The Golden Turkey Awards

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The Golden Turkey Awards
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First edition
AuthorHarry Medved
Michael Medved
CountryUnited States
LanguageEnglish
GenreFilm
Publisher Perigee Trade
Publication date
1980;44 years ago (1980)
Media typePrint (Hardback & Paperback)

The Golden Turkey Awards is a 1980 book by film critic Michael Medved and his brother Harry.

Contents

About

The book awards "Golden Turkey Awards" to films judged by the authors as poor in quality, and to directors and actors judged to have created a chronically inept body of work. The book features many low-budget obscurities and exploitation films such as Rat Pfink a Boo Boo , Attack of the 50 Foot Woman , and the apparently lost Him . Other categories include expensive, big studio failures like The Swarm and popular films such as Jesus Christ Superstar .

In the introduction the authors admit that "we know our choices will not please everyoneleast of all the actors, producers, writers and directors who are honored in the pages that follow. We further recognize that the number of bad films is so enormous and the competition for the very worst is so intense, that all decisions reached here are subject to considerable second-guessing. Nevertheless, we have researched the subject thoroughlysitting through more than 2,000 wretched films in the last few yearsand we believe that our nominees and award winners can stand the test of time."

The Medveds had previously celebrated bad cinema in the 1978 The Fifty Worst Films of All Time , many of which were also featured in the various Golden Turkey Awards categories. Subsequently, they turned their attention to box office bombs in The Hollywood Hall of Shame . They also published a sequel to The Golden Turkey Awards, Son of Golden Turkey Awards, in 1986. [1] They declared that Son of Golden Turkey Awards "is our last word...we hereby solemnly pledge that the years ahead will produce no further Golden Turkey publications by the Medved Brothers...we now pass the torch to whichever brave souls feel ready to take up the challenge." Son of Golden Turkey Awards also listed a "Who's Who in the World of Bad Movies" at the end of its awards presentations.

The Golden Turkey Awards formed the basis of a 1983 television series The Worst of Hollywood hosted by Michael Medved.

Awards given

In the book The Fifty Worst Films of All Time the authors invited readers to write in nominating their favorite "worst films". More than 3,000 ballots were received. Based on these votes, the Worst Film of All Time award was given to Plan 9 from Outer Space by Ed Wood.

Wood is also awarded the title of Worst Director of All Time, judged by the authors. Raquel Welch is judged the Worst Actress of All Time over nominees including Candice Bergen and Mamie van Doren.

Richard Burton is judged as the Worst Actor of All Time over nominees John Agar, Tony Curtis and Victor Mature. While conceding he is sometimes brilliant, the authors claim Burton's "occasional triumphs only serve to highlight the pathetic waste in most of his films; for every Equus in which he appears there are at least a half-dozen Cleopatra s or Boom! s. The authors state that "when he is bad ... well, he's just the pits" and list several "bad" films in which he has appeared: The Sandpiper , Hammersmith Is Out , The Voyage , The Medusa Touch and The Assassination of Trotsky . Another Burton film, Exorcist II: The Heretic , is the book's first runner up in the Worst Film of All Time award based on reader response.

List of Golden Turkey winners

In addition, the Golden Turkey Awards had a reader's choice category for Worst Film of All Time, voted upon by readers of The Fifty Worst Films of All Time.

Hoax film

One of the films nominated in the book was in fact an invention of the authors, and the book's readers were challenged by them to figure out which film was actually fake. The fake film was Dog of Norway featuring "Muki the Wonder Hound". This film was illustrated using a photo of a co-author's pet dog. The giveaway was that the same dog was in the photo of the authors in the back of the book. Another film in the book, the now-lost 1974 porn film Him , has also been cited as the hoax, though it is definitely known to have existed. [3]

No formal clarification of the hoax film was provided by the subsequent release, The Hollywood Hall of Shame. That book again features the same dog pictured with the authors (as did the subsequent Son of Golden Turkey Awards). In The Hollywood Hall of Shame, in reference to the dish barbecued dog, the authors explain that it was "a snack which produced a mixed reaction among the representatives of an industry that had given the world Lassie, Rin Tin Tin, Benji, Phyllis Diller, and Muki the Wonder Hound." [4]

The "Acknowledgements" page of The Fifty Worst Films of All Time ends with:

And love, most of all, to Muki, who was there to understand when the going got rough.

Reception

Betsa Marsh wrote for the Gannett News Service, "In their breezy, irreverent style, bristling with puns and sarcasm, the Medveds take us from one debacle to another... It's a great book to keep with your TV Guide , in your bathroom or even on your coffee table, to impress your friends with your impeccably bad taste." [5]

Some critics took exception to the book's style; Kenneth Tucker wrote, "The line between the witty and the arrogant is indeed hard to draw. At times to me, however, the commentary degenerates into smugness or becomes unnecessarily waspish." [6]

In Film Comment , J. Hoberman was quite hostile, describing The Fifty Worst Films of All Time and The Golden Turkey Awards as "a pair of humorous non-books researched by teenaged Harry Medved and written by his older brother Michael. The Medved position — if we discount its patina of Mad Magazine masochism and resolve to stomach their facetious tone — also suggests that the best bad movies are akin to masterpieces." [7]

See also

Notes

  1. Pyle, John (May 18, 1986). "Bad Films Make for Good Reading". The Burlington Free Press. p. 5D. Retrieved 19 July 2020.
  2. Letterboxd
  3. Mark Goodacre (May 19, 2005). "Gay Jesus Film Hoax?". NT Blog. Retrieved 2009-06-08.
  4. Harry Medved and Michael Medved. The Hollywood Hall of Shame London, Sydney, Melbourne, Singapore, Manila: Angus and Robertson Publishers, 1984. ISBN   0-207-14929-1. p. 193.
  5. Marsh, Betsa (May 8, 1980). "'Golden Turkey Awards' - the nitty gritty". Gannett News Service. Retrieved 19 July 2020.
  6. Tucker, Kenneth (September 28, 1980). "Golden Turkey Awards: Book takes witty look at the 'worst' movies". The Paducah Sun. p. 10D. Retrieved 19 July 2020.
  7. Hoberman, J. (July 1980). "Bad Movies". Film Comment . 16 (4): 7–12. ProQuest   210240920 . Retrieved 19 July 2020.

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