Simon Sez

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Simon Sez
Poster of the movie Simon Sez.jpg
Film poster
Directed by Kevin Alyn Elders
Screenplay by Andrew Lowery
Andrew Miller [1]
Story by Moshe Diamant
Rudy Cohen [1]
Produced byMoshe Diamant
Ringo Lam [1]
Starring
CinematographyAvraham Karpick [1]
Edited byAlain Jakubowicz [1]
Music by Brian Tyler [1]
Production
company
Signature Films [1]
Distributed byIndependent Artists Films (North America)
Columbia TriStar Film Distributors International (International)
Release date
  • September 24, 1999 (1999-09-24)
Running time
85 minutes
CountryUnited States [1]
Box office$292,152

Simon Sez is a 1999 action film starring Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook, and John Pinette. [2] The film was directed by Kevin Alyn Elders, and the score was composed by Brian Tyler.

Contents

The film received negative reviews and grossed $292,152.

Premise

Interpol agent Simon goes on a mission in France to save a kidnapped woman and defeat an arms dealer.

Cast

Production

On June 18, 1998, Variety reported that Rodman had entered into an agreement with Sony to star in an action film, yet to be titled. Variety characterized the deal as a "byproduct of the [1998] lockout by NBA owners," as the work stoppage had temporarily put on hold Rodman's commitments to the league. Originally, Ringo Lam was set to direct along with Elders, with Lam, Moshe Diamont, and Dwight Manley producing. [3] Ultimately, however, only Elders was credited as director, and only Lam and Diamont as producers. [4]

Release

The film was released in 1999, opening in Los Angeles on September 24 and then in New York on September 25. [1] The film grossed a total of $292,152. [5]

Reception

Simon Sez has a 0% rating on review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, based on 20 reviews, with an average rating of 1.85 out of 10. The website's consensus reads, "Simon Sez no matter how starved you are for something to watch, there has to be a better option than this dreadfully misguided action thriller." [6] Writing for The New York Times , Lawrence Van Gelder gave a scathing review of the movie, stating that "its plot seems as if it had been fished out of the wastebaskets of writers who have written scores of better examples of the genre dating at least as far back as Dr. No in 1962", though he did find Rodman "inescapably watchable". [7] Entertainment Weekly gave the film a D− rating, calling it "a shoddy mess" and "a bargain-basement rip-off of Ronin ," and adding that Rodman was "yesterday's threatening omni-sexual exhibitionist turned today’s overexposed cliché." [8]

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