"Proper Cup of Coffee" or "What I Want Is a Proper Cup of Coffee" (Roud: V53398) [1] is a 1926 novelty song by music hall composers Bert Lee and R. P. Weston. [2] [3] An early recording was by Ernie Mayne and it was recorded by the Andrews Sisters in 1958. [4] [5] It has since been covered by several artists, most notably Cosmotheka and Trout Fishing in America. [2] [5] It is often performed at folk clubs. [4]