Banned from Argo

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"Banned from Argo"
Song by Leslie Fish
from the album Solar Sailors
Released1977 (1977)
Genre Filk, bluegrass
Songwriter(s) Leslie Fish

"Banned From Argo" is a filk song written and originally recorded by Leslie Fish, released in 1977 on the album Solar Sailors, and later as part of various compilations (Star Trek Comedy: The Unofficial Album; Dr. Demento's Hits From Outer Space, etc.) It won the 2003 Pegasus Award for Best Classic Filk Song. [1]

Contents

Structure and style

The song pokes fun at the conventions and characters of the original Star Trek television series. Though no character is mentioned by name, they are identified by their shipboard title/duties and certain characteristics (such as Captain Kirk's sexual escapades or Scotty's taste for alcohol), and are stated to be a Starfleet crew in the final verse. The framework of the song's "story" is the starship crew's stop at "Argo Port" for shore leave, where their antics result in chaos and destruction, prompting the planet's government to ban them from returning, as stated in the chorus:

And we're banned from Argo, every one.
Banned from Argo, just for having a little fun.
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four,
But Argo doesn't want us anymore.

(The final chorus adds a faux-innocent "Wonder why?" to end the song.)

In the original recording, the song is played in a bluegrass style, with guitars and banjos as the only musical accompaniment. It follows a pattern of single verse followed by single chorus, with an instrumental interlude, the length of one verse and chorus together, between the second-to-last chorus and the final verse. The tune to the single verse is "The Boston Burglar".

The original version of the song prior to recording referenced Klingons in place of pirates in the eighth verse, but was altered for recording. Since pon farr and Starfleet are both mentioned in the recording lyrics, the removal does little to mask the song's origins.

Leslie Fish singing the song at the 2013 Worldcon in San Antonio, Texas Worldcon 2013 Leslie Fish Banned From Argo.jpg
Leslie Fish singing the song at the 2013 Worldcon in San Antonio, Texas

Despite the song's popularity at science fiction conventions, the composer has expressed reluctance to perform the song in public because, for years, she was asked to perform it several times at every Science Fiction convention she attended. Finally she insisted that she would sing it only once a year, usually at WorldCon, NASFiC or DragonCon. In 2013, she agreed to perform the song at the 2013 Worldcon while sitting in a model of the bridge of the USS Enterprise from Star Trek.

Plotline

The crew's escapades in the song include (in order of appearance):

Further development and derivatives

The song is so well known among filkers that its title is commonly abbreviated to "BFA". [2] Once "released into the wild" it was rapidly adopted and expanded upon, with verses referencing various other characters, ships, cultures and so on from the Star Trek universe, with several hundred verses known to have been written worldwide. New verses are performed by inserting them ahead of the final "apologetic" verse (which has always retained its place at the end of the song).

The song has inspired enough filks and parodies to fill two dedicated collections. The Bastard Children of Argo, a collection of parodies, by various authors, published by Random Factors in 2001, contains 78 songs, plus several versions of the original provided by Fish. [3] The Bastard Grandchildren of Argo was issue #83 of the bimonthly filk magazine Xenofilkia , from July 2002, [4] containing 25 songs. [5] There have been other filks and parodies of BFA not contained in these collections.

In 2021, Fish published a novelization of the song on Archive of Our Own, expanding the story behind the lyrics while simultaneously showing how the events were misinterpreted in-story. [6]

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References

  1. The Pegasus Awards page for the song, with lyrics
  2. Scheduled panel: "Media Filk: Argo's Grandchildren. How has media filk changed since BFA?" The complete (as of 24 March) Schedule, Balticon 31 (1997).
  3. "Bastard Children of Argo". Archived from the original on 2010-06-15. Retrieved 2010-05-06.
  4. editor's announcement of contents of issue #82, with solicitation of content for issue #83
  5. Cumulative Xenofilkia Index by Title through Xeno #88 Archived July 17, 2011, at the Wayback Machine ; count of entries for issue #83
  6. "Banned From Argo - LeslieFish - Star Trek: The Original Series [Archive of Our Own]". archiveofourown.org. Retrieved 2022-01-13.