List of Royal Crackers episodes

Royal Crackers is an American adult animated sitcom created by Jason Ruiz and developed by Ruiz and Seth Cohen for Cartoon Network's Adult Swim programming block. The series stars Ruiz, Andrew Santino, Jessica St. Clair, Maile Flanagan, and David Gborie. The series premiered on April 2, 2023.

Series overview

Season	Episodes		Originally aired
			First aired	Last aired
1	10		April 2, 2023 (2023-04-02)	May 21, 2023 (2023-05-21)
2	10		February 29, 2024 (2024-02-29)	May 2, 2024 (2024-05-02)

Episodes

Season 1 (2023)

No. overall	No. in season	Title	Directed by	Written by	Original air date	US viewers (millions)
1	1	"Crumbling Empire / Pilot"	Frederic Cristy	Jason Ruiz	April 2, 2023 (2023-04-02) [lower-alpha 1]	0.23 [1]
In Bakersfield, California, Royal Crackers Incorporated is a once-popular snack factory that sells the titular crackers that was established by its current CEO Theodore Hornsby Sr. whose mind started to go enough to not stay conscious as he got older. At the house of the Hornsby family, Stebe Hornsby, his wife Deb Hornsby, his brother Theodore "Theo" Hornsby Jr., and his son Matt are having a dinner from Burger Boyz with their family lawyer Darby Blarchardt and Stebe and Theo's sleep-stated father Theodore. as Stebe, Deb, and Theo learn that Matt has been listening to Post Malone. At the board meeting at Royal Crackers Incorporated, Stebe tells Deb, Darby, and fellow members Al and Rachel about their company's sale numbers being down as he tries the first box of black licorice-flavored crackers have arrived which he tries only to get a nosebleed. Theo arrives where he does a Royal Crackers secret handshake with Darby that involves something that ends up pixelated and tells Rachel that TainT will not be doing a reunion performance due to two of its members being dead from botched jack hangs. Deb mentions that Royal Crackers has hit a low that is following Uncle Dipshit's Fart Wafers and that they need to think of a way to boost their sales. Later that night in his room, Theo tells his father about becoming head of the viral-marketing campaign and leaves him to listen to his music. Theodore's hand controls his wheelchair to roll towards the stairs as it falls down. Stebe, Deb, and Theo come down to investigate and end up shaking Theodore. The next day at Silveria Hospital, the doctor tells the Hornsby family that Theodore is in a super coma (or "suco" for short). This causes Darby to fetch Theodore's last will and testament in case Theodore does not wake from his suco. Back at the house, Theo ropes Matt into helping with his viral marketing campaign where he promotes the Royal Cracker Challenge where he will eat an entire box of Royal Crackers in under 10 seconds as he challenges Dwayne Johnson, Joe Rogan, and Ninja to partake in this challenge. Meanwhile, Darby has gotten the Last Will and Testament where he does not listen to his conscious not to stop at Burger Boyz because it gives him diarrhea. The ordering of six Burger Boyz burgers causes him to drive into Blarchardt & Associates needing to use the bathroom. Due to having read all the magazines when needing something to read on the toilet, Darby had no choice but to read the Last Will and Testament in the bathroom. Later that night, Al and Rachel are informed about what happened to Theodore and that they need another plan should Theo fail with his viral marketing campaign. After Stebe recaps the history of Royal Crackers, he starts to pitch a Plan B. The next day, every media outlet in Bakersfield as heard about Theodore being in a suco. As Stebe and Deb wait for the TV ad, Theo comes in stating that he got 5,000,000 views on the Royal Crackers Challenge. The three of them see a breaking news bulletin from CVM where news anchor Clair Bailey talks about the choking epidemic that happened during the Royal Crackers Challenge as foreign objects were found in the boxes. Clair mentions that Dwayne Johnson, Joe Rogan, and Ninja are among the celebrity casualties with Ninja's death devastating Clair enough to put a gun to her head as a Please Stand By title card appears. Then the ad from Royal Crackers Incorporated is played as Stebe and Deb talk about having placed loose change in every cracker boxes causing Stebe, Deb, and Theo to know that they all screwed up as Theodore's life support system gives off a flatline sound. Darby comes in and asks if he can have some time alone with Theodore. Once they are gone, Darby informs Theodore about how the aftermath of him eating the Burger Boy burgers caused him to accidentally wipe his but with the will and flush it as he does remember some of the stuff on it that involves selling his assets and giving it to Matt. As Darby tearfully mentions that the board is going to have to elect Stebe or Theo to the position of CEO, Theodore's life support system beeps as Darby sees that Theodore has emerged from his suco. Outside Silveria Hospital, the Hornsby family and Darby announce that Theodore has emerged from his suco as Stebe apologizes on behalf of Royal Crackers Incorporated for the deaths of a lot of influencers across the globe. After Stebe mentions that Royal Crackers Incorporated will right the wrongs done in the last three days, Theo allows Stebe to do the Royal Crackers secret handshake causing the crowd to gasp at the pixelated part of it. Cast : Stephanie Sheh as Rachel, Fred Tatasciore as Al, Debra Wilson as Clair Bailey Note: A portion of this episode was played during Adult Swim's April Fools programming schedule on March 31, 2023 and was also streamed on YouTube.
2	2	"Theo's Comeback Tour"	Frederic Cristy	Marc M. & David Doré	April 2, 2023 (2023-04-02)	0.16 [1]
An advertisement is shown of Theo doing his solo performance across the central valley sponsored by Royal Crackers Incorporated. Deb rants about her doctor claiming that osteoporosis is giving her uneven legs and wanting to give her orthopedic shoes. She gets surprised to see Stebe in his bathrobe and briefs as he states that they now have some alone time while Theo is on his comeback tour and allowed him to borrow the car under the condition that he uses Matt as his roadie. Deb does mention that there is also a weekend marathon of Antique Appraisals. At Kenny's Lobster Shack, Theo tells Matt about landing a gig here thanks to Moey D who was TainT's former hype-man and manager of Kenny's Lobster Shack. When Theo states to Moey D that he should've come on the comeback tour with him, Moey D states that he could not because of his sciatica and that he is working overtime so that his daughter can get through med school. During Theo's performance, Moey D abruptly ends the act and brings out Bill Peachknee and his ventriloquist dummy Flappy who insults Theo's performance. Meanwhile, Stebe and Deb find a jar of Mom's Original Regular Strength CBD Gummies in their bed which they assume must be Theo's. On the road, Theo rants about being bumped in favor of Bill Peachknee as Theo accidentally runs over Peachknee. When Matt suggests that they call the police and tell them what happened, Theo states that he will be suspect #1 and thrown into prison. The next day, Theo calls Darby about what happened. He tells Theo about a guy in Fresno that they have not used in a while as he prepares to make contact with him. Meanwhile, Stebe and Deb find no reported cases of CBD gummy overdoses. At a Fresno Diner, Theo and Matt (who held on to Flappy) meet the Fixer as Theo wants him to dispose of Peachknee's body before his gig at Penny Lanes Bowling Alley. They start by adding the dry ice to the trunk and plan to get shovels to dig a grave. A montage is shown where the Fixer takes Theo and Matt to different candidates to build the body only for those spots to either have a Best Buy, an amusement park, and a football stadium built on those spots. After a news report about a super elderly man who escaped from the Hidden Pines Nursing Home who matches the description and traits of the Fixer including references to The Procter & Gamble Mystery Hour, Theo asks if the Fixer was a real Fixer as he claims that he has gotten old. If he can pull off one more job, he can make a comeback. Meanwhile, Stebe and Deb have done 3 of the CBD gummies instead of 2 and hijack a car in order to get to the hospital. Stebe's ranting about Theo causes him to drive off the road. After Theo throws off a police officer named Officer Troy, the Fixer tries to shoot him only to for the bullet not to work. Theo and Fixer are locked up at the police department as Theo blames the Fixer for making him miss his gig at Penny Lanes. The Fixer fakes a heart attack so that he and Theo can escape from their cell and hijack the tow truck carrying the car that Matt and Flappy are in. Meanwhile, Darby reprimands a recuperating Stebe and Deb about his cousin at the precinct calling him about Stebe and Deb in an overdose. He also mentioned how he had to bail them out and bail Theo out of what happened during his comeback tour while mentioning that nobody can be comfortable with who they are or where they are at. Theo, Matt, and the Fixer appear at a patch of quicksand as Theo apologizes to the Fixer about what he said. The Fixer does his closer by driving the tow truck into the quicksand as there's no other way. Matt is told by Theo that he has to give up Flappy as he is the final evidence of what happened to Peachknee as he speaks through Flappy that his performance was good. Then Matt puts Flappy in the tow truck as the Fixer drives it into the quicksand telling Theo to keep doing himself as they will come around. Once that is done, Theo and Matt tearfully walk away. Cast : Gilbert Gottfried as The Fixer, Jamar Malachi Neighbors as Moey D, Fred Tatasciore as Mr. Lynx, Officer Troy, and Police Officer, Debra Wilson as Antiques Appraisals Audio Note: The episode is dedicated to the memory of Gilbert Gottfried who died after this episode was made.
