The Slammer

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The Slammer
Also known asThe Slammer Returns(2013–2014)
Genre Children's
Talent show
Sitcom
Starring Ted Robbins
Lee Barnett
Dave Chapman
Ian Kirkby
Melvin Odoom
Country of originUnited Kingdom
Original languageEnglish
No. of series6
No. of episodes76
Production
Production location dock10 studios
Running time30 minutes
Production companyCBBC Production
Original release
Network CBBC
Release22 September 2006 (2006-09-22) 
26 July 2014 (2014-07-26) [1]

The Slammer (also known as The Slammer Returns for its final two series) is a talent show for children that was broadcast on CBBC from 22 September 2006 until 26 July 2014.

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Set in a fictional prison called HM Slammer, this programme follows a variety show format where "prisoners" who have been arrested for "showbiz related crimes" compete, by performing to an audience, who decide which act should be released.

The show is produced by Steve Ryde, who also produced CBBC's Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow and its subsequent spin off, Harry Batt . It was based on an item from Dick and Dom called 'The Strangely Talented': a game in which contestants performed their specialised acts in front of the "Bungalow Heads" to try to win the title of Strangely Talented Champion.

Some of the supporting cast of Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow appear in The Slammer; Dave Chapman, Ian Kirkby, Lee Barnett and Melvin Odoom.

The show returned, after a two-year absence, to CBBC in October 2013, under the new name of 'The Slammer Returns'. Special editions of the show including 'The Slammer by the Sea' aired during the revived series.

On 2 June 2016, Ian Kirkby announced that the new series had ended, stating "Unfortunately CBBC have retired the Governor and Mr. Burgess, probably for good...but, never say never!" [2]

Summary

Storyline

The Slammer is a fictitious prison for entertainers who have "committed crimes against showbusiness"; the people are given the chance to earn their freedom by performing to a jury of children in the "Freedom Show".

The opening titles introduce the show's format, showing entertainers' acts going wrong, their incarceration, "polishing up their act" and performing to an audience of 8-12 year olds. The lyrics describe this process and the titles conclude with a line of released tap-dancers shimmying out of the prison gate. British Illusionist Andrew Van Buren makes three appearances in the titles of the first four series.

The Slammer is headed by the "Governor," played by comedian Ted Robbins. The Governor always wears a white suit with a golden bow tie, and fulfills his duties by hosting the Freedom Show and occasionally quizzing audience members about their views on the "Performing Prisoners".

Supporting the Governor are prison wardens Frank Burgess, played by Ian Kirkby, and the Governor's dim-witted nephew, Jeremy Gimbert played by Lee Barnett. The characters are complete opposites to one another: Burgess is intelligent, trustworthy and follows procedure and instructions carefully, accompanied by the physical mannerisms of Porridge's Mr Mackay. Gimbert is not the sharpest tool in the box and Burgess's frustration with his colleague's stupidity is often obvious.

Dave Chapman plays Peter Nokio, a long-term resident of The Slammer. He is a poor ventriloquist (his mouth moves when the puppet is speaking), having several puppets which he keeps personified at all times, allowing the puppets to make rude comments and reveal when Peter is telling a lie.

Peter's cell-mate Melvin (played by Melvin Odoom) is a former dancer whose act once went badly wrong in front of the Queen at the Royal Variety Performance, resulting in him suffering from seemingly incurable stage-fright.

The show begins with 5–10 minutes of storyline with these characters, often introducing celebrity guests who may play themselves or assume characters. Keith Harris and Orville once starred in a story where a performance had gone so badly that they froze and were taken to the Slammer; the supporting cast managed to revive them and they performed later in the show.

The Freedom Show

After this, the performances begin. In-between each performance, the Governor and Mr. Burgess ask a few children on their thoughts. Traditionally Mr. Burgess asks a child to sum up the act with one word, before shouting it back to the Governor, addressing him as 'sir!' This is often found amusing and has led to children frequently creating nonsense words such as 'brillitastic', as Mr. Burgess would then have to shout "Brillitastic, Sir!"

