The Luvvies

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The Luvvies
The Awards the Stars Don't Want
The Luvvies.png
CountryUnited Kingdom
Hosted by Rhona Cameron
First awarded2003
Last awarded2004
Most awards Russell Crowe (2)
Television/radio coverage
Network ITV
Produced byDan Clapton
James Breen
Directed byRussell Norman
Mike Toppin

The Luvvies was an annual spoof awards ceremony that presented celebrities with awards that they "don't want". [1] The awards ran twice, with the first in February 2003, and the second in January 2004. Both ceremonies were hosted by the Scottish comedian Rhona Cameron. [2] They took place at Teddington Studios in London, and were broadcast on ITV1. Award categories included Love Rats, Naked Ambition and Ego of the Year; [3] each category had a shortlist of three celebrities. During the ceremony, the shortlist for each category was read out, along with some footage of each nominee to illustrate the reason for their inclusion. [3] The winner was then announced, followed by footage of him or her being doorstepped and presented with their trophy. [3] Some winners, such as Patsy Palmer and Edwina Currie, accepted their awards, while others, such as Boy George and David Blaine, did not. A few winners, such as Simon Cowell and Jordan, showed up at the ceremony to receive their trophy in person.

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Critical reaction to The Luvvies was generally negative. Writing about the 2004 awards, Frances Traynor of the Daily Record summarised the ceremony as "the show viewers really don't want to watch" and noted that "even Rhona Cameron looked bored". [4] TV critic Charlie Brooker was particularly scathing, writing that the awards had "enraged" him and that "harassing the heartbroken for funnies is disgraceful". [5] Cameron argued that "the key to accepting a Luvvie is not to take yourself too seriously", and said that if she were presented with a Luvvie she would "welcome it with open arms – otherwise you might look a bit po-faced and silly". [3]

Awards

Russell Crowe is the only celebrity to win more than one Luvvie award. Russell Crowe TIFF 2006.jpg
Russell Crowe is the only celebrity to win more than one Luvvie award.
Simon Cowell showed up at the 2003 ceremony to collect his award for Ego of the Year Simon Cowell in December 2011.jpg
Simon Cowell showed up at the 2003 ceremony to collect his award for Ego of the Year
At the 2003 Luvvies, Angus Deayton (right) won the Love Rat award and was nominated for Worst Career Move. Lise Mayer and Angus Deayton 1.jpg
At the 2003 Luvvies, Angus Deayton (right) won the Love Rat award and was nominated for Worst Career Move.

2003

Naked AmbitionLove Rats
Most Likely to Turn Up for
the Opening of an Envelope
When Stars Attack
The Odd CoupleWorst Career Move
Frock HorrorRent-a-Celeb
You're So VainEgo of the Year

2004

RomanceCatfight
You're So VainAttention Seeker
Long Arm of the LawReality Star of the Year
Frock HorrorLove Rats
Naked AmbitionLead Balloon
Nice Knowing YouEgo of the Year

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