3	3	"Factory 37"	Frederic Cristy	Bryan Wysol	April 3, 2023 (2023-04-03)	0.11 [1]
A health inspector is going to be doing an inspection on the Royal Crackers factory. Deb, Theo, Darby, Al, and Rachel assume that it is their usual health inspector Reggie who they always take on a night in Bakersfield. When Stebe arrives, they meet Reggie's no-nonsense brother Brent who will be doing the health inspection....especially since one of his inspections will be occurring at Factory 37 where Reggie disappeared in. While Stebe leads Deb and Matt in going to the abandoned Factory 37 which produces chicken-flavored crackers with Deb restoring the power, the others work to take Brent on a night on the town to win him over. As Stebe gets on a ride there where he gets a tour from an animatrionic version of Theodore Hornsby Sr., Deb finds that the workers there are dead as Matt finds footage of the lead developer mentioning about using a pink goo on the chickens which went horribly wrong. Meanwhile, the others eventually learn that Brent does like one of Taint's songs after caving during karaoke and that he became a health inspector to improve himself to Reggie. Upon Stebe meeting up with Deb and Matt, they learned what happened as they are attacked by mutated chickens and brought to their sentient leader known as the Chicken Master who plans to mutate them with the same pink goo that Theodore Hornsby Sr.'s scientists created. In the nick of time, Stebe, Darby, Al, and Rachel arrive and a big fight occurs. Brent arrives and reveals that Chicken Master is a mutated Reggie which explains why Reggie disappeared. As Brent plans to join his brother, Chicken Master agrees with Stebe to continue producing chicken-flavored crackers. The Hornsbys, Darby, Al, and Rachel then take their leave from Factory 37. Cast : Fred Armisen as Brent, Stephanie Sheh as Rachel, Fred Tatasciore as Al and Chicken Master/Reggie
4	4	"Stebe"	Frederic Cristy	Jason Ruiz	April 9, 2023 (2023-04-09)	0.17 [2]
Many moons ago at Silveria Hospital, a nurse asks Theodore Hornsby if he would like to hold his baby boy. He reluctantly agrees and then sees that the baby has anorchia. As he orders the nurse to give it to his mother to hold, he eats horse radishes as the nurse states that he will need to fill out the birth certificate. Theodore's wife suggests that they name the baby after him. He declines and tells the nurse to name him "Steve", but the nurse heard "Stebe" because Theodore was eating horse radishes at the same time. Theodore agrees with the name as it will serve as a reminder to him that he cannot be bothered with the boring task of naming a "ball-less boy". In the present, Stebe visits Strawbucks and has the barista Britney spell out his name with a B as she states that it is an unusual name. Meanwhile, the Hornsby residence is visited by Lars who is a guitarist and Theo's fellow member of TainT where they have not seen each other since Tony T's funeral. Both of them swore that they would never jack hang again. Later that night, Theo and Lars recap some of their band stories to the rest of the Hornsby family. After Theo mentioned to Lars how Theodore did not want to be bothered to correct the birth certificate, Lars meets Deb who mentions how she is on the board of directors at Royal Crackers Incorporated and is in charge of the Hornsby family's social media accounts including their increasingly popular FamGram. Deb later reads in her "Ma'am Cave" the negative comments about her photoshopped picture of Matt and one persons comment about the Hornsby family not being real. Infuriated with this, Deb works on making a picture of the Hornsby family in their swimming pool as Lars persuades Deb to get into the picture. He then persuades Deb to let Stebe take the photo and Deb will photoshop Stebe's head onto Lars' body. Moments later, Stebe is at Silveria Hospital with a sunburn as he explains to the doctor about the family's FamGram photo shoot. The doctor prescribes some sunscreen for Stebe and advises him to start wearing it. At Royal Crackers incorporated, Lars shares some TainT stories with Darby, Al, and Rachel as Stebe shows up caked in sunscreen explaining what the doctor has told him. When Darby once again pitches to Theo to do a TainT reunion show, Theo claims that Lars has been out of the game for a while. Stebe is even shocked when Theodore raises his fist to do a fist bump to Lars. Later that night, Deb tells Stebe that she is still waiting for him to do a post on FamGram as Stebe states that he has not found the right thing to post about yet. The next day at Strawbucks, Stebe tries to get Britney to write his name on the cup as "Steve" while mentioning about how he feels. Theo has Matt be a fill-in drummer for the TainT reunion show as Stebe shows up after having going to the eye doctor who overdialated his eyes which will last a week. Theo turns down Stebe's offer to be the hype man. Deb sees another comment about her latest photoshopped picture of Stebe from the Dennison family. Understanding Deb's plight of wanting Stebe to contribute to FamGram for once, Lars tells Deb that she deserves a real husband while mentioning that he would like a family of his own. As Deb embraces Lars, it is witnessed by Stebe. Later that night, Deb snaps and tells Stebe to sleep in the yard for the night. The next day, Stebe introduces the Taint reunion show as Deb finds Lars in the photo of different families on FamGram. She informs Stebe about it and how Lars siphons the different family love before moving on to the next family. Stebe exposes Lars' plethora of families to Theo as the crowd demands that Stebe gets off the stage. Stebe manages to out-gibberish sing Lars enough to reduce him to dust as Theo hopes that there is a special section in Hell for backstabbers like him. Later on, Stebe visits Strawbucks as Britney asks him if he really wants to go down the road to write his name on his order wrong again. Britney's manager comes out and orders to write down the name of whatever Stebe asks her to as "his money is no good here". The manager then shows off his TainT arm tattoos as he nods at Stebe. Deb finds that Stebe has finally contributed to FamGram a picture of his Strawbucks coffee cup with the caption "They got my name wrong again". Cast : Gareth Reynolds as Lars, Stephanie Sheh as Rachel, Fred Tatasciore as Al and Strawbucks Manager
5	5	"Business Mom"	Frederic Cristy	Brittany Hobbs	April 16, 2023 (2023-04-16)	0.18 [3]
At Gelman's grocery store, Deb is doing some grocery shopping and grabs a bunch of chicken nuggets when she runs into Mel Dennison who finally came to the frozen food section to try out the low-carb cauliflower hash browns. A difference on how Deb and Mel raise their kids is brought by Mel. Resuming her grocery shopping, she finds that some Royal Crackers boxes have been blocked by a display and that there is a section of products from Dennison Snacks. Deb gets caught trying to fix the display by placing some Royal Crackers products in front of some Dennison Snacks products. As Deb is being arrested by the police, her ranting about Dennison Snacks and shouting for people to buy Royal Crackers is recorded by a man. Some time later, Deb finds that the incident has been uplodated to the Bakersfield Cringe website that called her "Monthly Snackfood Karen". After getting a threatening call from a Dennison Snacks supporter, Deb is visited by Bakersfield Business Mom magazine editor Beverly Donovan who states that her defending her family's company has made her a candidate for the magazine's Business Mom of the Year Award where she wants to turn this into a true redemption story. During dinner, Matt shows up late as Deb introduces him to Beverly. This causes him to down a lot of pizza slices. The next day at Royal Crackers Incorporated, Deb claims that Dennison Snacks will wipe Royal Crackers off the face of the Earth. Rachel tells Deb not to bring her "revenge tour fantasies" into their meeting just cause she charmed some Cosmo magazine reject while telling Beverly "no offense". As Beverly walks out to take a call, Deb comments about how she will never make the cover of Bakersfield Business Mom Magazine while calling Matt "emotionally distant". Theo claims that Matt is on drugs and Al offers to talk to Matt. When Deb shows up at Matt's room to show him a video game that they can play together, she does not find any drugs in his room and finds a secret hole that leads down into a hallway. Deb traces the laughter sounds to the Dennison house where Matt is playing charades with Rob, Mel, their three daughters, and their three sons. After doing a J.K. to their youngest son Gus about not wanting to have him when they were having sex at Le Hotel De Chateau, Rob and Mel mention that they may tease their kids as they do a group hug. At J. Davis High School, Stebe and Deb meet with the school counselor about Matt's recent success in school. While driving home, Deb tells Stebe about Matt's success revolving around the Dennisons as advises Deb not to do anything to get him not invited to Guys' Night. After coming out of his room, Matt finds Deb underneath a broken fan blade as him quoting "Mom" causes her to comment that this would be the worst Rescue 911 episode ever. When asked by Matt what she was doing under there, Deb confronts Matt about the hole in the wall that leads to the Dennison family's house as Matt needed to get away from the people making fun of the