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Alejo
Alejo is a 22-year-old man married to Valentina. His favorite football team is River Plate. He is based on Alejandro Szykula, the series' creator.
Alejo always wears a purple shirt and black pants. He has white skin and short black hair. He is patient and inexpressive, always speaking with the same tone and facial expressions. He thinks that he and Valentina have to have sex with their clothes on, unless they are in the bath. When he grows up he wants to be a Playmobil.
Sometimes, he becomes aggressive and violent. This happens in the episodes Volver al futurox (Back to the Futurex), Locura extraordinaria (Extraordinary Madness) - where he transforms into a beast resembling The Incredible Hulk- and Volver al futurox EXTENDED (Back to the Futurex EXTENDED). Sometimes, this happens when he eats ketchup. He also is capable of vast reality warping powers, being able to alter or reverse past events to create bizarre and surreal situations. He is very skilled with lightsaber swordfighting, during his trip to a Parallel Universe he met his alter-ego. This version possessed high-level telekinesis.
According to a story El Viejo told in Episode 1, La vida misma (Life as it is, or Life Itself), a stork which was going to deliver the baby Alejo was struck by lightning, causing him to fall into a river and over a waterfall. He ended up on a beach where he met Valentina, also a baby at the time. It is never revealed if this story is true or not as in Episode 15 Darth Baston (Darth Cane) and the TV episode Darth Baston EXTENDED (Darth Cane EXTENDED), El Viejo claims that he is Alejo's father. (parodying the scene where Darth Vader tells Luke Skywalker he is his father).
- Catch phrases
- ¿Y si vamos a comer comida? (How about we go to eat food?)
- La quiero con mayonesa, sin ketchup y con mostaza. (I want it with mayonnaise, no ketchup and with mustard.)
- ¿Y cómo hay que hacer? (And how is it done?)
- ¡Que vengan todos los putos, loco! (Literally: Let all 'em fags come at me, man! Although a more accurate translation would be: "bring it on, motherfuckers!")
- ¿Vos Sos Dios? (Are you God?)
- Mira la Vieja. (Look the Crone.)
- ¿Te haces el malo, gil? (Playing tough, punk?)
- ¡Recatate, gil, ¿eh?! (Wise up punk, huh?!)
- ¡Che, Valentinaaaa! (Hey Valentina!)
- Me parece una propuesta diferente y buenísima. (I think it's a different and awesome proposal.)
- Me pica el culo. (My ass itches.)
Valentina
Valentina is a 22-year-old woman married to Alejo. She is 1.75 meters tall (5'9''). Her favorite football team is Boca Juniors. Valentina is based on Alejandro Szykula's ex-girlfriend.
Valentina always wears a pink dress. She has white skin, long, dark hair and is inexpressive, speaking with the same tone no matter what the situation. She is skilled at martial arts and proficient in the use of the katana. She's also incredibly strong. She would like to be a dancer when she is older.
According to a story El Viejo told in Episode 1, La vida misma (Life as it is, or Life Itself), a stork which was meant to deliver the baby Valentina was abducted by aliens, leaving Valentina to fall out of the sky and into a rubbish lorry in Papapipa. As the lorry crosses a bridge, a helicopter crashes, destroying both the lorry and the bridge. Valentina falls into a sewer and is carried to the beach where she meets the baby Alejo. It is never revealed if this story is true or not as in Episode 15 Darth Baston (Darth Cane) and the TV episode Darth Baston EXTENDED (Darth Cane EXTENDED), El Viejo claims that he is Alejo's father.
- Catch phrases
- Yo quiero un sánguche. (I want a sandwich.)
- Hay que tener sexo. (We gotta have sex.)
- Me tocaron el culo. (Somebody touched my ass.)
- ¡Alejo!
Carlitox
Carlitox is a short 19-year-old with messy green hair. His favorite football team is Rosario Central. He's about 1.55 meters (5'2") tall. He has the ability to float magically. This is later explained in a parody with the Clown from the movie "It" (based on the book by Stephen King) who tells him "Everybody floats...". During the trip to the Parallel Universe, he discovers his alter-ego, a tall, serious, muscular man with red hair, who is capable of high-level pyrokinesis and producing energy blasts.
He stores several things in his garage, including a UFO, which he later exchanged for a X-Wing ship from Star Wars, martial arts weapons, costumes, a time-travelling DeLorean, a machine that allows his to revisit previous episodes, a helicopter, a battery-compass, as well as numerous objects he has never used (see his catchphrases, below). Due to the lack of space he parks his car outside a TV studio garage.
