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| Only Fools and Horses episode | |
| Episode no. | Series 7 Episode 2 |
| Directed by | Tony Dow |
| Written by | John Sullivan |
| Produced by | Gareth Gwenlan |
| Original air date | 6 January 1991 |
| Running time | 50 minutes |
"The Chance of a Lunchtime" is an episode of the BBC sitcom Only Fools and Horses . It was the second episode of series 7 and first broadcast on 6 January 1991. In the episode, Raquel auditions for a role in a Shakespeare play. Elsewhere, Del tries to sell musical national anthem doorbells.
Raquel has been offered the chance to get her acting career off the ground by auditioning for the part of Rosalind in Shakespeare's As You Like It, and Del Boy is backing her all the way.
Meanwhile, Del, knowing that Rodney has not spoken to Cassandra since she got back from her holiday, goes round to see her, as well as to fix the door to their flat. Del then tells Cassandra that Rodney wants to meet up with her that night at a restaurant in Wapping at 7.30pm, Cassandra agrees to the date and time.
Later, back at Nelson Mandela House, Del promises to help Raquel rehearse. Just then, Rodney is about to open the front door when Del urges him to ring the doorbell. Rodney does so, and the "Star-Spangled Banner" (which Del mistakes for the French National Anthem by saying "vive la France") plays, because Del has just installed his latest item to flog: the "Anthachime", a doorbell that plays 36 different national anthems. Del then tells Rodney the same thing he told Cassandra: meeting up at the restaurant in Wapping at 7.30pm, Rodney also agrees to the date and time.
Sometime later at the Nag's Head, Del fails to convince Mike to buy an Anthachime, but has better luck when Trigger buys one. Marlene and Boycie, along with their son Tyler, enter. Boycie complains about how many toys Marlene is spoiling Tyler with. Marlene asks Del if he misses Rodney since he married Cassandra and went to work for her father's printing firm, and Del admits to it. Marlene takes Tyler and leaves. As Boycie waves to his son, Del, Mike, and Trigger do so as well, much to Boycie's annoyance, as Marlene had said "Wave goodbye to your Daddy".
Meanwhile, at the restaurant in Wapping, Rodney and Cassandra both show up, and their chat gets off to a rocky start by mentioning the events of "Rodney Come Home", but eventually, they both make up after realising that Del was the one who really set the date up. They decide not to eat, and just decide to head back to their flat.
Back at the Nag's Head, a drunken 38-year-old peroxide blonde woman, who wants a taxi to Battersea, throws herself all over Del, who barely remembers her as Trudy, a former fiancée of his. Rodney enters to tell Del the good news about his date with Cassandra and mentions that he saw Raquel and Albert getting off a bus outside the pub. This worries Del, so he asks Rodney to take Trudy to her taxi. Outside, Rodney tries to keep Trudy from falling down, but Cassandra drives by, sees what is happening, thinks Rodney and Trudy are kissing, and speeds off into the night in anger. Rodney races back to his flat, fails to open the door, and dejectedly rings the doorbell, which plays the French National Anthem, before walking back to Nelson Mandela House.
Back at the flat, Rodney returns to the flat dejected with the bad news, as Del Boy and Raquel rehearse. As Raquel continues her rehearsal in the bedroom, Del admits that he did not know Cassandra would see Rodney with Trudy. Just then, Alan phones the flat, asking for Rodney. Del tells him that Rodney is not in the room, and subsequently tells his younger brother that his father-in-law wants to see him in work tomorrow, first thing in the morning. Del follows Raquel into the bedroom, as Rodney worries that Alan is going to fire him. Albert then tells yet another war story about a chief communications officer on board, "Tubby" Fox, who was a real party animal who got in trouble for bringing a Maltese girl onto the ship. The captain charged Tubby and started court-martial proceedings. In response, Tubby resigned his commission, which meant the ship could not sail, and the captain had no choice but to refuse to accept Tubby's resignation. Once he had done that, the court martial was deemed null and void. What Albert is trying to say is that Rodney should realise his own importance. This makes Rodney more relieved with his situation, so he thanks his uncle and goes off to bed happier.
However, Rodney has misunderstood Albert's story, and assumes Albert is suggesting that Rodney ought to hand in his resignation, as Alan cannot afford to lose Rodney and thus will not fire him. The next day, at Parry Print Ltd, Rodney enters Alan's office and leaves an envelope on his desk. Alan enters all happy and excited, because he has got the three-year contract from a mail order company, earning the company a fortune. Meanwhile, Del and Raquel have lunch with Adrian, the director of the play, and his gay partner, Jules.
Later that day, back at the flat, Rodney, who in his excitement about the new contract has forgotten about the letter he wrote to Alan, is shocked to find out that Alan has accepted his letter of resignation without question and has replaced him with Elvis, Rodney's dim-witted teenage understudy. Del is furious at Rodney's immaturity, and tells him he now has no wife, no home, and no job (even though he and Albert are responsible for this).
Much later that night, Raquel glumly tells Del that the Shakespeare play is a tour around schools, and that she turned it down because she is pregnant. Del is delighted to hear the news and also tells Albert and Rodney, thus quoting "How many people do you see there? ...I see two." causing Rodney to turn round to Uncle Albert and say, "You know what this means, Unc? Either Raquel's pregnant or Del's pissed." Del and Raquel then embrace.
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