Hornsby family over the embarrassing Gelman's incident. While at Gelman's, Deb purposely rams Mel's grocery cart. When Mel thought that Deb was banned from Gelman's, Deb states that she is on probation and advises Mel to stay away from Matt. Mel then gives Deb and invite to Matt's official adoption ceremony. On the day of the adoption ceremony, Deb finds that Mel invited Beverly. As Rob takes Stebe away to talk about Guys' Night, Mel claims that this was nothing personal and how getting the cover of Bakersfield Business Mom is essential to the Dennison brand while claiming that Matt can make his own decisions as it is the law. Bakersfield's President of Adoption comes forward and states that they will turn Matt into a Dennison. When asked if anybody objects, he brings up the last time Deb protested something about the Dennisons. After being slimed Double Dare style, the President of Adoption declares Matt a Dennison as Deb sees Beverly shaking her head left and right to her as Deb leaves during the mother-child dance. Later that night, Stebe rants to Deb about leaving early which will affect his invite to Guys Night. Meanwhile, Matt finds that things have gotten worse at the Dennison house as Rob and Mel start to get obsessed with him. Deb hears his cries as Stebe has nightmares about Guys' Night and their satellite issue. Deb infiltrates the Dennison house and fights her way passed the Dennison children and Rob. After getting Rob's key card, Deb and Matt escape into the tunnels and encounter Mel wielding bags containing frozen low carb cauliflower hash browns. Stebe's attempt to fix Rob's satellite ends up sending a lifting vehicle into the swimming pool enough to flood the tunnels enabling Deb and Matt to get away. The next day at Gelman's, Deb is grocery shopping and actually buys some low carb cauliflower hash browns as she overhears some people talking about the new issue of Bakersfield Business Mom. After Deb reads Matt's report on her despite getting a D- when he was supposed to do a report on President John Tyler, it is pinned on the refrigerator next to the cover of Bakersfield Business Mom that has Mel on it where it has been defaced by Deb. Cast : Andy Daly as Rob Dennison, Lennon Parham as Mel Dennison, Stephanie Sheh as Rachel, Fred Tatasciore as Al and President of Adoption, Debra Wilson as Beverly Donovan
6	6	"Mayworth"	Frederic Cristy	Evan Mann & Gareth Reynolds	April 23, 2023 (2023-04-23)	0.19 [4]
As the Hornsby family and Darby celebrate Theodore Hornsby Sr.'s birthday party despite some setbacks, Theodore Hornsby Sr. flashes back to the day when he and his former partner Luther Dennison had a falling out which led to Luther forming Dennison Snacks. Theodore reads a letter from a man named Mayworth, who worked on his first wheat farm, asking for his help. He ends up going out to help them when confronted by the ghost of a boy who died after eating Royal Crackers. During his travels, Theodore ends up in Graymarsh Swamp and stays at the house of the Bartleby family consisting of Mr. Bartleby, Mrs. Bartleby, their two sons (who resemble country versions of Stebe and Theo), and their daughter. Marjorie develops a crush on him and Theodore discovers that they are cannibals. After escaping with help from the ghost boy, Theodore makes it to the Mayworth homestead as the Marjorie talks the rest out of harming Theodore and the family inside. When he enters the house, he finds skeletons of the family. The ghost boy reveals that he is actually the Mayworth's daughter, having only brought Theodore there to witness the result of his greed before vanishing. Distraught, Theodore leaves the house and spitefully declares he was wrong to ever doubt his greedy ways. Back in the present, Rob and Mel Dennison bring an elderly and paraplegic Luther to the Hornsby's house. When alone with Theodore, Luther types on his speech-generating device that his wealth gave him no closure over their falling out. While having a realization at his Caymans villa, Luther states that their rivalry consumed them and that he still considers him a friend who he missed while wishing him a happy birthday. Theodore briefly snaps out of his sleep state and strangles Luther to death as he tries to call for Rob. The episode ends with a shot of the two elderly men on the ground as two pictures on the walls come into view: one of Theodore on his wheat farm and the other of Theodore and Marjorie, now Theodore's wife, with a young Stebe and Theo. Cast : Andy Daly as Rob Dennison and Young Luther Dennison, Lennon Parham as Mel Dennison, Stephanie Sheh as Ghost Boy, Fred Tatasciore as Mr. Bartleby and Speech-Generating Device
7	7	"The .1%"	Frederic Cristy	Evan Mann & Gareth Reynolds	April 30, 2023 (2023-04-30)	0.19 [5]
The Hornsbys are invited on a cruise by known billionaire George Zeebos as the struggle to fit in where anyone who does not live up to his expertise gets thrown overboard and eaten by sharks. Matt befriends George's robotic servant Tonya and develops a crush on her. After things go horribly awry, George sees that they do not have the same level of wealth as he does and plans to have them thrown to the sharks. Tonya helps the Hornsbys get away from the crowd. George sprouts mechanical tentacles and attacks the Hornsbys only for Tonya to sacrifice herself to destroy the ship and by the Hornsbys time to get off the shop. Back on shore, everyone heads home as Matt is mocked by his parents and Theo for dating a robot. Tonya's body sinks to the bottom of the ocean. In the post-credits, George washes ashore somewhere as his tentacles inject him with a serum that heals him as he plans his revenge on the Hornsbys. Cast : George Basil as George Zeebos, Gareth Reynolds as Clark, Debra Wilson as Tonya
8	8	"Casa de Darby"	Frederic Cristy	Jason Ruiz	May 7, 2023 (2023-05-07)	0.26 [6]
In 1846, a Mexican archaeological group led by Pablo and overseen by the Mexican army uncovers a golden chalice. The Mexican general's daughter Raven grabs it and loses her hands. As the traps are set off, the chalice transports Raven out of the cave as everyone else perishes. In the present, Stebe has procured the box of Royal Crackers to appear on a Latin-American sitcom called "Casa De Papa". As Stebe, Deb, and Theo head to Burbank, California, Darby watches over Theodore as he procured the Saturn car where they expected the vehicle that was red '96 Dodge Viper of the prizes for McDonald's Monopoly. Once Stebe, Deb, and Theo are on the set of "Casa De Papa", they watch the show in action where the character Tio Pepe eats the box of Royal Crackers and suffers a diarrhea side-effect that ends up Tio Pepe much to the dismay of Stebe. Back at home, two criminals known as the Joey and Danny who are members of the Earl Grey Bandits plan to raid the house to get the chalice that fell into Theo's possession. Darby works to defend Theo and the household Home Alone style which does not go well. He and Theodore are taken captive by the Earl Grey Bandits as their client known as the Traveler (who is actually Raven who now sports cybernetic hands) arrives and tortures Darby on where the location of the chalice is. He tells them that it is in the dishwasher and Joey does the "tea bagging" to Theodore that explains why they are called the Earl Grey Bandits. As the Traveler gets the chalice, Darby breaks free and pursues the Traveler and the Earl Grey Bandits. Darby gets the chalice back with the Traveler and the Earl Grey Bandits dying in the process. The chalice transports Darby to the past where he goes to McDonald's and takes part in the McDonalds' Monopoly. Afterwards, Darby returns to the present just as Stebe, Deb, and Theo return home and find the '96 Dodge Viper in the garage. As everyone enters the house, Theo is heard asking Darby if he washed his chalice. Cast : Carlos Alazraqui as Tio Pepe, Pablo, and Juan-Carlos Pozole, Felipe Esparza as Mexican Officer, Carolina Ravassa as The Traveler/Raven, Stephanie Sheh as Rachel, Stephanie Sigman as Abuelita, Fred Tatasciore as Al and Joey
9	9	"CrackerCon"	Frederic Cristy	Evan Mann & Gareth Reynolds	May 14, 2023 (2023-05-14)	0.15 [7]
In light of the upcoming CrackerCon, Stebe shows off his new mascot for Royal Crackers to Deb called Captain Cracker as Deb gets aroused by the design of the costume. When Stebe tries to pitch it at the meeting, Theo overshadows him by pitching a cracker cannon which everyone but Stebe approves of. When at CrackerCon, the Hornsbys find that the Dennisons are in attendance. After a neglected Stebe leaves CrackerCon, Deb and Matt maintain the Royal Crackers Booth as Theo leads Darby, Rachel, and Al into finding a former stripper associate of his named Hazelnut to help with his presentation. Outside, Stebe gives some food to a yellow canary and ends up fighting a seagull that stole it. Rob Dennison learns of the cracker cannon and secretly steals it which he denies upon being confronted by Deb. After some setbacks at the strip club and the location of Hazelnut's parents, Theo finds her only to discover that Hazelnut has a family of her own. A saddened Theo gives his presentation which does not go well. Rob then does his demonstration with the stolen cracker cannon by loading food from Dennison Snacks into it in order to combat an animatronic dinosaur head called Snackersaurus. Due to a malfunction backstage upon a crew member accidentally spilling his drink on the controls when ordered to turn down the fire-breathing level, Snackersaurus goes berserk and starts burning everything and everyone causing the Dennisons to flee. In the nick of time, Stebe appears in his Captain Cracker outfit as its fireproof traits help him protect his family and the surviving attendees followed by Captain Cracker using the Cracker Cannon at full power to destroy Snackersaurus. As Stebe and Deb make out, Hazelnut arrives stating to Theo that she left her other life as they make out. Darby is approached by the stripper that briefly touched him and they make out as Rachel and Al are shown giving positive reaction towards the make outs. Cast : Andy Daly as Rob Dennison, Lennon Parham as Hazelnut and Mel Dennison, Stephanie Sheh as Rachel, Fred Tatasciore as Al