He always wears a blue tank top and black trousers. Usually, he enters people's houses without permission and introduces himself by saying "Hola, vengo a flotar" (Hello, I've come to float). Carlitox is impatient and hyperactive, and most of the time he is up to something. Whenever he has something new and interesting, he likes to show it off.
Carlitox's father supposedly fought in the Malvinas War with El Viejo, and died when he saved El Viejo's life. Carlitox lives with his mother and has a blue-haired twin brother.
- Catch phrases
- Houla, vengo a flotar. (Heullo, I've come to float.)
- Houla, vengo a (...). (Heullo, I've come to (...) )
- Houla, vengo a revolear las patas. (Heullo, I've come to swing my legs around.)
- Houla, vengo a romper las bolas (Heullo, I've come to annoy.)
- Bueno, chau. (Well, bye.)
- Mirá, mirá, tengo (...), mirá. (Look, look, I've got (...), look.)
- ¡Jo-joo-jo! (Carlitox's trademark laughter.)
- Ehm, me parece una muy buena idea, pero... (Ehm, I think it's a very good idea, but...)
- ¿Qué hacemos? (What are we going to do?)
- Tengo un (...) en el garaje, nunca lo use. (I have a (...) in my garage, never used it.)
- Pisé una banana y me fui a la mierda, y después apareció un payaso y me dijo... no me acuerdo lo que me dijo. (I stepped on a banana and got messed up, then a clown appeared and told me... I do not remember what I said.)
El Viejo
The charismatic Viejo, often called El Viejo del Bastón (The Old Man With the Cane), is an old man who spends a lot of time with Alejo, Valentina and Carlitox. His favorite football team is Chacarita Juniors.
El Viejo wears a grey robe. He often appears spontaneously, and acts wise even though he is not smart and his advice is useless. He is known for his Paraguayan accent, ending almost every sentence with 'viteh' (y'see), a word derived from 'viste' (you see). He seems to have a crush on an older lady named La Vieja, and often impersonates Hattori Hanzō or Pai Mei from Kill Bill. He also claims to know Victor Sueiro personally.
He is able to teleport. He is skilled in magic. He is in great physical condition, and is as muscular as a bodybuilder.
- Catch phrases
- ...,viteh. (...,y'see.)
- Hola, viteh. (Hi, y'see.)
- Tengo chaleco, viteh. (I've got (bulletproof) vest, y'see.)
- Pero, ¡¿vos sos loco, viteh?! (But, are you crazy, y'see?!)
- Lo que hagas puede tener repercusiones en eventos futuros, viteh. (Anything you do may affect future events, y'see.)
- Vamo' a matar a los bichos, viteh. (We're gonna kill all them bugs, y'see)
Gregory
He is 20 years old and wears a blue shirt and darker pants. He is a friend of most of the characters in the series, and is the fall-guy of many pranks from the other characters. He speaks with the Argentinian "Cheto" accent (posh or snobby accent). His power is superhuman speed. He owns a bar and is very shy around women. He likes Pop music and often sings in the episodes. He's a fan of River Plate. His role has increased as the series has progressed as he and Matias became more important in the show; he appeared in every episode of the second season as a main character. He is Matias' best friend, despite Matias' often condescending attitude towards Gregory because of his superficial nature.
- Catch phrases
- Uuuy, que divertido. (Ohhh, how fun.)
- Me tocaron el culo. (Someone touched my ass.)
- Uuuy, bueno ya, dale. (Ohhh, OK, let's do it.)
- Che, pónganle algo de onda. (Hey, be a little more cool.)
- ¡Paren las rotativas! ¡Paren las rotativas! (Stop the presses! Stop the presses!)
Matias
He is the sarcastic and cynical main prankster of the series and often accompanies Gregory. He once dated Gregory's sister, much to his companion's annoyance. He has an anger management problem and often starts shooting indiscriminately with his Uzi submachine gun when angry and uses very rude language towards everyone, always ending his phrases with "boludo" (dumbass). The word "boludo" is also used a term of endearment in Argentina when speaking with close friends. Before the series, Matías tried to cast in several films but could not participate in the production of many because of its obscene language, such as Inspector Gadget which originally had a part for him. He wears a red shirt and blue trousers.
- Catch phrases
- Me chupa la pija vo' y (...) boludo! (You and (...) can suck my dick you dumbass!)
- Boludo! (dumbass!)
- ¿Entendé' como e', boludo? (You got that, dumbass?)
