The Theatre of Small Convenience

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The Theatre of Small Convenience
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The Theatre of Small Convenience
The Theatre of Small Convenience
AddressEdith Walk
Malvern, Worcestershire
United Kingdom
Coordinates 52°06′43″N2°19′47″W / 52.11194°N 2.32972°W / 52.11194; -2.32972 Coordinates: 52°06′43″N2°19′47″W / 52.11194°N 2.32972°W / 52.11194; -2.32972
OwnerMalvern Hills District Council
DesignationWorld's smallest commercial theatre
Typespecialist, puppetry. exhibition space
Capacity 12
Construction
OpenedNovember 1999 (1999-11)
Rebuilt=
Years active18
Tenants
Warwickshire College Group
Website
www.wctheatre.co.uk

The Theatre of Small Convenience was a theatre in Malvern, Worcestershire, England. In 2002 it entered the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's smallest commercial theatre, seating up to 12 people. [1] It is less than half the size of the previous record holder, the Piccolo Theatre in Hamburg, Germany. [2] [3] The theatre looked like it might close on 25 February 2017 when Dennis Neale retired from the theatre. Warwickshire College Group is currently the tenant of the theatre building (April 2018) and a future programme of events is currently under consideration. The theatre is featured in a recent publication entitled Twenty Theatres You Should See Before You Die by Amber Massie-Blomfield. [4]

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The stage during a puppet show The Theatre of Small Convenience stage.jpg
The stage during a puppet show

The theatre was located in Edith Walk, Great Malvern. Local puppeteer Dennis Neale started work on the theatre in 1997, [2] opening for the first show in November 1999. [5] The theatre's name comes from the building's original purpose – it was converted from a derelict Victorian gentlemen's public convenience. It is trapezoidal in shape, 16 feet (4.9 m) long and from 6 feet (1.8 m) to 10 feet (3.0 m) wide. [2]

The theatre used to regularly host puppetry, professional and amateur actors, drama, poetry, storytelling and opera, and became a regular venue of the Malvern Fringe Festival. In 2005 the theatre was chosen as one of the venues for an international puppetry festival. [6]

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