10	10	"Craftopia"	Frederic Cristy	Jason Ruiz, Evan Mann & Gareth Reynolds	May 21, 2023 (2023-05-21)	0.19 [8]
Matt gives a report about his passion for the video game Craftopia as a school project as his teacher Mr. P, the internet prankster Zane, and his classmates laugh at him. When Matt's computer is destroyed by Zane who claimed to the Feds that Matt's room was the hiding place of Muammar Gaddafi, he takes a job at Royal Crackers to save enough money to buy a replacement as Stebe will not procure him a replacement. He is placed in the tasting department. Al receives a call from the corporate level and is told to bring Matt up there. Upon arrival, Matt finds that the corporate level is run by an A.I. version of Theodore Hornsby Sr. where its controls are run through a Linksys modem after having his mind mapped out many moons ago. It claims to Matt that he would be a worthy successor to the real Theodore Hornsby Sr. than Stebe and Theo. Although the Theodore Hornsby Sr. A.I. helps Matt by blackmailing Mr. P into doing a prank on Zane by claiming that his parents died in a car accident, he wants Matt to abandon Craftopia by wrecking what he has worked on building there and straining his relationship with fellow player Donutfart69. Al finds out that there is a surgical scar in the head of one of the tasting department workers as the Theodore Hornsby Sr. A.I. plans to have a surgeon place a chip in Matt so that he can live on in him like what he did to the tasting department members. Al thwarts the Theodore Hornsby Sr. A.I.'s plans by doing the same Muammar Gaddafi prank that Zane did on Matt as feds raid Royal Crackers shooting up everything, killing the surgeon, and destroying the Linksys modem enough to remove the control that the Theodore Hornsby Sr. A.I. has. Upon returning home, Matt finds a package that is implied to have been purchased by the real Theodore Hornsby Sr. It is a computer which Matt sets up in his room. He enters Craftopia, rebuilds everything there, moves his bed into the range of his computer, and lies on it until a ding is heard as something appears on the monitor. Cast : Andy Daly as SWAT Member #3, Stephanie Sheh as Rachel, Fred Tatasciore as Al, Oliver Tree as Zane

Season 2 (2024)

No. overall	No. in season	Title	Directed by	Written by	Original air date	US viewers (millions)
11	1	"Fight for J. Davis High"	Frederic Cristy	Marc M. & David Doré	February 29, 2024 (2024-02-29)	0.17 [9]
At Royal Crackers, Stebe, Theo, Deb, Darby, Al, and Rachel get word that Royal Crackers will not be sold at J. Davis High. This is because Mel Dennison has become a member of the school board and Head of School Lunches where she had Dennison Kale Chips be sold instead. Stebe, Theo, and Deb hold Matt accountable for not telling them of this beforehand. After Stebe and Deb attend a party held by the Dennisons who are claiming that they are "burying the hatchet" with the Hornsbys, Theo poses as a student in an attempt to cause a student uprising and ends up instigating a challenge from Matt to Rob and Mel's oldest son Sebastian as Mr. P informs them to do their challenge off school grounds. At Darby's suggestion, Stebe and Theo enlist STN new show host Smarv Tarvis to drum up some support for Royal Crackers. This causes the people of Bakersfield to take sides with some of them siding with Royal Crackers and some of them siding with Dennison Snacks as Clair Bailey interviews the Dennisons about it. Matt gets some motivation from local tough girl Holly about the upcoming showdown with Sebastian at Sylveria Park. As Matt gets advice from his parents about the upcoming fight where he brings up the standing up to bullies and fascist, Rob and Mel inform Sebastian not to lose or else. The Hornsbys visit the Dennisons where Deb tells them that they did not want the fight to happen. She proceeds to tell the Dennisons that they can keep the school lunch contract for J. Davis High under the following conditions that Sebastian's "Hulk hands" shake Matt's "keyboard hands" for peace before Bakersfield gets worse. Rob and Mel agree where they also have conditions that Theo does not pose as a student in the locker rooms of J. Davis High and the lunch contract belongs to the Dennison family for the rest of time. The deals are agreed, but Deb, Stebe, Theo, and Matt had to bend their respectful knees. When it comes to the showdown in Sylveria Park, Matt and Sebastian "put their differences aside" to prevent a murder from happening. After the insult from Sebastian, Matt fights Sebastian and lifts him over his head. After seeing the mixed reactions from his parents, Rob and Mel, and Holly, Matt throws Sebastian to the ground enough to shatter him. Then a mass fight between the supporters of Royal Crackers and the supporters of Dennison Snacks breaks out as the episode ends. Cast : Andy Daly as Rob Dennison, Kyle Dunnigan as Sebastian Dennison, Lennon Parham as Mel Dennison, Stephanie Sheh as Rachel and Holly, Fred Tatasciore as Al, Debra Wilson as Clair Bailey
12	2	"Catalina"	Frederic Cristy	Jason Ruiz	March 7, 2024 (2024-03-07)	0.20 [10]
In a flashback, Theodore Hornsby Sr. reacts to the people that Al had brought in to taste the crackers by reacting to their criticism where he accidentally cut his hand on the two-way mirror that he broke and later collapses on his way out. After some recurring nightmares involving a large "humanoid dog monster", Stebe plans to make the humanoid dog monster into a mascot named Mr. McCracky after harvesting his fears through creativity. During the meeting where this was unveiled, Al suffers from a heart attack. In a flashback, the board of directors have not been pleased with how Theodore has been running the country and his plans to make Hornsby Bridge that will go straight to Catalina Island where it contains the most ruthless savages known to man. Theodore states that he plans to develop the Hornsbyland theme park with a flamboyant dog mascot named Mr. McCracky. The board of directors make a negative look-themed vote to have Theodore removed as CEO of Royal Crackers Incorporated. Despite this outcome, Theodore takes Al on a flight to Catalina Island as Al hides the papers that the board of directors gave him offering him to be the new CEO. The airplane is shot down and Theodore and Al fall out of the airplane. Back in the present, Stebe jumps out of the window to avoid the mascot employee's payment request combined with the nightmare. Theo picks up Stebe and they drive off explaining that he had traced the Mr. McCracky stuffed toy that he claimed from Chucklebee's crane machine a few years back to a location that might hold the answers to them. Back in the past, Theodore and Al survive the fall as they find the pilot getting dragged off by a group of cat-like natives where the pilot is chained to a rock and killed by a strange dog-like beast. They barely avoid them and their dog-like beast that Theodore claims is a "chupacabra" in order to get to the airplane. While hiding in a cave and having found out that the board of directors wanting Al to succeed him, Theodore takes an egg that he found. When they make it to the airplane, Theodore ends up flying it into the "chupacabra" and the dead pilot. Taking the egg out of the airplane, he holds it up as the egg hatches into a baby "chupacabra". Back in the present, Stebe and Theo arrive at the entrance of the sealed off Hornsby Bridge. Al shows up advising them not to cross the bridge as they will not like what they find there. When Stebe and Theo do cross that bridge, they find the abandoned Hornsbyland and some skeletons. In a flashback, Hornsbyland has been developed since the cat-like natives revere Theodore as a god. Al brings a younger Stebe and Theo to him. When a "chupacabra" breaks out, Theodore orders the cat-like natives to take care of it by firing their arrows on it. They also fire arrows on the Mr. McCracky mascot and the patrons as Theodore does not want any witnesses. In another flashback, the board of directors praise Theodore's positive action and the construction of Hornsbyland as they enter the elevator. Unfortunately, Theodore had the elevator drop them off on a floor where he has another "chupacabra". Then he advises Al to take his leave as Al enters the same bloody elevator claiming that he has nothing personal about the board wanting to make Al succeed him. Cast : Eric Bauza as Paul, Lennon Parham as Old Board Member #2, Stephanie Sheh as Rachel, Fred Tatasciore as Al
13	3	"MyCycle"	Frederic Cristy	Brittany Hobbs	March 14, 2024 (2024-03-14)	0.16 [11]
