Teachers Only

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Teachers Only
Teachers Only cast.jpg
Season 2 cast
Genre Sitcom
Created by Aaron Ruben [1]
Starring
Theme music composer
Opening theme"Reach High" (The Commodores) - Season 2
Country of originUnited States
Original languageEnglish
No. of seasons2
No. of episodes21
Production
Executive producer Aaron Ruben
Producers
Running time30 minutes
Production company Carson Productions
Original release
Network NBC
ReleaseApril 14, 1982 (1982-04-14) –
May 14, 1983 (1983-05-14)

Teachers Only is an American sitcom on NBC that centered on the faculty of a Los Angeles high school who spent a lot of time in the teacher's lounge, where the students were not allowed. Following a short first season, the show was completely overhauled, with only stars Lynn Redgrave and Norman Fell returning.

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Production

Lynn Redgrave had starred on CBS's House Calls for two seasons, but she was replaced by Sharon Gless in the third. It was heavily reported that she was fired for breastfeeding her newborn at work, [4] but the network claimed it was a budget dispute (Redgrave's then-husband/manager later asserted both parts were true [5] ). Eager to cash in on the publicity and cater to her every need, third-place network NBC quickly offered her this series. [5] In a similar situation, Norman Fell had shot to fame overnight as the crotchety landlord on ABC's Three's Company , but he found himself at odds with the network after being exiled to the short-lived spinoff, The Ropers . [6] Cast as the young science teacher was Adam Arkin, then best-known as the son of Alan Arkin. The rest of the cast was populated by little-known character actors. Series creator Aaron Ruben brought along writing veterans from his most recent endeavor, The Stockard Channing Show [7] (which suffered a notably similar fate, being a revamped version of Channing's previous sitcom, Just Friends ).

When it returned in early 1983, Redgrave and Fell retained their character names, but everything else had changed. Redgrave switched occupations from English teacher to guidance counselor, all hints of an eventual romance between her and Fell were nixed, and his character is revealed to have been carrying on in a longtime secret affair with his secretary, portrayed by Jean Smart. This was Smart's first television experience, and although her agent remarked, "You really don’t know your ass from apple butter, do you?," [8] she was given the plumpest role of the new ensemble.

Tim Reid simultaneously replaced Arkin's science teacher (also named Michael) and Van Nessa Clark's token black character. Teresa Ganzel was a regular in skits on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson , and his company produced this series, which led to her involvement. Ganzel was at a moment of particular success, having recently been showcased as the object of male desire in the 1982 film The Toy , which was cited in NBC advertisements. [9] Originally, Joel Brooks costarred as the music teacher, but his character was dropped after eight episodes and he was scrubbed from the opening credits. However, the network did not broadcast the episodes in production order, so he appeared all throughout the season. Although they still explored dark themes such as violence against women and racial profiling, the new writing staff generally kept a lighter tone.

The Commodores' song "Reach High," which appeared on the band's compilation album "All the Great Hits", was touted as the show's second season theme song, [10] [11] and the band was prominently listed in the closing credits as an instrumental version played. This cross-promotional media gimmick proved to be fruitless, as the show flopped and the single failed to make it onto the music charts.

Series overview

The first season is set at Millard Fillmore High, and includes the principal, vice-principal, secretary, janitor, English, French, and science teachers. The second season is set at Woodrow Wilson High, and includes the principal, secretary, guidance counselor, coach, science, English, music, and history teachers.

SeasonEpisodesFirst airedLast aired
1 8April 14, 1982June 9, 1982
2 13February 12, 1983May 14, 1983

Cast and characters

Season 1

Season 2

Recurring

  • Steffen Zacharias as Mr. Cochrane - The history teacher appears whenever a doddering old man is required for a brief moment of comic relief.
  • Brian Robbins as Vinnie Minetti - A playful, rebellious young student who passionately professes his love for Diana.
  • Larry B. Scott as Gene - A wisecracking student who's a member of the shop class and a victim of racial profiling.

Episodes

Season 1 (1982)

