Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond

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Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
Designers James Ernest
Publishers Cheapass Games
Players3-6
Setup time5 minutes
Playing timeVaries with number of players
Random chanceModerate
Age range8 and up
Skills required Strategy

Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond is a card game designed by James Ernest and published by Cheapass Games. Players take the roles of supervillains in a spy movie, capturing superspies (including "Mr. Bond") and taunting them. Other players can foil the taunts by playing another taunt with a letter that corresponds to the first taunt. If this happens, the superspy escapes and destroys the fortress of the player attempting to kill him.

In 2000, following a cease and desist order from Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, the game was taken out of print.[ citation needed ] It was reissued in 2004 as James Ernest's Totally Renamed Spy Game with a 110-card deck, double the size of the deck in the original game.

In October 2015, Cheapass Games announced via Kickstarter that they would be releasing a new version of the game, titled Before I Kill You, Mister Spy. It was released in 2016 and returned to the original 55-card deck size of the original game. [1]

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  1. "Kill Doctor Lucky Kickstarter". 2015-10-29.
  2. "Pyramid: Pyramid Review: James Ernest's Totally Renamed Spy Game".