Deb and Stebe's love making has been decreased with Stebe having midnight snacks. To appease herself, she gets herself a MyCycle as a handyman named Deshaun does housework around the house. During her session on the MyCycle, she meets a MyCycle instructor named Keith who invites her to his MyCycle retreat. Meanwhile, Theo gets a Z-Pad and plays some of Taint's NuMetal Christmas songs to Theodore. This briefly awakens Theodore from his sleep state as he tells Theo "Stop playing me this f****** s***" as he breaks the Z-Pad before going back into his sleep state. An infuriated Theo goes to the Z-Pad's manufacturing plant to get it fixed. The plant is revealed to be owned by George Zeebos who is now a cyborg as his systems analyze that Theo is having daddy issues right now. Taking advantage of it, George approaches Theo offering to be his new father. Deb is at the retreat and partakes in the event. She is rescued by the real Keith when his robot double makes the other girls pedal to their death so that their energies can be harnessed and converted into zEnergy. They soon discover some previous dead female bodies as they discover that it is a front for George Zeebos as they avoid his robots. After a pep talk from Deshaun, Stebe plans to prove his love to Deb. Keith states to Deb that she needs to destroy the zEnergy conduit. When Deb finds the controls to George's device, George has Theo attack Deb as Keith gets wounded in the process. They fall into a room where George's TainT-themed customized room regresses to a room that has Adam Sandler-related stuff in it. Theo agrees to help Deb. When it comes to the zEnergy conduit, Theo and Deb throw it overboard as George jumps after it while losing some of his fake skin and cybernetic parts in the fall. Moments later, the police and the EMTs arrive at the plant where Keith is placed on a stretcher. Stebe arrives to profess his love to Deb while showing that he had burned his penis on a dripped pizza pocket. When Keith asks who Stebe is, Deb states that Stebe is her husband. In the post-credits, a reboot in the plant happens which also brings George back online as he laughs maniacally. Cast : George Basil as George Zeebos, Ken Marino as Keith, Clarke Peters as Deshaun, Debra Wilson as Jill
14	4	"Bro Down"	Frederic Cristy	Jason Ruiz	March 21, 2024 (2024-03-21)	0.15 [12]
After using a dating services for convicts called Intimate Inmate, Darby begins dating a recently-paroled felon named Doris. As the two date, Theo begins to feel neglected by Darby who is also his anti-jackhang sponsor, causing Theo to relapse after a visit to Jack Hangers Anonymous. Things get complicated between Darby and Doris when she realizes that she was originally imprisoned due to Darby's leaving Doris on the stand years ago back when he was a criminal lawyer. Darby then plans a day with Doris that involves driving on the Omarosa Forest Highway which is a massive dead zone with no cell service or a living soul for a hundred miles as they make their way to the Giant Scallop of Oxnard. While being driven by Doris, Darby gets a call from Stebe about Theo jack-hanging last night and how his body was found by Matt. When Darby states that they have to turn around, Doris reveals her plans of revenge on him while mentioning about Darby not showing up on the day of her trial. As Darby does not care if Doris kills him as spending time with her has been the happiest moment in his life, he states that he wanted to take Doris to the Giant Scallop of Oxnard because it is the perfect place to begin a lifelong commitment. After hearing it, Doris decides to spare Darby this time and plans to kill him the moment he missteps enough to reactivate her resentment towards him. Darby takes his leave as Doris sheds some tears. After checking out of the hospital, Theo meets up with Darby who helps Theo set up a video dating profile. Cast : Rachel Dratch as Doris, Evan Mann as Group Leader, Jamar Malachi Neighbors as Moey D, Debra Wilson as Serenity, Dave Wyndorf as Aging Rocker #1
15	5	"Bidai"	Frederic Cristy	Evan Mann & Gareth Reynolds	March 28, 2024 (2024-03-28)	0.20 [13]
Many X Games ago in Bidai, the King and Queen have outlawed Nu Metal. During dinner, General Salaad: Head of the King's Army informs the King and Queen of Bidai that their son Prince Omar was protesting the curriculum that his teacher provided. Prince Omar is given a pep talk by his parents who state that he will make a great leader of Bidai one day. When in his room, Prince Omar sees a music video from TainT on "Rock Assault" where Theo compares himself to Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, and Tupac Shakur while claiming to Matt Pinfield that TainT is going to dominate the air waves until the end of time. Prince Omar becomes a fan of TainT much to the dismay of his parents. In the present, King Omar invites Theo and Moey D to perform in Bidai after making Nu Metal legal again. Shortly after receiving their invitations from King Omar, Theo and Moey D are kidnapped by the unnamed President of the United States and Agent Gubbins who inform them that King Omar has a video of the President humping an ottoman. The U.S. government will be using their performance as a distraction in order to recover the video before it can be used to blackmail the President. Stebe accidentally gets into a road rage incident with a random motorist. When Moey D goes to visit his son Moey Jr., his ex-wife Janice calls him inside and tells Moey that Moey Jr. knowing that his father was a little person would cause him to stop growing. Janice also mentions her dismay of Moey D subjecting himself to physical abuse upon hearing of TainT's upcoming gig. Fearing for his life, Stebe joins Theo and Moey D on their trip to Bidai where they are accompanied by Agent Gubbins posing as their promotional tour manager. Arriving at their suite, Stebe, Theo, and Moey D are briefed by Agent Gubbins about the location of the floppy disk containing the footage being King Omar's penthouse. While TainT is keeping King Omar busy, Agent Gubbins will search King Omar's penthouse for the floppy disk and make his way on a helicopter while planning not to leave TainT behind. They meet up with King Omar upon being escorted to him by General Salaad and some soldiers. They see King Omar's collection like Ryan Gosling's racing jacket from Drive . King Omar, Stebe, Theo, Moey D, and Agent Gubbins party throughout Bidai. As King Omar plays the Moey D injury supercut, Agent Gubbins suddenly collapses on the table. With Agent Gubbins dead, Moey D claims to Theo that Agent Gubbins was poisoned as Stebe tries to persuade Theo to let him become the new promotional tour manager. During the argument, General Salaad comes in with some soldiers voicing his condolensces for what happened to their tour manager. Then General Salaad visits King Omar where he rants about the legalization of Max which he let slip due to its access to HBO's original content and the lifting of the nu metal band. He also reveals that the promotional tour manager is an operative of the U.S. government where he and TainT are here to steal the floppy disk from King Omar's vault and that it is time to prove his loyalty to Bidai while also mentioning that they poisoned Agent Gubbins' drinks last night. When it comes to TainT's performance, Theo sees that Moey D might be right and comes up with a plan. During the performance, Moey D stands up to Theo as Stebe tries to save the show. As General Salaad advises King Omar to give the order, Theo reminds him that he's a member of TainT Nation. King Omar then turns against General Salaad and shoots the soldiers with him. Both King Omar and General Salaad are wounded by their respectful gunshots. King Omar then gives Theo the floppy disk and gives Stebe a key fob to a car. Stebe claims Ryan Gosling's racing jacket as he drives Theo and Moey D away from the arriving soldiers while ramming General Salaad in the process. During the drive to the other tower, Theo apologizes to Moey D. The irate motorist catches up to Stebe. In a turn of events, the motorist buys Stebe, Theo, and Moey D time to get to the other tower as he takes in the bullets. At Moey D's persuasion, Theo tosses Moey D and the rope that's tied to him to the other side as Stebe and Theo use the rope to get across. Once at the other tower, Stebe signals the U.S. helicopter. As Stebe, Theo, and Moey D make it to the helicopter, General Salaad fires an RPG at them. Just then, King Omar appears from behind General Salaad and beheads him with a wire. Then King Omar gives Stebe, Theo, and Moey D the nu metal salute as they fly away. Cast : Daron Malakian as King Omar, Sunita Mani as Janice, Jamar Neighbors as Moey D, Robert Patrick as Agent Gubbins, Matt Pinfield as himself, Henry Rollins as the President of the United States, Fred Tatasciore as General Salaad
16	6	"Tracker"	Frederic Cristy	Evan Mann & Gareth Reynolds	April 4, 2024 (2024-04-04)	0.19 [14]
