You're Only Old Once!

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You're Only Old Once!
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Author Dr. Seuss
CountryUnited States
LanguageEnglish
GenreComedy
PublishedMarch 2, 1986
Publisher Random House
Media typePrint (hardcover and paperback)
Preceded by The Butter Battle Book  
Followed by I Am Not Going to Get Up Today!  

You're Only Old Once! A Book for Obsolete Children is a 1986 picture book for adults by Dr. Seuss, released on Geisel's 82nd birthday. [1] It was his first book for adults in 47 years.

Contents

Plot

The book follows an elderly man on a visit to the Golden Years Clinic, where he endures long waits and bizarre medical tests.

Background

You're Only Old Once! was written shortly after Geisel had suffered through a series of illnesses, during which he spent a considerable amount of time in hospital waiting rooms. To pass the time, he began sketching images of hospital machines and scenes of medical procedures. He later began to work those ideas into a book. Geisel quipped that he was "fed up with a social life consisting entirely of doctors". [2]

You're Only Old Once! was Seuss's first adult book since The Seven Lady Godivas , which was published in 1939. The Seven Lady Godivas sold fewer than 500 copies when it was first released, [3] but You're Only Old Once! reached No. 1 on The New York Times Best Seller list, [4] and remained on the list for over 60 weeks. [5]

The book's subtitle, A Book for Obsolete Children refers to a quote by Dr. Seuss describing why he did not enjoy writing for adults. After the failure of The Seven Lady Godivas, Seuss said in an interview, "Adults are just obsolete children, and the hell with them". [6] [7]

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References

  1. "People". The Beaver County Times . 1986-03-04. p. C6.
  2. Judith and Neil Morgan. Dr. Seuss & Mr. Geisel . De Capo, 1996. 261.
  3. Ruthe Stein. "Dr. Seuss for Grownups: The famous children's author writes one for gray-haired former kids". San Francisco Chronicle. March 11, 1986. 19.
  4. "Best sellers: March 30, 1986". The New York Times. March 30, 1986.
  5. "Best sellers: May 17, 1987". The New York Times. May 17, 1987. Retrieved on July 2, 2009.
  6. Warren T. Greenleaf (May 1982). "How the Grinch Stole Reading: The Serious Nonsense of Dr. Seuss". Principal Magazine. National Association of Elementary School Principals. The Seven Lady Godivas is the one and only book Geisel has ever written for adults, and adults don't interest him.
  7. Eric Pace (1991-09-26). "Dr. Seuss, Modern Mother Goose, Dies at 87". The New York Times . Retrieved 2008-05-01. But when he got around to doing a grown-up book […] the grown-ups did not seem to want to buy his humor, and he went back to writing for children, becoming famous and wealthy. "I'd rather write for kids", he later explained. "They're more appreciative; adults are obsolete children, and the hell with them."