Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bible!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bible!
Author Jonathan Goldstein
LanguageEnglish
Publication date
March 31, 2009
ISBN 9780143056546

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bible! is a book written by author and radio presenter Jonathan Goldstein [1] . The book is a comedic retelling of the Old Testament stories such as Adam and Eve, Samson, Noah, and David and Goliath. [2] Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bible! includes a story narrated by Joseph, who is skeptical of believing in Immaculate Conception, which was broadcast on the "Holiday Spectacular" episode of This American Life . [3] [4]

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References

  1. Goldstein, Jonathan (2009-03-31). Ladies and Gentlemen The Bible!: Stories. Penguin Canada. ISBN   978-0-14-305654-6.
  2. Weiler, Derek (Apr 5, 2009). "Adam as village idiot in the Garden of Eden". Toronto Star. Retrieved 2009-08-13.
  3. Himelfarb, Jordan Himelfarb (May 15, 2009). "A little Old Testament razzle-dazzle". Globe and Mail. Retrieved 2009-08-13.[ dead link ]
  4. "The This American Life Holiday Spectacular". December 23, 2005.