At Chucklebee's, the Hornsby family are having dinner when Stebe, Deb, and Theo make different comments towards people with a mentioning that Deb is the winner of KQAC Alternative Radio's call-in grand prize where she won a $100.00 gift card for Chucklebee's as well as a free copy of The Matrix on DVD. Matt tries to get into the shenanigans by farting which ends up humiliating his parents and Theo. Later that night, Deb weeps while looking at pictures of a younger Matt as she asks Stebe where they went wrong. Theo suggests that they give Matt a taste of his own medicine like what their father did to them when they were younger. The next day, Stebe and Theo put Matt through the Night of Passage which is a punishment that Theodore had imposed on Stebe and Theo to turn them into rock-hard Horsby men. He must spend one night in the rugged wilderness despite the fact that there are "meth heads" and a burning garbage can nearby as Stebe and Theo depart. Meanwhile at Royal Crackers Incorporated, Deb informs Al and Rachel about the Night of Passage that Matt is going through. Darby then comes in stating that there's a whistleblower. Al suggests that everybody goes home and packs whatever item they can't live without. While trying to get a dollar into a vending machine, Matt is approached by Holly who states that it is broken. He meets some of her friends and her boyfriend Oscar who lives out in the woods. Matt works to impress Oscar and everyone present which doesn't go well at first. On the road, Stebe and Theo tell Theodore that they started the Night of Passage on Matt. Just then, a beeping is heard in the car as a panicking Stebe crashes the car into a tree. Then it catches on fire as Theo works to save Stebe, Theodore, and Theodore's wheelchair as he finds a beeping remote. Back at Royal Crackers Incorporated, Deb asks Al about the whistleblower. She is shown footage of a documentary where Theodore has made use of the Catalina Island natives that Theodore has named the Utzi Wutzis as they make up his work force. The video comes to a halt when one of the Utzi Wutzis falls into the furnace. After seeing the footage, Deb states that they issued an apology for using illegal aliens in their workforce as Al stated that they never actually stopped. Meanwhile, Stebe is awoken when a bee stings him on his left eyelid. Theo then proceeds to show Stebe the tracking device which leads to Theo, Stebe, and Theodore falling into the river when they try to follow the signal as they go over the waterfall. At the Bakersfield Tribune, a baseball bat-wielding Deb confronts its editor-in-chief Carl Langey where she intimidates him on the identity of the whistleblower after a baseball bat-themed rampage. Afterwards, Carl states that he will not run the store and that the whistleblower has gone out to many outlets like the Oildale Times, the Victorville Metro, the Gelman's Coupon Flyer. After another intimidation, Carl tells Deb that the person in question is Stuart Glandville and will email Deb his address. Meanwhile, Matt does his latest attempt to impress Oscar and everyone present like making a bed out of garbage and taking out his own appendix. Back at the river, Theo continues to leave a recuperated Stebe on the trail while carrying Theodore. They are then confronted by some Utzi Wutzis who recognize Theodore. Deb goes to confront Stuart and tries to get him to call off the story by rehiring him with a 5% raise to no avail. Back in the forest, Stebe, Theo, and Theodore are taken to the Utzi Wutzis' village within a hidden cave as Theodore is placed on a throne. Meanwhile, one of Holly's friends named Marci goes into labour which frightens Oscar causing Holly to get Matt. After confessing the truth to Holly, Matt is persuaded to help Marci. Back at the Utzi Wutzi village, two Utzi Wutzi villagers fight each other in a pit as one defeats the other, Theodore's left arm raises and gives the thumbs down causing both combatants to be slain by the Utzi Wutzis throwing their spears at them. Stebe then tells Theodore that he now knows the truth about the Night of Passage which has something to do with his Utzi Wutzi worshippers. Meanwhile, Matt helps Marci deliver her baby while having a vomit reaction as Holly's friends and the "meth heads" watch. He then advises Marci to go easy on her child if he ever farts in a Chucklebee's. An impressed Holly then kisses Matt. Back at the Utzi Wutzi village, Stebe and Theo fight in the pit as Johnny Havok and Black Raven with Stebe giving Theo a neck injury. After they pin each other, Theodore's left arm raises and gives the thumbs up. The next day, Stebe and Theo have salvaged the car as they and Theodore pick up Matt who then tells his dad and uncle to go without him as he will get home on his own. Stebe approves and starts to drive until the car explodes. In the final scene, Deb has framed Stuart for pedophilia by planting pictures of a younger Matt in his house that the raiding SWAT officers find. Deb watches Stuart's arrest from the limousine as Stuart rants that he was set up. Cast : Eric Bauza as Stuart Glandville, Matt Servitto as Carl Langley, Stephanie Sheh as Rachel and Holly, Fred Tatasciore as Al Note: As Deb is going on a rampage in Carl Langley's office, there are articles detailing different events that occurred in this show like Bill Peachknee going missing (as seen in "Theo's Comeback Tour"), Muammar Gaddafi being sighted in Bakersfield (as featured in "Craftopia"), and the Haunted Mall (which is further detailed in the next episode).
17	7	"Mall"	Fredric Cristy	Evan Mann & Gareth Reynolds	April 11, 2024 (2024-04-11)	0.15 [15]
Many moons ago at the Bakersfield Mall, everyone was doing their shopping and other types of Mall stuff. When a younger Stebe tries to propose to a girl named Brenda Cokono, she backs up enough for her pant leg to get caught on the escalator and then dragged under the escalator to a violent death. In the present, the Mayor of Bakersfield talks about how the bureaucrats at City Hall deprived Bakersfield of its one and only mall because it has since become haunted. Despite having a bad memory of what happened at the Bakersfield Mall and not wanting to be outside with the local gangs, Stebe enters the Bakersfield Mall to go to a Hibachi restaurant with Deb. At Stebe passes the Mayor's Place upon not wanting to go up the escalator, the Mayor of Bakersfield and Officer Smith are told by the mall's lead scientist Dr. Richards about the increase in paranormal activity and that they must close down the Bakersfield Mall or else they will be doomed. Theo enters the store As Seen on TV trying to return an Offspring CD that he purchased years ago as its elderly owner Warwick advises him to leave the Bakersfield Mall while he still can as it is not safe here while advising him not to take the escalator. At Hibachi Chachi's, Stebe catches up to Deb as a chef named Phil prepares their meal. Matt enters Build-a-Dillo and tells its owner that he is picking up an advanced order that he made. He goes to check on the Dillo for Matt. Soon the paranormal activity builds up as the patrons are each killed by the different mall items including the Build-a-Dillo owner (who found Matt's order), Dr. Richards, and Phil. When Theo runs back into As Seen on TV, Warwick states "It has begun". As the Mayor of Bakersfield is killed trying to get the patrons to continue shopping, Warwick states to Theo that he used to be the manager of Tower Records the day when a young girl was "eaten alive by the first floor escalator". Upon showing Theo a book he found on Spender's Gifts called So You Want to Learn About Witchcraft the day when Bakersfield Mall was closed, Warwick states that he once used it to cast a spell in Bakersfield Mall which ultimately opened a portal to the Netherworld allowing the ghost of the girl to be released. She has been haunting Bakersfield Mall ever since. While carrying his 'Dillo, Matt is chased by the massage chair. Stebe and Deb are attacked by the mannequins when they run into Virgina's Privates as Stebe grabs a fire axe in order to fight back. When Theo and Warwick catch up to Stebe, the Ghost of Brenda Cokono takes control over the first floor escalator to ensnare Deb. When Stebe states that killing her won't win him back, Brenda states that she barely knows him and they went out that one time. While trying to strike the escalator with the fire axe, Stebe mentions to Deb that there was a girl that came before Deb and that Brenda died in a proposal gone wrong. As Brenda uses the escalator to drag Deb closer to her doom, Stebe finally aplogizes for what happened to Brenda, admits that they barely know each other, and that Stebe really wanted to be in love. If Brenda wasn't mutilated by the escalator, Stebe wouldn't have met Deb who is the true love of his life. Brenda's ghost stops the attack on Deb and emerges from the escalator and does her unfinished business by turning down Stebe's proposal as her ghost becomes less frightful as she takes the escalator to Heaven. This undoes most of the paranormal rampages. Though Deb beheads Brenda's ghost with a fire axe stating "nobody turns down a marriage proposal from my husband". She then quotes to Stebe "happy anniversary". Warwick then gives Theo the refund that he had asked for. The Hornsby family then proceeds to head home. In a twist ending, the 'Dillo in Matt's possession that turned out to have been made for his parents' anniversary comes to life and shushes him when the car doors suddenly lock themselves. Cast : Eric Bauza as Dr. Richards, Tim Dillon as Phil, Robert Englund as Warwick, Ana Gasteyer as the Mayor of Bakersfield, Evan Mann as Craig, Daniella Pineda as Brenda Cokono, Gareth Reynolds as the Build-a-Dillo Owner
18	8	"Rachel"	Frederic Cristy	Christy Steven McCann	April 18, 2024 (2024-04-18)	0.26 [16]