No.
overall		No. in
season		TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air date
11"Diana, Substitute Mother" Peter Baldwin Aaron Ruben & Mike WeinbergerApril 14, 1982 (1982-04-14)
Diana comes to the realization that her star student is troubled, but the situation escalates when the girl becomes a runaway. Also, Diana gives into a flirtation with her neighbor and agrees to a date.
Guest Stars: Mark Metcalf (David Lewis), Cindy Fisher (Ginger Peterson), Sally Kemp (Mrs. Peterson)
22"The Dreyfuss Affair"Peter BaldwinStory: Gene Marcione
Teleplay: George Yanok 		April 21, 1982 (1982-04-21)
In a malicious attempt to get a passing grade, Victoria entraps Michael and accuses him of being sexual predator. Michael refuses to defend himself, so Diana gets to the bottom of things. Also, Mr. Brody pushes for a school dress code.
Guest Stars: Heidi Bohay (Victoria), Leslie King (Debbie)
33"Cooper's Grab for Gusto"Peter BaldwinAaron RubenApril 28, 1982 (1982-04-28)
Following the death of a friend, Mr. Cooper worries about his own mortality. Also, Mr. Cooper tells Mr. Brody that he can have more responsibility, so Brody gets right to work implementing changes at school.
Note: The passersby is the one-way hallway circle throughout the entire scene.
Guest Star: Bill Zuckert (Doctor)
44"Quote, Unquote"Peter BaldwinGeorge YanokMay 5, 1982 (1982-05-05)
The parent–teacher association accuses her of undermining the moral fiber of their children, and the media descends when the school's young literary journalists twist Diana's words to make it seem that she condones premarital sex.
Guest Stars: Amanda Wyss (Amy Kelly), Timothy Patrick Murphy (Jeremy Stewart), Mary Betten (Mrs. Corrigan), Fredric Cook (Edgar Wheelwright), Layla Bias Galloway (Margaret Burnside), Rosanna Huffman (Evelyn Helmsley)
55"The Make Up Test"Peter BaldwinAaron RubenMay 12, 1982 (1982-05-12)
Diana refuses to give a makeup test to Jeff, an unrepentant slacker, so his rich father goes over her head. This infuriates Diana and leads Jeff to confess self-sabotage to his dad. Meanwhile, Michael's classroom is looted.
Note: This was the first episode shot. [16]
Guest Stars: Michael J. Fox (Jeff Clayton), Dana Elcar (Mr. Clayton), Howard Platt (Coach Bowers)
66"I've Got a Crush on You"Peter BaldwinMike WeinbergerMay 26, 1982 (1982-05-26)
Greg, the star football quarterback, falls for Diana during their tutoring sessions, and jealousy puts his future in jeopardy when Michael tries to intervene.
Guest Star: Michael Spound (Greg Hughes)
77"The Once and Future Teacher"Peter BaldwinGeorge YanokJune 2, 1982 (1982-06-02)
Bogged down with paperwork and meetings, the retirement of an elder coworker prompts Diana to toy with the notion of leaving the teaching profession.
Note: Miss Pritchard receives a replica of Rodin's famous statue The Thinker which is posed differently.
Guest Stars: Bibi Osterwald (Miss Pritchard), Arthur Rosenberg (Mr. Fletcher)
88"Guns and Butter"Peter BaldwinGeorge YanokJune 9, 1982 (1982-06-09)
The school board is looking to make budget cuts, so they send in a humorless man who replaces Mr. Brody with a computer.
Guest Star: George Wyner (Hunter Hogan)

Season 2 (1983)

