Splatter University

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Splatter University
Splatter University poster.jpg
Theatrical release poster
Directed byRichard W. Haines
Screenplay byMichael Cunningham
Richard W. Haines
John Elias Michalakis (as John Michaels)
Story byMichael Cunningham
Richard W. Haines
John Elias Michalakis (as John Michaels)
Produced byRichard W. Haines
John Michaels
StarringForbes Riley (as Francine Forbes)
Ric Randig
Dick Biel
Kathy LaCommare (as Kathy Lacommare)
Laura Gold
CinematographyJim Grib
Edited byRichard W. Haines
Music byChristopher Burke (as Chris Burke)
Production
company
Aquafilm
Distributed by Troma Entertainment
Release date
  • July 13, 1984 (1984-07-13)
Running time
78 minutes
CountryUnited States
LanguageEnglish
Budget$50,000

Splatter University is a 1984 American slasher film directed by Richard W. Haines and written by Haines alongside Michael Cunningham and John Elias Michalakis. It was distributed by Troma Entertainment.

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Plot

In 1981, Daniel Grayham, a man with paranoid schizophrenia, escapes from a mental asylum after killing a doctor and stealing his uniform. Three years later, a sociology teacher at St. Trinian's College is murdered whilst working alone in a classroom, and a new teacher, Julie Parker, is hired by the school's handicapped priest headmaster Father Janson to take her place the following semester.

During her first few weeks at St Trinian's, Julie befriends fellow teachers Cynthia and Mark, the latter of whom she develops a romantic relationship with. Meanwhile, two female students of Julie's are murdered by an unseen, knife wielding killer — one in a local parking lot, the latter at a drive-in movie. Cynthia phones up Julie in the middle of night to discuss about the recent murders and her suspicions of Mark. With the assistance of Cynthia, Julie decides to investigate Mark's apartment while he is out, where she finds both a pocket knife and various newspaper articles on murders occurring in the surrounding area. Mark suddenly returns to the apartment, forcing Julie to flee.

The next day, Cynthia's mutilated corpse is found in a storage room within the college, causing it to be closed early for the day. Julie, deeply upset by the incident, tells Father Janson that she is quitting her job and spends the rest of the day packing her belongings to prepare for leaving town tomorrow. Around the same time, several more students and a teacher are murdered. Julie then calls Father Janson, convinced Mark is the killer, and begs him to meet her at St Trinian's later that night. Mark suddenly appears, prompting Julie to attack him and flee before speeding off to the college.

As she confides in Father Janson about her misgivings, he clarifies to not being handicapped, that he is Daniel Grayham and has been the murderer all along — his motives having been driven in-part by misogyny and religious zealotry. Drawing a knife from his crucifix, Julie turns the knife onto him and then runs away. Mark arrives on campus, having trailed Julie, but struggles to get inside. Julie hides in the bathroom, but screams and runs out upon stumbling across the bloody remains of a teacher in one of the stalls. She then takes an elevator, but Janson catches up and kills Julie by slicing open her back.

Mark gets inside and discovers Julie's body. Cleaning off any remains, Janson then calls the police in an attempt to frame Mark for the murder, but Mark bursts in and notices a bloody knife sheath disguised as a crucifix on the wall of Janson's office. With his plans foiled, Janson is taken away to an insane asylum, where he is placed in a straitjacket.

Cast

Production

The original version of the movie was shot in 1981, and it clocked in at around 65 minutes. 13 minutes of additional scenes with students were filmed the next year to increase the running time. [1]

The filmmakers were originally told they would have two weeks to shoot at Mercy College, but the school cut their time by a week, so many members of the crew wound up sleeping in the classrooms to ensure the film was finished. When students returned to school, they were alarmed to find crew members cleaning up fake blood. [2]

Critical reception

AllMovie criticized the film for its "bone-headed plotting" and "half-hearted execution". [3] In its review, Horror DNA said the film is "pretty forgettable except for a surprise twist ending that still holds up well today". [4]

The website Really Awful Movies also found the film "very weak". [5]

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