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| 1. | "I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It" | Linehan, Martin, Putnam | 0:43 |
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| 2. | "Easy E Got A.I.D.S. from F. Mercury" | Martin, Putnam | 0:42 |
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| 3. | "I Like Drugs and Child Abuse" | Martin, Putnam | 0:22 |
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| 4. | "Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison" | Martin, Putnam | 0:41 |
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| 5. | "I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis" | Putnam | 0:51 |
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| 6. | "I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos" | Martin, Putnam | 0:34 |
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| 7. | "Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)" | Martin, Putnam | 0:40 |
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| 8. | "I Paid J. Howell to Rape You" | Martin, Putnam | 1:44 |
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| 9. | "I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway" | Martin, Putnam | 0:46 |
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| 10. | "Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid of Us" | Martin, Putnam | 0:29 |
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| 11. | "You Rollerblading Faggot" | Putnam | 0:31 |
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| 12. | "I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You" | Putnam | 0:29 |
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| 13. | "I Lit Your Baby on Fire" | Putnam | 1:56 |
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| 14. | "Body by Auschwitz" | Coughlin, Martin, Putnam | 1:02 |
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| 15. | "I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog" | Martin, Putnam | 0:30 |
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| 16. | "Sweatshops Are Cool" | Martin, Putnam | 0:47 |
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| 17. | "Women: Nature's Punching Bag" | Martin, Putnam | 0:57 |
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| 18. | "I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank" | Putnam | 0:30 |
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| 19. | "Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck" | Putnam | 1:02 |
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| 20. | "I Ate Your Horse" | Martin, Putnam | 0:50 |
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| 21. | "Hitler Was a Sensitive Man" | Martin, Putnam | 0:49 |
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| 22. | "You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag" | Martin, Putnam | 0:28 |
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| 23. | "I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die" | Putnam | 0:53 |
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| 24. | "I Fucked Your Wife" | Martin, Putnam | 0:40 |
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| 25. | "Into the Oven" | Putnam | 1:42 |
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| 26. | "I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid" | Martin, Putnam | 0:52 |
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| 27. | "The Only Reason Men Talk to You Is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt" | Martin, Putnam | 1:02 |
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| 28. | "I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died" | Martin, Putnam | 0:28 |
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| 29. | "Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny" | Putnam | 0:42 |
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| 30. | "Dictators Are Cool" | Martin, Putnam | 0:35 |
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| 31. | "Deadbeat Dads Are Cool" | Putnam | 0:43 |
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| 32. | "I'm Really Excited About the Upcoming David Buskin Concert" | Martin, Putnam | 0:45 |
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| 33. | "Being Ignorant Is Awesome" | Putnam | 1:03 |
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| 34. | "You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach" | Martin, Putnam | 0:28 |
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| 35. | "Chris Barnes Is a Pussy" | Martin, Putnam | 1:04 |
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| 36. | "Tim Is Gay" | Martin, Putnam | 1:30 |
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| 37. | "BT/AC" | Anal Cunt | 0:41 |
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| 38. | "I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant" | Putnam | 0:49 |
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| 39. | "I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women" | Martin, Putnam | 0:58 |
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