| Killer Pad | |
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| Directed by | Robert Englund |
| Written by | Dan Stoller |
| Produced by | Avi Chesed Wayne Allan Rice |
| Starring | Daniel Franzese Eric Jungmann Shane McRae |
| Cinematography | David Stump |
| Edited by | Erik C. Andersen |
| Music by | Timothy Andrew Edwards |
| Distributed by | Grindstone Entertainment Group |
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Running time | 84 minutes |
| Country | United States |
| Language | English |
Killer Pad is a 2008 comedy horror film directed by Robert Englund and starring Daniel Franzese, Eric Jungmann and Shane McRae.
Three friends, Brody, Craig, and Doug, get a new house from Winnie, an Asian woman, so they can hook up with women. They encounter a mysterious Mexican man who warns them of the devil, but they think he is a squatter who is talking about hot sauce so they ignore him. At the house they meet three attractive women, Lucy, Jezebel, and Delilah. They once again encounter the Mexican and he attempts to warn them that the house is evil, but he becomes possessed by the house and rips out his own heart and jumps out the window, which seemingly kills him. A fire marshall enters to check but he is dragged to hell. Believing they passed the inspection, the guys decide to throw a party.
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