The Fast Lane

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The Fast Lane
GenreComedy
StarringTerry Bader
Richard Healy
Debra Lawrance
Peter Hosking
Country of originAustralia
Original languageEnglish
No. of seasons2
No. of episodes20
Production
ProducerNoel Price
Production company ABC
Original release
Network ABC
Release8 March 1985 (1985-03-08) 
29 December 1986 (1986-12-29)

The Fast Lane is an Australian television show that aired between 1985 (Season 1) and 1986 (Season 2) on the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC). [1]

Contents

The Fast Lane was created by John Clarke and Andrew Knight and starred Terry Bader, Richard Healy, Debra Lawrance and Peter Hosking.

According to Debra Lawrance on The Conversation Hour in ABC 774 radio 15 October 2015 (at about 26 mins into the file), the ABC taped over the master Umatic tapes. [2] ABC archives however, have advised (21 September 2021) that they hold copies of the entire series.

Plot Overview

This comedy series follows two private investigators, Bryce (Terry Bader) and Ken (Richard Healy), who run a firm known as the "Excelsior Research Foundation". They are assisted by Pat (Debra Lawrance), their receptionist.

Bryce thinks he is smart and boasts about his elite private school background, but is actually very stupid and fails to understand what is really happening around him. He dropped out of law school in the second year. Ken is the down-to-earth blue-collar member of the team, but they both usually get into deep trouble. Pat is the sensible and smart one, but the others don't recognise this. She and Detective Sergeant Blair (Peter Hosking) usually rescue them and clean up after them.

The plots are a black comedy and satire. The agency is desperate for work and usually takes on small cases involving simple detective work (e.g. domestic disputes). Bryce and Ken stumble around trying to solve it - mostly when Bryce takes the obviously wrong approach - and getting deeper into trouble. Meanwhile Pat does the real detective work and uncovers a bigger crime that is linked to the small case (e.g. corporate crime). Although Pat discovers the real criminals, they often escape prosecution because of loopholes in the law or they are too powerful to touch. In the end, the simple case is wrapped up and Bryce undeservedly takes the credit for it. But the audience and Pat realise the injustice, because the wrapup usually results in the innocent becoming the victim and the real criminals getting way with it.

Cast

Main

Guests

ActorRole
Alan Fletcher Collins
Alethea McGrath Old Woman
Alex Menglet Harwood
Anne Phelan Beth
Arna-Maria Winchester Factory owner's wife
Barry Otto Professor Daniells
Bud Tingwell Bertie
Christian Manon Sam
Deborra-Lee Furness Stella
Edward Hepple Sherwood
Esben Storm Lester
Fiona Corke Susie
Fiona Spence Peg
Gary Day Keel
Geneviève Picot Miriam
George Kapiniaris Arly
Gerard Maguire Bill Martin
Heather Mitchell Eileen
Jackie Woodburne Ruth
Jacqui Gordon Megan
Jane Turner Waitress
Jean Kittson Reporter 1
Joe Camilleri Santini
John Clarke Barry Tanner, race caller (voice)
John Flaus Jim
John Gregg Adrian
Kim Gyngell Lynch
Kris McQuade Zola
Lynda Gibson Magda
Magda Szubanski Sue
Mark Mitchell Derek
Melita Jurisic Maria
Neil Melville Wallace
Nina Landis
Norman Yemm Fellows
Pamela Rabe
Peter Curtin Lance
Ralph Cotterill Pim
Reg Evans Dr Chisholm
Reg Gorman Lou
Robert Coleby Dwyer
Stephen GrivesDouglas
Terry Gill Mayor
Tina Bursill Felicity
Tommy Dysart Neville
Wilbur Wilde
William ZappaSteve

Production credits

Producer: Noel Price

Directors: Colin Budds, Peter Dodds, Mark Joffe, Noel Price, Mandy Smith

Written by: Andrew Knight, John Clarke (and others)

Music: Greg Sneddon

Locations: All shows were shot in Melbourne

Episodes

According to John Clarke's CV, there were 19 episodes in total. [3] [4] [5]

Season 1 (1985)

These episodes were run on ABC Channel 2 at 8:55 pm on Thursday nights. A review in the Sydney Morning Herald mentions the episodes were to run on Fridays, but the ABC changed their mind, and ran the series on Thursdays instead. [6] Note: all episodes of Series 1 are known to exist in the form of VHS Rips available online.

