the penis" of "Tie My Pecker to my Leg." [6]

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