Despair, Inc.

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Despair, Inc.
TypePrivate
Founded1998 [1]
Headquarters
Austin, Texas
,
USA
Area served
International
Key people
E.L. Kersten, Ph.D. (co-founder)
Products"Demotivators": Posters, calendars, misc.
Website www.despair.com

Despair, Inc is a company based in Austin, Texas, that produces posters and souvenirs that satirize the motivational indoctrination common in corporate environments. [2] [3] [4] [5]

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They are known for their cynical and ironic "Demotivator" items, which parody the grandiose imagery and solemn language of Successories, a range of motivational products. Examples:

On the company website, each "Demotivator" is followed by a list of individuals who the company feels would be a perfect candidate for the item (this does not apply to all their offerings). A running gag is that the category "Disaffected College Students" (or a variant thereof) is included as the last candidate in most listings.

Other works

Photo of merchandise inside Despair, Inc.'s Austin warehouse. Despair, Inc product.jpg
Photo of merchandise inside Despair, Inc.'s Austin warehouse.

In 2000, Despair, Inc. obtained a registered trademark in the USA for the familiar frowny emoticon :-( when used on "greeting cards, posters and art prints". In 2001, they issued a satirical press release, announcing that they would sue "anyone and everyone who uses the so-called 'frowny' emoticon, or our trademarked logo, in their written email correspondence. Ever." [6]

Despair published The Art of Demotivation by E.L. Kersten, Ph.D., a former professor of organizational communication and company co-founder, in 2005. It is a spoof of the management guru book genre and features 18 stylized renderings of Demotivators to illustrate the points. The book comes in three editions including a $1,195.00 Chairman edition. In 2004, the Harvard Business Review published a serious essay on the nature of work and self-fulfillment by Kersten: "Let Me Take You Down". [7]

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  5. thatotherpaper Article About Despair, Inc. and sister company Amplifier
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