At the Hornsby mansion, Rachel is having dinner with the Hornsby family as they talk about Rachel's upcoming marketing presentation and is asked by Stebe if it will be promotion worthy. After Matt mentions that he'll be missing the presentation, Stebe shows Rachel his very expensive Champagne La-Verrene which Theodore once set for him on his 8th day graduation with a note stating "Drink this when life can't get any better". Though they don't want Rachel opening the bottle until after her presentation saves Royal Crackers Incorporated. While watching "Kith or Kin" hosted by Dr. Chooch at her house with her pet hermit crab Francesca, Rachel is brought her Git Stuffed pasta burger delivery from her usual delivery man Dan. Before she can have her dinner, Rachel sees a signal on her television which she recognizes causing her to open a secret passageway that leads deep underground to an underground kingdom called Subterra. It is then revealed that Rachel is actually a small mushroom person as she meets with her mother Queen Vasha and her fellow mushroom people who operate the "Land Rovers" of General Gila, Senator Ziglot, Dr. Queequeg, and Patrick Mahomes. As Rachel's mother Queen Vasha wants no loose ends, Patrick mentions that he is in all the commercials, Dr. Queequeg is working on a formula which ran several trials that will enable the spores to flourish when a midi version of Aqua's "Barbie Girl" programmed into the VALU-TOYZ Portable Karaoke Machines is played, and Rachel claiming that she is doing alright at Royal Crackers Incorporated which Dr. Queequeg doubts while claiming that Rachel won't have sex with him. After dismissing her core operatives, Queen Varsha speaks with Rachel at their palace where the four-star General Gila is fighting three shadow wars, the top-tier Dr. Queequeg overseeing multiple government laboratories, Senator Ziglot is on the verge of presidency, and Patrick Mahomes having multiple Super Bowl Rings as she starts to rant about Rachel not marketing "a simple cracker company". As Rachel ask her mother what she'd expect when she was given a "shabby piece of s***" to work with and that she should've had a hotter Land Rover, Queen Vasha now sees why Dr. Queequeg is right about Rachel not having the cutthroat killer instinct that they need. She then states to Rachel that Dr. Queequeg has finished making a new Land Rover and will be having Rachel's big sister Robin operate it to make sure that Rachel succeeds in her mission. Rachel then leaves telling them not to come to her which the male-dominated snack business eats them alive. On the day of Rachel's presentation at Royal Crackers Incorporated, Robin arrives in her Land Rover as she meets Stebe, Deb, Theo, Darby, and Al. Robin uses the cover story that she recently graduated from the University of California, Davis and that Rachel has granted her an internship at Royal Crackers Incorporated. Rachel then starts her presentation with her slide show starting with a slide of a snack and hot sauce blog called Snacks in the City where she almost got them a shout-out. When Theo complains about nearly getting onto a blog post, Rachel states that it is really popular with the suicidal divorcees. Robin then states that Rachel is trying to say that there is a lack of brand awareness beyond Bakersfield as she unveils RC Snackitz, two delicious saltine crackers sandwiching a spread of their own design. Robin's RC Snackitz pitch wins everyone over as everyone starts to contribute to its development in their own ways. Soon, RC Snackitz are mass-produced with Patrick Mahomes doing a commercial about it as it is sold worldwide. General Gila mentions that Royal Crackers Incorporated has made generous donation where humanitarian aid is now provided by dropping RC Snackitz on the USA's distressed allies. Queen Varsha is pleased with the results. At her house, Rachel is told by Robin that their kind will make far better use of the upper land as Dan shows up with Rachel's food order and wants her to attend a taping of "Kith or Kin" with him. As Robin notes that Rachel has gone soft with Dan and dumb TV shows, she claims that she won't bring this up with their mother. Robin claims that she will keep this a secret. Rachel is later summoned to Queen Vasha where she finds that they captured Dan as General Gil and Dr. Queequeg subject him to the frequency upon Dan having eaten the RC Snackitz as purple growths emerge from Dan enough to kill him. At Royal Crackers Incorporated, Rachel goes to Stebe who shows her the new and improved RC Snackitz supercharged spread in a keg as he gets high on it. As Rachel states that they need to stop production of RC Snackitz immediately, Stebe assumes that Rachel is jealous at Robin. When Robin comes in, Stebe assumes that she and Rachel are sibling rivals. At the Hornsby Mansion, Stebe tells his family that Royal Crackers Incorporated's stock is officially up as Stebe opens the Champagne La-Verrene in front of Robin. Rachel looks through the window as Stebe says hi to her and the rest of the family waves to her. Back at her house, Rachel tells Francesca that she's the only one who gets her. Back in Subterra, Robin informs Queen Vasha and her fellow core operatives about Rachel causing Queen Vasha to have Rachel dealt with. Robin, General Gila, and Dr. Queequeg load fungicide into Rachel's house while she sleeps. It is then shown that Rachel in her true form was with Francesca in his terrarium as she starts to feel the fungicide. After barely making it to her Land Rover, Rachel evacuates herself as Francesca succumbs to the fungicide. At Royal Crackers Incorporated, Stebe informs the board about the complaints regarding the intestinal pain as Al mentions that their stock price is on a precipitious descent. Everyone is asking where Rachel is so that they can talk to Robin. In Subterra, General Gila informs the crowd that today is the day that they venture to the surface. Stebe finds his keg filled with RC Snackitz supercharged spread missing. In retaliation for the attempt on her life, Rachel takes the keg that she tapes with some gasoline, the VALU-Toys Portable Karaoke Machine, and a time bomb where she tearfully sends it down to Subterra. It explodes as all the small mushroom people are consumed by the explosion. The final shot shows Rachel watching her house burn down. Cast : Eric Bauza as Dan, Tia Carrere as Queen Vasha, Michaela Dietz as Robin, Stephanie Sheh as Rachel, Fred Tatasciore as Al, Dr. Chooch, and General Gila
19	9	"Prison"	Frederic Cristy	Evan Mann & Gareth Reynolds	April 25, 2024 (2024-04-25)	0.16 [17]
Used by the FBI, Theo enters Stebe's office at Royal Crackers Incorporated and tricks Stebe into signing an FBI Admission for Wrongdoing that includes illegal labor and embezzlement. He fails to see that Theo is wearing a wire that two FBI agents are listening through. On the day of Stebe's trial upon showing up late while instructed by the judge to give his opening defense, Darby rants towards a jury foreman who he assumed was going to leave a parking spot in the parking garage. The jury foreman states he was finishing an audiobook on dealing with grief following the death of his mom who died from corporate greed that fuels companies like Royal Crackers Incorporated and claims that Stebe show pay for his crimes. On the day when Stebe is to report to the local prison, Stebe tells Deb that she has his permission to remarry to a close personal friend of his like Rob Dennison or his dad if he doesn't make it out alive. Deb claims that Stebe will make it through prison life as he gives Deb his cock ring. Before Stebe enters the prison, he makes out with Deb unaware that Matt was in the back seat. Upon entering the prison, he finds that it is not as bad he thought as it has a hotel-like interior. He meets Sandy who is the proud warden of Heavenly Glade Penitentiary as Stebe learns that Heavenly Glade Penitentiary is a hosipitable white collar prison which is right now suffering a prison undercrowding situation as he is taken to his room. After Warden Sandy leaves, Stebe goes through the instructions on how to determine the sleep number on his bed. The next day, Stebe meets his fellow prisoners like Charles and Terry who Warden Sandy states are "Titans of Industry". Later that night, Stebe meets his fellow inmates in the rec room for movie night where Terry tells him that remote control privileges are a big responsibility here and that he must pick a movie that everyone likes. Stebe lands on Knocked Up which pleases the inmates. There is a montage of Stebe enjoying his time at Heavenly Glade Penitentiary which also includes him selecting different Katherine Heigl movies like 27 Dresses , The Nut Job , and Unforgettable . When Deb, Theo, and Matt visit him, Stebe talks about the positive parts of Heavenly Glade Penitentiary claiming that it is like summer camp. Theo claims to Deb that this prison changes people. Later that night, Stebe is about to put on another Katherine Heigl film when Warden Sandy enters stating that Theo has joined the prison population. Upon bunking with Stebe, Theo states that he took a hit on some of Stebe's charges in order to protect him as everyone at home is worried about him. Stebe claims that he does not need protection as he is "like a god". When it comes to movie night, the inmates allow Theo to pick a movie. After being offended by Theo, Stebe walks out of the rec room as Theo picks The Dark Knight . Sometime later, Stebe is told by Warden Sandy that Theo is not getting along swimmingly with the other inmates like how he played Jurassic Park which caused them to have trouble sleeping after that. With Warden Sandy stating that Theo is become a bit of a handful, Stebe