No. in
season
TitleWritten byOriginal air date
1"Confusion by Numbers"John Clarke and Andrew Knight7 March 1985 (1985-03-07)
Bryce and Ken are hired to perform as security at a wedding — guarding the presents. There, an old friend hires Bryce and Ken for a lucrative accounting investigation. Pat arrives in Melbourne and finds work after the newspaper misprints Bryce and Ken's ad for a secretary under rooms for rent.
2"Upping the Integrity"John Clarke and Andrew Knight14 March 1985 (1985-03-14)
The Excelsior Research Foundation is hired by an advertising agency to investigate the theft of a marketing campaign. Bryce finds his spiritual home in the advertising industry, while Ken cons a favour from Pat by getting her to enrol in a modelling course to expose the company's business practices.
3"A Mug's Game"John Clarke and Andrew Knight21 March 1985 (1985-03-21)
A small town drainage authority hires Bryce and Pat to investigate clerical corruption in a regional town. A lucky gambler runs afoul of townsfolk in the local pub. Meanwhile, Ken tries to sort out a few personal problems. John Clarke is (off-camera) as the race caller.
4"Tertiary Sisyphus"John Clarke and Andrew Knight28 March 1985 (1985-03-28)
A case of mistaken identity leads to Ken going undercover as an academic after he and Bryce are hired to examine the reason for the suspiciously high pass-rate in a difficult university English course. This ep. has Barry Otto as the professor
5"Irreconcilable Similarities"John Clarke and Andrew Knight4 April 1985 (1985-04-04)
An analytical man hires the Excelsior Research Foundation to investigate his wife's extramarital liaisons. Pat steps in to deliver a package on behalf of Bryce and Ken getting all three involved in a dangerous drug ring
6"Portrait of Whistler's Underwriter"John Clarke and Andrew Knight11 April 1985 (1985-04-11)
A friend of Bryce's father hires the Excelsior Research Foundation to investigate thefts from his private art collection. This episode has John Clarke himself playing a guest role.
7"The Sound of One Hand Counting"John Clarke and Andrew Knight18 April 1985 (1985-04-18)
Pat is sent to work undercover in a factory to investigate thefts from the shop floor. Bryce and Ken are assigned to investigate the callous factory manager's wife only to find themselves participating in a New Age self-improvement course
8"The Below Average Samaritan"John Clarke and Andrew Knight25 April 1985 (1985-04-25)
Bryce matches wits with a streetwise teenage entrepreneur who has half his years and twice his skills, and Ken is asked to be best man at his former wife's wedding.
9"All's Well That Himfella Buggerup Finish"John Clarke and Andrew Knight2 May 1985 (1985-05-02)
Interpol, Mr Big, murder, heroin and intrigue form just another day's work for the bumbling duo at Excelsior who prove once again that when the going gets tough they are completely out of their league.

Season 2 (1987)

These episodes were run on ABC Channel 2 on Tuesday nights at 9:20 pm. Note: Episodes 1, 2 and 3 are NOT known to exist as VHS rips available online, whereas the others are.

No. in
season
TitleWritten byOriginal air date
1"Should Auld Acquaintances Be Given a Fairly Wide Berth"John Clarke and Andrew Knight27 October 1987 (1987-10-27)
Bryce and Ken are recruited by the Ministry for Cultural Advancement to track down a couple of esoteric, cultural fringe-dwellers who have absconded with their grants for 'Celebrate Australia Day'
2"Following by Example"Andrew Knight3 November 1987 (1987-11-03)
The coach of an amateur football club, impressed with Bryce's new ideals on personal motivation, hires him to boost the team's morale.
3"Charming Little Bijou Enterprise in Prime Position - Suit Magistrate"Max Dann10 November 1987 (1987-11-10)
Keel, an unscrupulous real estate agent, has persuaded a woman and her retarded son to sell their home for far below its real price, so Keel can benefit by its resale. Keel's assistant, Portman, fed up with his boss and his crafty schemes, enlists the help of Ken and Bryce to carry out a careful plan.
4"Holding the Mirror Up to Itself"John Alsop and Andrew Knight17 November 1987 (1987-11-17)
When Bryce and Ken go in search of an old man's missing greyhound, an actor (who has the role of a private detective in a TV series) goes along with them to see how real detectives work. Needing an impressive case, Bryce makes up a story about a diamond heist so they can "recover" the stolen goods. Meanwhile, Pat runs into bureaucratic roadblocks when she takes up the cause of a couple whose house is being affected by an excavation on the neighbouring council-owned property.
5"Murder Most Fouled"Robyn Walton24 November 1987 (1987-11-24)
Bryce, Ken and Pat go undercover at a country guesthouse to solve a series of antique thefts. Before long, Bryce reveals his true identity to investigate a murder — a difficult task given he has no body, no clues, and no shortage of suspects.
6"The Gods Must Be Extremely Badly Advised"Deborah Parsons1 December 1987 (1987-12-01)
Bryce and Ken are hired to provide market research for a confectionery company and find themselves in the middle of a union dispute
7"Rosencrantz & Guildernstern Aren't Very Well"John Clarke, Richard Healy & Andrew Knight8 December 1987 (1987-12-08)
Ken and Bryce are on the hook for costly repairs after they are hired to de-bug a suburban home. The pair are then approached to make a dead drop on behalf of a popular talk radio host who is being blackmailed over his illegitimate child. When the man who picks up the money is later found dead, Ken and Bryce are arrested for murder. (Added writing credit: based on a phone call from Geoff Kelso)
8"All the World's Going Through a Bit of a Stage"Robyn Walton15 December 1987 (1987-12-15)
Ken and Bryce are hired to discover the identity of a mystery playwright
9"My Dinner with Agnes"Max Dann and Andrew Knight22 December 1987 (1987-12-22)
Ken and Bryce attempt to serve a summons on a marathon-running security guard.
10"Je Regrette Tout"John Alsop and Andrew Knight29 December 1987 (1987-12-29)
An Irishman is sent to Melbourne on a mission involving an ecumenical conference. When the suspected terrorist misses his contact at the airport, he happens across an ad for the Excelsior Research Foundation and hires them to locate her. With Pat making plans to get married and move overseas, Ken and Bryce both make their feelings known.

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