"Tie My Pecker to My Leg" is a song by Mojo Nixon. It is a song that Mojo Nixon played at almost every live performance. [1] According to an Artist Direct review of Whereabouts Unknown , "Tie My Pecker to My Leg" was Nixon's bawdiest song up to that point in his career. [2] It was co-written with lead Beat Farmer Country Dick Montana. [3] Besides mentioning bestiality and sitophilia, "Tie My Pecker to My Leg" also mentions geriatric sex and coprophilia.
"The Old Chisholm Trail" is a well-known cowboy song. In all versions of the song, the refrain was:
Ed Cray in "The Erotic Muse" credits a variation of these lyrics to high school and college students in southern California: [4] [5]
There is also Vietnam era version sung to "exert some control over the penis" of "Tie My Pecker to my Leg." [6]