"Would Jesus Wear a Rolex" | ||||
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Single by Ray Stevens | ||||
from the album Crackin' Up! | ||||
B-side | "Cool Down Willard" [1] | |||
Released | May 1987 | |||
Genre | Country | |||
Length | 2:50 | |||
Label | MCA | |||
Songwriter(s) | Margaret Archer, Chet Atkins | |||
Producer(s) | Ray Stevens | |||
Ray Stevens singles chronology | ||||
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Would Jesus Wear a Rolex is a song written by Margaret Archer and Chet Atkins, and recorded by Ray Stevens in 1987 on his album Crackin' Up! . The song reached 41 on the US Hot Country Songs chart and 45 on the Canadian Country chart.
The song tells of Stevens watching a televangelist, soliciting funds while wearing expensive clothing ("Asking me for $20, with $10,000 on his arm"). The remainder of the song consists of Stevens asking various questions in the manner of What Would Jesus Do?; the issues the singer raises parallel scandals surrounding various real-life televangelists of the era and some Christian and pastors. [2]