Sometimes the stories are continued into the performance section. Between acts the television audience cut away to very short segments of the stories. This usually is done to create tension on stories where one of the prisoners is being devious (a prisoner is trying to escape while the guards are distracted, for example).

Four acts perform each episode, and the act who gets the most support through applause and cheering (measured by a clap-o-meter when a vote is taken at the end of the show) is released.

Solitary confinement

Series 3 introduced a new item called "solitary confinement." This follows the prisoners who have supposedly been placed in solitary confinement for bad performances throughout the years. They are brought out and a child is chosen to watch their act. The child then decides whether the performer gets a "thumbs up" or a "thumbs down."

If they get a "thumbs up," the prisoner is allowed out of solitary confinement and a cell upgrade. However, if they get a "thumbs down," they are sent back to solitary confinement for a "cruel and unusual punishment" from the staff.

Cast and characters

CharacterPlayed by:Series
Original Iteration

(2006–2011)

"The Slammer Returns"

(2013–2014)

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The Governor Ted Robbins Main
Frank Burgess Ian Kirkby Main
Jeremy GimbertLee BarnettMain
Holly MeadowsScarlet HazeldineMain
Peter Nokio Dave Chapman Main
Melvin Odoom Himself Main

Production

Early series of The Slammer were recorded at 3 Mills Studios in East London, by the BBC in high definition.

Series 3 and 4 were recorded at Elstree Film Studios in Borehamwood. From series 5 and 6, episodes were recorded at dock10 in Salford.

The prison door used in the series was filmed in the Welsh city of Swansea on Oystermouth Road, where HM Prison Swansea is located.

Theme tune

Like Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow , Andy Blythe & Marten Joustra were commissioned to write the theme.

Awards

Celebrity Guests

The Slammer has featured many celebrity guests (usually entertainers) who either play themselves or characters in the storyline, perform or do both.

In 2006, the show was reprimanded by television regulator Ofcom after a complaint was received regarding a performance in which a mime artist put a rubber glove over his head, eyes and nose and blew it up. Ofcom formally recorded a breach against the show as it was felt that the sketch, particularly the performer's use of the glove, was presented as 'slapstick fun' and could be easily imitated by young children.

Episodes

Series 1

Series 2

Series 3

EpisodeTitle
1It's a Puppet
2Breaking In
3Chicken Fever
4Strike
5Quizzee Rascal
6Who is the Governor?
7Slammer Power
8Gov on the Run
9Laughing on the Inside
10The Lost Laugh
11Good Isn't It?
12Walkies
13Tough Nut
14Highlights Show
15A Slammer Christmas

Series 4

EpisodeTitle
1Sleepy Ted
2Trouble in Store
3Slammer Grannies
4The Dragon
5Dressed to Impress
6Governor Gimbert
7The Wrong Impression
8Miners Strike
9Home for Magic Rabbits
10Angry Puppets
11Stuck on You
12The Broken Vent
13Slammer Uncovered

Series 5

EpisodeTitle
1Officer Meadows
2The Ballonatic
3Buzzkill the Human Fly
4Slammer Symphony
5Come Lie with Me
6Slammer on Sea
7A Monster Problem
8Sylvester the Jester
9At Home with the Governor
10Slammer Claus

Series 6

EpisodeTitle
1Mumble & Son
2Bad Burgess
3Polly Meadows
4X Marks the Spot Factor
5Poster Paint
6Naughty Nephew
7Master of Disguise
8Slammer Staff Spectacular
9So You Want to be the Governor?
10Solitary Confinement

Transmissions

SeriesStart dateEnd dateEpisodes
122 September 20065 January 200715
228 March 200820 June 200813
310 September 201017 December 201015
416 September 20119 December 201113
511 October 201320 December 201310
616 May 201426 July 201410

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