plans to do something about it. Later that night, Stebe begins his plot by going into the rec room and hiding the remote control beneath the sands of the beach. The next night, Theo plans to show Shrek the Third on movie night when he finds the inmates have a hard time finding the remote control. The inmates start to get hostile towards Theo upon hearing from the prison guards that it might be a week until a new remote control arrives. Reminding the inmates that they are "Titans of Industry", Stebe also reminds them what they would do with dead weight in the business world. As Theo is working in the Japanese dry garden, Stebe watches him being approached by the inmates who pulls out their prison shivs. Stebe comes out stating that he found the remote control to make Theo look bad. When Charles speaks out towards the jeopardizing of movie night, Stebe throws the remote control into the inmate's right eye. As Theo apologizes to Stebe for getting him arrested and undermining him, Stebe states that he and Charles didn't get the memo where "no one f***s with Stebe Hornsby". Theo is then stabbed. Just then, Stebe wakes up in a hospital room due to Theo farting in his face. It turns out that Stebe was in a coma for a week as Deb has explained this to him. This happened after Stebe was stabbed by an inmate 30 seconds upon entry with the surveillance footage of it going viral on PrizTube. Theo states that after seeing the video, the judge felt sorry for Stebe enough to downgrade Stebe' sentence to community service. Deb, Theo, and Matt then leave to let Stebe get some rest. After Deb and Matt walk out, Theo thanks Stebe for going to prison for him as Stebe states that it is his job to protect him. Once Theo is gone after doing a quick apology, Stebe looks out his hospital window with a negative look on his face. Cast : Peter Serafinowicz as Warden Sandy, Fred Tatasciore as Charles
20	10	"Dog"	Frederic Cristy	Jason Ruiz	May 2, 2024 (2024-05-02)	0.19 [18]
Some years ago, Theodore Hornsby Sr. sees Factory 6 on fire from a distance as he gets a call from Al about it. Its head operator could not be reached because it is Christmas. As Marjorie gives Stebe and Theo the opportunity to open one Christmas present on Christmas Eve, Stebe and Theo open the presents containing items that would occur in their later lives which currently frightened them in this time. As Theodore shouts for his sons to keep it down, he tells Al not to send the fire department to Factory 6 as it is a treasure trove of health and labor violations. Then an explosion happens which sends out a shock wave and breaks the window enough to send shards into Theodore. When his family comes in, Theodore states to Marjorie that his sons can't see him in a state of weakness or they'll lose respect for him. Then Theodore continues his ranting while he wrecks the Christmas tree. In the present, Matt is dropped off by a taxi cab driver outside the Factory 6 Exclusion Zone with the taxi cab driver claiming that Cone Zone that his parents sent him to is located here. As Matt enters the Factory 6 Exclusion Zone, he finds a pit bull that chases him to the top of a hill where he sees some hazmat workers overseeing some Utzi Wutzis. When a seagull gives Matt away to some hazmat workers, an unnatural tornado occurs causing the hazmat workers to get to the bunker. Matt is then saved by the pit bull who gets him to safety. Returning to the Hornsby mansion, Matt hides the pit bull in Theodore's room where it ends up attacking him enough for Theodore to be awoken from his sleep state. In a flashback, a recuperating Theodore has called in a man named Jonathan who was the head operator at Factory 6 as Theodore hopes that Christmas has not delayed the release of booming onion-flavored Royal Crackers. Theodore then presents him with a box of the booming onion Royal Crackers that was salvaged from the floor at Factory 6 in an irradiated state. While reaching for them, Jonathan states to Theodore that he does not know what happened at Factory 6 and surmises that the seasoning formula for the booming onion Royal Crackers was miscommunicated. Theodore rants that the miscommunication caused an explosive chemical reaction of which the world has never seen. Jonathan states that he signed on to Factory 6 because he believed in Theodore's vision for an onion-flavored cracker. As a compromise, Theodore states that he will falsify some documents and find someone else to take the fall. Theodore is thanked by Jonathan who claims that he is now in his debt. Back in the present, Theodore is still attacked by the pit bull as he operates an old-fashioned telephone to call up someone on the other end of it to kill the pit bull that is attacking him. The woman that answers is Jonathan's wife as he tells Jonathan about the call. Jonathan has since become a hitman and leaves to return a favor to Theodore as Jonathan's wife tells him not to forget to pick up some milk. Meanwhile, Matt goes to speak to his family where Deb mentions that they had to start the Christmas tree decoration early, Stebe mention that the Christmas photo shoot is just a few days away, and Theo states that he brought out the stepladder so that Matt can put the star on for their yearly tradition. Matt hears some sounds and states that he will go check it out. Matt finds the pit bull attacking Theo as Matt orders the pit bull to drop Theodore. As Matt hides the pit bull under the bed, Stebe, Deb, and Theo come up to find Theodore on the door in a beaten-up state. They assume Matt attacked Theodore and scold him upon assuming that he did it out of retaliation for decorating the Christmas tree without him. The Hornsby family is then visited by Jonathan who asks where the pit bull is as he beats up Stebe and Theo. Just then, the pit bull attacks where it rips off some skin from Jonathan's right arm and face causing Jonathan to retreat vowing that they will all pay. Matt explains that he found the pit bull at the site of where "Cone Zone" is. When Stebe brings Theodore in, the pit bull attacks him again. Matt then proceeds to order the pit bull to drop it as Stebe claims to Theodore that Matt learned it from him. In another flashback, Marjorie helps Stebe and Theo get over their fears of their birthday presents by wielding both of them. Once that tactic works, Marjorie is praised by Stebe and Theo as Theodore secretly looks in. Back in the present, Stebe, Deb, Theo, Matt, and the pit bull are at Cone Zone where Stebe breaks the bad news to Matt about the pit bull (who was named "Dog" by Matt) having to be euthanized due to its attacks on Theodore. Just then, the Hornsby family and Dog are picked up by some hazmat workers who state that they are in possession of a contaminated life form from the Factory 6 Exclusion Zone and are taken into custody due to them jeopardizing public health and safety. At the Factory 6 Exclusion Zone, the Hornsby family watches a "Welcome to the Exclusion Zone" that details how they will be contributing to the restoration of Bakersfield's illustrious industrial belt. Meanwhile, some hazmat workers prepare to euthanize Dog. In another flashback, Theodore has Marjorie take the blame for what happened at Factory 6 while claiming that he wanted to spend too much time with his family on Christmas Eve. If Theodore got sent away, Marjorie would become poor destitute. Her persuades her to sign the E.P.A. Admission of Wrongdoing for their family. Back in the present, Dog awakens, breaks free of its shackles, attacks the hazmat workers, and frees the Hornsby family. As the Hornsby family commandeers one of the hazmat workers' vehicles, they are pursued by Jonathan on his motorcycle where he uses his special wheels to slice their vehicle in half. As Jonathan prepares to put Dog down, an unnatural tornado happens where it sucks everybody in it. In another flashback, Theodore, Stebe, and Theo say their goodbyes to Marjorie as she leaves for the Factory 6 Exclusion Zone to help the factory workers clean up the mess that was made. Back in the present, Matt moves through the tornado to get to Dog only for Jonathan to interfere and throw Matt away. Jonathan then rides the tornado towards Dog who breaks free as Jonathan grabs Dog. Before Jonathan can kill Dog, Stebe manages to punch Jonathan away. Then Dog pulls the remains of the vehicle towards the Hornsby family as they escape the tornado and the Factory 6 Exclusion Zone. Jonathan returns home as his wife gets no answer on if he picked up the milk. Going to the shed where he had put up a shrine of worship towards Theodore with the same irradiated booming onion Royal Crackers box present, Jonathan quotes "Til we meet in Valhalla, my lord" as he commits suicide by eating from the irradiated crackers. In another flashback, an Utzi Wutzi named Utzilias is tending to an elderly and dying Marjorie who wishes that she could have kept her promise to see her sons one more time. Back in the present, Al takes the Hornsby family and Dog's picture as Theodore's closed eyes move a tiny bit. The final flashback shown that a ritualist was brought in with a pit bull body confiscated from animal control as he performs a ritual that transfers Marjorie's lifeforce into the body of the pit bull. Cast : Eric Bauza as Utzi Wutzi, Rhys Darby as Jonathan, Cordelia Mann as Little Theo

Notes

1. First episode was released on YouTube on March 19, 2023

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