Mrs. Bixby and the Colonel's Coat

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"Mrs. Bixby and the Colonel's Coat" is a short story by Roald Dahl that first appeared in the 1959 issue of Nugget. The story is Dahl's variation on a popular anecdote dating back at least to 1939: [1] a married woman receives a glamorous mink coat from a man with whom she had an affair. She hopes to sneak the coat into her home without arousing her husband's suspicions, but soon discovers her husband has his own plans.

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Mrs. Bixby and her dentist husband live in a New York apartment. Once a month, Mrs. Bixby travels from New York City to Baltimore, supposedly visiting her elderly aunt; in fact, she is having an affair with the Colonel.

As she is preparing to leave after one of these visits to Baltimore, Mrs. Bixby receives a package from the Colonel containing a letter and an expensive gift: a dark mink coat. The Colonel's letter informs Mrs. Bixby they can no longer see each other, and suggests she tell her husband the mink coat is a Christmas present from her aunt. Mrs. Bixby is in despair as she reads the letter: her aunt is far too poor to be given credit for the gift. However, Mrs. Bixby is intent on keeping the coat and devises a plan. On her return to New York she visits a pawnbroker and pawns the coat for $50. The pawnbroker gives her a pawn ticket, which she declines to mark with any kind of name or description. The ticket guarantees her right to claim the coat at any time. She tells her husband she found the pawn ticket in the taxi. He decides it would be best if he redeemed the ticket, in spite of Mrs. Bixby's objections.

The next day, Dr. Bixby goes to the pawn shop to redeem the ticket and claim the item it stands for. Mrs. Bixby is excited and rushes to her husband's office after he has collected it. She is horrified when he proudly holds up a small, mangy stole, and not her coat. He announces it is real mink and that she should consider it her Christmas present.

Mrs. Bixby initially believes the pawnbroker has cheated her of her coat and intends to confront him. But as she leaves her husband's office, Dr. Bixby's secretary, Miss Pulteney, walks proudly past her, wearing the mink coat. It is implied Dr. Bixby is having an affair with Miss Pulteney, decided to give her the coat, and purchased a cheap stole for his wife instead. As Mrs. Bixby cannot demand the coat back without revealing her own affair, she is hoist with her own petard. [2]

Adaptations

Television
YearTV showEpisodeStarringNotes
1960 Alfred Hitchcock Presents Season 6, Episode 1 Audrey Meadows [3] Directed by Alfred Hitchcock
1965 Thirty-Minute Theatre Season 1, Episode 9 Shelley Winters [4] This episode is believed lost. [5]
1979 Tales of the Unexpected Season 1, Episode 2 Julie Harris [6]
Film

Dus Kahaniyaan (English: Ten stories), a 2007 Indian Hindi-language anthology film comprising ten short films by different directors, includes Matrimony by Sanjay Gupta which is based on this short story. [7]

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References

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  2. ↑ Sharma, Amrendra K; Roy, Manju (2008). "The Sociology of Roald Dahl's 'Mrs Bixby and the Colonel's Coat'" (PDF). Indian Review of World Literature in English. 4 (2): 59–64. ISSN   0974-097X . Retrieved 25 December 2015.
  3. ↑ "Alfred Hitchcock Presents: Mrs. Bixby and the Colonel's Coat (1960)". Internet Movie Database. Retrieved 26 December 2015.
  4. ↑ "Thirty-Minute Theatre: Mrs. Bixby and the Colonel's Coat (1965)". Internet Movie Database. Retrieved 26 December 2015.
  5. ↑ "Missing or incomplete episodes for programme THIRTY MINUTE THEATRE". Lost UK TV Shows. Kaleidoscope Research Guides. Retrieved 26 December 2015.
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  7. ↑ "Dus Kahaniyan Movie Review {3.5/5}: Critic Review of Dus Kahaniyan by Times of India". The Times of India.
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