No.
overall		No. in
season		TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air date
91"The Rose" Charles S. Dubin Larry Rosen, & Larry Tucker February 12, 1983 (1983-02-12)
After Diana rejects the advances of David, she's overwhelmed by jealousy when he sends Sam a single red rose to ask her out. Also, Michael experiments with pheromones and electricity.
Guest Stars: Alan Feinstein (David), Renae Jacobs (Teacher), Craig Littler (Handsome Man), Steffen Zacharias (Mr. Cochran)
102"Cooper's Arrangement"Charles S. Dubin April Kelly February 19, 1983 (1983-02-19)
Diana conspires with the rest of the faculty to find Mr. Cooper a date, but she discovers he's secretly in a relationship with Shari. Meanwhile, after delegating responsibility to the teachers to paint over graffiti, Shari becomes jealous when Michael is featured on TV.
113"Take This Job and Shove It" John Bowab April KellyFebruary 26, 1983 (1983-02-26)
Shari is miffed when Diana and Principal Cooper swap jobs. Also, Michael tries to figure out how to deal with a child who's being abused, and delinquent student Ponch steals everything that's not nailed down.
Guest Star: Roberto Roman (Ponch Melendez)
124"Praise the Lord and Pasta Ammunition" Rod Daniel April KellyMarch 5, 1983 (1983-03-05)
Vinnie leads a student revolt which finds the cafeteria barricaded, and Diana locked in the kitchen with a quarreling Shari and Principal Cooper. On the other side of the door, Michael and Sam fight for control as teachers are instructed to carry on with business as usual.
Note: Joel Brooks does not appear in this episode.
Guest Stars: Brian Robbins (Vinnie Minetti), Donna Wilkes (Julie), Mike Darnell (Pauly)
135"Rex, the Wonder Husband"John BowabLarry Rosen, & Larry TuckerMarch 12, 1983 (1983-03-12)
Diana's conman ex-husband rents out her apartment to Principal Cooper's brother-in-law. Also, Vinnie tests reactions to new school mascots by bringing in exotic animals.
Note: Joel Brooks does not appear in this episode.
Guest Stars: John Bennett Perry (Rex Swanson), John C. Becher (Arnie Ligner), Brian Robbins (Vinnie Minetti), Jennifer Richards (Arnie's Girlfriend), Greg Finley (Police Officer)
146"Teacher's Pet" Tony Singletary Story: Wally Dalton
Teleplay: Ann Martin		March 19, 1983 (1983-03-19)
Michael has overwhelming chemistry with a new student, but the situation worsens after Diana learns she's an undercover narcotics agent. Also, Sam sells junky designer jewelry to earn money for a pair of alligator boots.
Guest Stars: Fay Hauser (Beth Perry), Larry B. Scott (Gene)
157"Take the Money and Run"Alan BergmanLarry SpencerApril 2, 1983 (1983-04-02)
Mr. Batterman wins the $150,000 state lottery and promptly drops dead, leaving Diana in a moral dilemma over what to do with the ticket. Also, Diana realizes Liz is responsible for a rash of school thefts.
Note: Joel Brooks does not appear in this episode.
Guest Stars: Arthur Peterson Jr. (Pernell Batterman), Karin Argoud (Liz Pallamino), Penina Segall (Julie), Clark Mitchell Long (Leroy Batterman)
168"Otherwise Engaged"Rod DanielAnn L. Gibbs & Joel KimmelApril 9, 1983 (1983-04-09)
After Diana meddles in her relationship with the principal, Shari flaunts her sudden engagement to a handsome, wealthy, young man. Meanwhile, Sam diets in hopes of fitting into a bikini that she's had her eye on.
Note: Joel Brooks does not appear in this episode.
Guest Stars: Michael Lemon (Chad Devereaux III), Steffen Zacharias (Mr. Cochrane)
179"Beetlemania" Mel Ferber April KellyApril 16, 1983 (1983-04-16)
After the state funding committee cancels the auto shop and nursing classes, Diana goads the students to disassemble Mr. Cooper's car and reassemble it in the teacher's lounge. Unfortunately, they refuse to reverse the process. Also, Mrs. Darnell eagerly waits for her pregnancy to be over.
Guest Stars: Nicolas Coster (Mr. Finch), Edie McClurg (Mrs. Darnell), Larry B. Scott (James), Israel Juarbe (Shop Student)
1810"Leather and Lace" Linda Day April Kelly Diana Kirgo, Julie KirgoApril 23, 1983 (1983-04-23)
Diana has a whirlwind romance with a substitute, but the relationship sours when she learns he's the substitute janitor.
Guest Star: David Ackroyd (Jack Murphy)
1911"It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Want To"Rod DanielTom ChehakApril 30, 1983 (1983-04-30)
Diana hosts a party for her coworkers under false pretenses, hiding the fact that the mayor is to present them an award. To get even with Mr. Cooper for his critique of her outfit, Shari convinces him that it's a costume party; a bloated version of Michael's high school crush comes to town; Spud and Scooter have their first fight on their 11th anniversary; and Sam finds love in the elevator when she's trapped with the school board man.
Note: Joel Brooks does not appear in this episode.
Guest Stars: James O'Sullivan (Jim Klein), Jo Marie Payton (Yolanda), Joel Kimmel (Jeffrey)
2012"Dead Mice Don't Wear Plaid"Tony SingletaryLarry SpencerMay 7, 1983 (1983-05-07)
The school mouse dies while in Diana's care, so Sam replaces it, unaware that Michael was monitoring the rodent's illness. Also, a grouchy repairman works on the school's heater.
Guest Star: Bill Saluga (Repairman)
2113"Loss of Innocence"Linda DayApril KellyMay 14, 1983 (1983-05-14)
In a very special episode, Sam devolves into a shell of herself after being mugged.
Guest Stars: Jesse Aragon (Student), Steffen Zacharias (Mr. Cochran)

Broadcast history

Teachers Only had a two-month tryout on Wednesday nights in April and June 1982, [17] replacing the Tony Randall vehicle Love, Sidney . It was rerun on Thursday nights [17] in September, [18] just prior to the start of the new TV season. The second season of Love, Sidney was relegated to Saturday nights, where it struggled through December and was replaced by Taxi , which also failed to draw an audience during a brief stint [19] before Teachers Only took over the low-rated time slot. Second season ratings plummeted, and Teachers Only vanished from NBC after the final episode was broadcast.

The complete series was made available for streaming on the CTV Television Network's "Throwback" section in January 2021. [20]

SeasonTimeDates
1981–82 Wednesday at 9:30 pm
Thursday at 9:30pm		April–June 1982
September 1982 [17]
1982–83 Saturday at 9:30 pmFebruary–May 1983 [17]

U.S. television ratings

SeasonEpisodesStart DateEnd DateNielsen RankNielsen Rating
1981-828April 14, 1982June 9, 198246 [21] N/A
1982-8313February 12, 1983May 14, 198393 [22] N/A

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