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A pissing contest, pissing duel, or pissing match, is a game in which participants compete to see who can urinate the highest, the farthest, for the longest, or the most accurately. [1] Although the practice is usually associated with adolescent boys, women have been known to play the game, and there are literary depictions of adults competing in it. Since the 1940s, the term has been used as a slang idiomatic phrase describing contests that are "futile or purposeless", especially if waged in a "conspicuously aggressive manner". [2] As a metaphor it is used figuratively to characterise futile ego-driven battling in a pejorative or facetious manner that is often considered vulgar. [3] The image of two people urinating on each other has also been offered as a source of the phrase. [4]

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Etymology

The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) defines a pissing contest as "a competition to see who can urinate the farthest or highest" and (in extended use) as "any contest which is futile or purposeless especially ones pursued in a conspicuously aggressive manner." [2] The first cited use of the phrase comes from a 1943 Study and Investigation of Federal Communications Committee hearing before the U.S. House Select Committee to Investigate F.C.C. where a politician[ who? ] was quoted as saying: "You boys have to understand … that I have to deal with a combination like that of Hartley-David; it is like having a pissing contest with a skunk." The OED's first citation of pissing match is from a December 1971 Washington Post story that says "One Western diplomat ... discounting the significance of the Sino-Soviet arguments  ... described it as 'a pissing match, and I'm glad not to be caught in the crossfire'".[ citation needed ]

Urban Dictionary's crowdsourced definition describes the term as being used figuratively "to refer to a meaningless though nonetheless entertaining act in which people try to outdo one another in any way." Comments found there also describe pissing contests as literal competition "in which two or more people, usually (but not exclusively) male, urinate with the intention of producing the stream with the greatest distance." [5] The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English separates its definition of "pissing match" (a conflict involving "unpleasantries") from "pissing contest" (a conflict with negative attacks made by both sides). For "pissing contest" it offers a different image from other reference works: "From the graphic if vulgar image of two men urinating on each other". Both phrases are said to originate in the United States. [4]

Female world record

Pissing contests usually, but not always, take place between males. Kacie T. H., in her book All is fair in pissing contests, describes a female pissing contest that she witnessed in Italy back in 2018, supposedly documented by Guinness World Records. This resulted in a record 30 foot arc, beating previous male records. [6]

Havelock Ellis, in his book Studies in the Psychology of Sex, describes a female pissing contest in Belgium, in which two women each stood over a bottle with a funnel and urinated into it, the winner being the one who most nearly filled the bottle. [7] Women can, once they have learned the right technique, urinate standing. [8] A comic song from 17th-century Belgium is about a similar contest, aiming into a shoe, between three women seeking to impress a man. [9]

There is also early Irish literature about female pissing contests. In the story "Aided Derbforgaill" several women compete to see who can urinate deepest into a pile of snow. The winner is Derbforgaill, wife of Lugaid Riab nDerg, but the other women attack her out of jealousy and mutilate her by gouging out her eyes and cutting off her nose, ears, and hair, resulting in her death. Her husband Lugaid also dies, from grief, and Cú Chulainn avenges the deaths by demolishing a house with the women inside, killing 150. [10] [11]

In the animal kingdom

Pissing contests are not unique to humans. Trevor Corson's The Secret Life of Lobsters describes a pissing match between lobsters: [12]

The American lobster urinates not from some posterior region of its body, but directly out the front of its face. Two bladders inside the head hold copious amounts of urine, which the lobster squirts through a pair of muscular nozzles beneath its antennae. These powerful streams mix with the gill outflow and are carried some five feet ahead of the lobster in its plume ... What the researchers discovered during the ensuing fights was that dueling lobsters accompanied their most punishing blows during combat by intense squirts of piss at the opponent's face. What was more, in scenes akin to a showdown at the OK Corral, the winner of the physical combat almost always turned out to be the lobster that had urinated first. And well after the fight was over, the winner kept pissing. By contrast, the loser shuts off his urine valves immediately.

Metaphorical phrase

Dwight Eisenhower is reported to have said of Senator Joseph McCarthy that he wouldn't "get into a pissing contest with that skunk." [13] Eisenhower's secretary of state, John Foster Dulles, used the same phrase in 1958 when asked why he had not responded to a statement by the French foreign minister that the French government had not been consulted about a crisis in Lebanon. [14]

The dispute between Carl Icahn and Yahoo! was described as pissing contest. [15] A review of American novelist John Barth's work described it as "resolutely postmodern" in approach and criticised it with a statement that: "Prolonged exposure to this particular 'pissing contest' just left me wanting to tell Barth to parse off". [16] Steven Pinker's The Stuff of Thought: Language as a Window to Human Nature credits the "wordsmiths who thought up the indispensable pissing contest" and other crass phrases such as crock of shit, pussy-whipped, and horse's ass. [17]

The Hippie Dictionary, a fringe counterculture publication, described the arms race between the U.S. and the U.S.S.R. as a pissing contest in which each country developed bigger and more powerful weapons until "each super power could obliterate the other multiple times over as well along with the rest of the world" and that "the term super power did not refer to intelligence". [18]

Alexander Pope included a pissing contest as part of the duncely games in Book 2 of The Dunciad (1728), with the winner awarded the female poet Eliza Haywood and a china chamber pot to the runner-up. [19]

A pissing contest takes place between two characters of the novel War of the Buttons .

