Calmos

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Calmos
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Directed by Bertrand Blier
Written byBertrand Blier
Philippe Dumarçay
Produced by Christian Fechner
Starring Jean-Pierre Marielle
Jean Rochefort
Bernard Blier
Brigitte Fossey
Cinematography Claude Renoir
Edited byClaudine Merlin
Music by Georges Delerue
Distributed byAMLF
Release date
  • 11 February 1976 (1976-02-11)
Running time
107 minutes
CountryFrance
LanguageFrench

Calmos is a 1976 French film directed by Bertrand Blier. A comedy that explores the battle of the sexes, often explicitly, it satirises both the rise of feminism in France and traditional attitudes of Frenchmen.

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Paul, a married gynecologist in Paris, is weary of women's bodies and needs. Leaving a patient in the stirrups, he heads for the freedom of the street. There he meets Albert, who has that morning left his wife. Each recognises a kindred spirit, and the two travel to a remote village, were they rent a house and lead a relaxed bachelor existence. Their enthusiasm for good food and wine earns them the friendship of the village priest. However, the idyll ends when their wives track them down and coerce the priest, after negotiation, into recalling them to their marital duties.

After weeks of freedom, a weekend at home with the wife is more than either can bear. They run away to open country, where they are joined by other men who cannot stand the demands of women and are fed by sympathetic farmers. This pastoral fraternity is scattered by a tank crewed by women, and the fleeing Paul and Albert are captured by a squad of female infantry. Their captain says the two will have to pleasure them all, starting with her, but after negotiation lets them make a run for it. Once caught again, they are taken to an institute in Paris and operated on. Fixed to their beds and with enormous erections, women are let in two at a time for strictly two minutes of copulation.

Years later, aged and shrunken to miniature size, they are living on a mountain top and have made themselves tiny hang gliders. Caught in a storm, their machines are wafted over the ocean and drop them in a strange cleft by a tropical beach. Exploring it, they fall into a soft-walled cavern that throbs. Viewers realise the two are inside the body of a woman....

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