Confessions of a Driving Instructor

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Confessions of a Driving Instructor
Confessions of a Driving Instructor FilmPoster.jpeg
Theatrical release poster by Vic Fair
Directed by Norman Cohen
Written byChristopher Wood
Produced by Greg Smith
Michael Klinger (executive producer)
Starring Robin Askwith
Anthony Booth
Doris Hare
Bill Maynard
Sheila White
Windsor Davies
Liz Fraser
Irene Handl
George Layton
Lynda Bellingham
Cinematography Ken Hodges
Edited by Geoffrey Foot
Music by Ed Welch
Distributed by Columbia Pictures
Release date
  • 12 September 1976 (1976-09-12)
Running time
90 minutes
CountryUnited Kingdom
LanguageEnglish

Confessions of a Driving Instructor is a 1976 British sex-farce film directed by Norman Cohen and starring Robin Askwith and Anthony Booth. [1] It was written by Christopher Wood.

Contents

It was the third instalment of the Confessions series, based on the novels by Wood (as Timothy Lea).

Plot

Timothy Lea joins his brother-in-law's driving school. Their school is soon in rivalry with a competing school, while Timothy finds himself involved in erotic adventures with his clients, secretary and landlady. His clients are a mix of the inept and the dangerous and mayhem ensues. A rugby match is organised between the two schools, at which one of the rival school's instructors unknowingly swallows a powerful aphrodisiac and rampages around the field, an event that leads to the climactic car chase.

Cast

Critical reception

The Monthly Film Bulletin wrote: "A fifth-rate potboiler of proven commercial value. Considering all the whiskery gags and double entendres wheeled out in this episode of the Cohen-Wood Confessions, it is surprising that Miss Slenderparts' reckless driving is the single example of a woman-driver joke (which is incidentally amusing only because the stuntperson substituting for Irene Handl is so plainly a burly man). More dispiriting than the ingenuous hero's three or four mannerisms (an apprehensive glance, a tug at the underpants, an empty grin) is the misguided enthusiasm displayed by both old and new hands." [2]

The South China Morning Post wrote: "If anything, Driving Instructor is even more crass than its predecessor but it is, to be honest, a lot more fun. Instead of stringing together a whole lot of vaguely connected incidents of an indecent nature, the film-makers have this time created a fairly firm frame-work of events with a recognisable story-line and a discernible build-up to a climax. The whole thing is, still rather flimsy, of course, but the characters are more interesting and so, therefore, are the things that happen to them. Some sequences are actually hilarious. Others are quite delightful." [3]

Screen International wrote: "Ribald, vulgar and robustly good-humoured, the Confessions films present sex and nudity with the cheerful effrontery that the average British cinemagoer recognises and does not fear. ... To list the repetitive gags which lead so inexorably to displays of bottoms and boobs and pubic hair does the film less than justice. All these scenes are played at a jolly romp pace more Olympic than erotic; and Robin Askwith's Timmy Lea is no woman-exploiting lecher but a role-reversed victim of lustful ladies who pounce with a boisterous abandon that provokes belly laughs rather than sniggers. Strictly speaking, the film style is traditional end-of-pier low farce with plenty of slapstick and set piece comedy sketches; the nude scenes are kept within the acceptance limits of nice uncomplicated people who enjoy the mild titillation but would be shocked and embarrassed if subjected to a turn-on treatment. The running single joke of Timmy's irresistible allure is kept in its place by the less basic comedy put over by the strong cast of character actors who are given the best lines." [4]

References

  1. "Confessions of a Driving Instructor". British Film Institute Collections Search. Retrieved 28 December 2023.
  2. "Confessions of a Driving Instructor". The Monthly Film Bulletin . 43 (504): 189. 1 January 1976. ProQuest   1305826910.
  3. "A little inspired lunacy". The South China Morning Post . 12 December 1976. p. 17. Retrieved 29 December 2025.
  4. "Confessions of a Driving Instructor". Screen International (47): 30. 31 July 1976. ProQuest   1401424636.