Blahbalicious

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A mayor makes a speech in Blahbalicious.
Game(s) Quake
Genre(s) Comedy
Running time8 minutes, 21 seconds
Created byMackey 'Avatar' McCandlish
Brian 'Wendigo' Hess
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Release(s)1997
Format(s)Quake demo recording

Blahbalicious is a machinima film made using the Quake game engine. It was recorded by Mackey 'Avatar' McCandlish and Brian 'Wendigo' Hess and released at 11pm ET on Monday 8 December 1997. The film's unconventional style, Monty Python -esque humour, and extensive use of new models and maps earned it an amount of attention unprecedented in the Quake movie community at the time. At the inaugural Quake Movie Awards, organised by the Quake Movie Library, it won seven awards, plus an Honorary Oscar to recognise director Wendigo's contribution to the Quake movie community, indicating how it was at the peak of the movement at the time.

The film does not have a linear plot. Instead, it depicts a series of loosely linked sketches, nearly all of which involve a large rotund figure originally created for other purposes by the authors. The character is used to represent many different people in the film, all of which say little other than 'blah blah blah' (hence the title). The concept was designed to be, in the words of Wendigo, "these two fat guys would be watching TV And flipping through channels". [1]

Sketches

Blahbalicious
EditingAvatar
CameraAvatar
Voices
Billy & BubbaWendigo
0 For 2 On Tuesday Afternoon
EditingWendigo
Actor Control
FBI AgentLordTrans
JumperAvatar
CameraWendigo
Voices
FBI AgentAvatar
Big BlahsAvatar
Background BlahsWendigo
WoahLordTrans
Bad Day For Jim
EditingAvatar
CameraAvatar
Voices
JimAvatar
Randall Serves The Afternoon Shift Without Incident
EditingAvatar
Actor Control
Left GuardAvatar
Right GuardLordTrans
CameraAvatar
Voices
Falling BlahAvatar
Mel Gibson Would Be Proud
EditingAvatar
Actor Control
ScottsmenLordTrans
KnightsWendigo
CameraAvatar
Voices
FreedomAvatar, Wendigo & LordTrans
Battle CryAvatar, Wendigo & LordTrans
The End Of A Successful Campaign
EditingAvatar
CameraAvatar
Voices
SoTrueAvatar
WhatHellWendigo
GetIt?Avatar
You Put Your Right Foot In
EditingWendigo
CameraWendigo
A Suitable Alternative To Polishing Squad Cars
EditingWendigo
Actor Control
Three FBILordTrans
One FBIAvatar
CameraWendigo
Voices
FBI1Avatar
FBI2Wendigo

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