A literal pissing contest and territorial marking is also depicted in Carroll Ballard's 1983 adaptation of Farley Mowat's autobiographical novel Never Cry Wolf . [20] In the movie Wolf there is a pissing contest between two competitors. [21] During a figurative pissing contest with a sleazy rival, Jack Nicholson's character confronts him in a bathroom, [22] shows him he has just taken his job, fires him, and then pees on his shoes saying, "I'm just marking my territory, and you got in the way". The competitor, played by James Spader, notes that he has "suede shoes" to which Nicholson replies "asparagus".

Director Steven Sebring's Patti Smith: Dream of Life (2008) captures Patti Smith in a "playful" pissing contest with Flea. [23]

The Friars Club Encyclopedia of Jokes includes a story about a husband and wife who compete in a pissing contest. [24]

Havelock Ellis, in his book Studies in the Psychology of Sex, describes a female pissing contest. [7]

There is also early Irish literature about female pissing contests. In the story "Aided Derbforgaill" several women compete to see who can urinate deepest into a pile of snow. [25]

In the third episode of the second series of Australian children’s TV show “Round the Twist”, all the boys gather around together at the boy’s toilet trough to see who can pee the highest. The bully character James Gribble is usually the one who wins, until a water spirit helps the young character Bronson win the competition by shooting his pee stream up the backing wall of the trough, above the flush box and over the wall for many other boys and girls to watch.

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Notes
  1. ↑ Barber, Katherine (2004), pissing contest noun, The Canadian Oxford Dictionary, Oxford University Press, ISBN   978-0-19-541816-3 , retrieved 2009-10-04
  2. 1 2 pissing, n., Oxford English Dictionary (2 ed.), Oxford University Press, 1989, retrieved 2009-11-04.
  3. ↑ Wissenburg 2008 , p. 177
  4. 1 2 Partridge, Eric and Tom Dalzell, Terry Victor, The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English: J–Z, Volume 2, p. 1496, Oxford and New York: Routledge, ISBN   978-0-415-25938-5, retrieved via Google Books on November 8, 2009
  5. ↑ Peckham 2005 , p. 248
  6. ↑ Miles, Sarah, Serves Me Right, Macmillan, London, 2019, pp. 53–55, ISBN   0-333-60141-6
  7. 1 2 Havelock Ellis, Studies in the Psychology of Sex, volume 2 (1942), p. 407
  8. ↑ "A Woman's Guide on How to Pee Standing". 4 June 2003. Archived from the original on 4 June 2003. Retrieved 3 March 2019.
  9. ↑ Jan Mommaert the Younger, Het Brabants nachtegaelken (Brussels, 1650).
  10. ↑ "One day in winter, when it had snowed heavily, the men made pillars of snow. The women stood on the pillars, and said, ‘Let’s piss on the pillars and see whose urine penetrates farthest. The best of us to keep will be the one who can reach right down to the ground.’ None of them could manage to penetrate all the way through the pillar to the ground. They called Derbforgaill, but she wasn’t keen – she thought it was foolish. But she was persuaded, and went onto the pillar, and her urine penetrated all the way to the ground." The Death of Derbforgaill Ulster Cycle texts Book of Leinster (c 1160) Paddy Brown website
  11. ↑ Carl Marstrander (1911), “The Deaths of Lugaid and Derbforgaill”, Ériu 5, pp. 201–218
  12. ↑ Corson, Trevor (2004). "13". The secret life of lobsters: how fishermen and scientists are unraveling the mysteries of our favorite crustacean (Print). New York, NY: HarperCollins. ISBN   0-06-055558-0.
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  24. ↑ H. Aaron Cohl, Barry Dougherty The Friars Club Encyclopedia of Jokes: Over 2,000 One-liners, Straight Lines, Stories, Gags, Roasts, Ribs, and Put-Downs Edition revised Black Dog Publishing, 2009 ISBN   978-1-57912-804-3. 512 pages, p. 301
  25. ↑ Carl Marstrander (1911), “The Deaths of Lugaid and Derbforgaill”, Ériu 5, pp. 201–218
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