The Twelve Days of Christmas | |
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Studio album by | |
Released | November 2005 |
Genre | Spoken-word, comedy |
Length | 61:57 |
Label | Magpie Productions Ltd |
Producer | Mark Lambert |
The Twelve Days of Christmas is a comedy album written by Paul Howard as part of the Ross O'Carroll-Kelly series. [1] The title is a reference to a Christmas song of the same name. The project was the idea of Richard Cook. [2]
The CD tells the story of the run-up to Ross's Christmas. It stars Risteárd Cooper (as Ross), Lisa Lambe (as Sorcha), Mark Lambert, Helen Norton, Tara Flynn, Rory Keenan, Karen Ardiff and Paul Howard. [3] [4] Lambe would later play Sorcha in the stage versions of RO'CK: Howard said "Everyone on the CD was great but she was the stand-out. She completely got who Sorcha was." [5]
All tracks are written by Paul Howard.
No. | Title | Length |
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1. | "Let's Waste Ross" | 7:09 |
2. | "What's the Jackanory (Story)?" | 6:20 |
3. | "Antenatal Classes" | 5:31 |
4. | "Ronan Goes Ballistic" | 4:46 |
5. | "Swimming Classes" | 3:44 |
6. | "Lillies on New Year's" | 3:57 |
7. | "What Will We Call the Baby?" | 5:02 |
8. | "Mothercare" | 3:46 |
9. | "Totalling the RAV4" | 6:12 |
10. | "Let's Practice with a Virtual Baby" | 4:34 |
11. | "Ross Realises He Is a Major Shit" | 5:10 |
12. | "Let's Make Amends" | 5:46 |
Total length: | 61:57 |
Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is a satirical fictional Irish character, a wealthy Dublin 4 rugby union jock created by journalist Paul Howard. The character first appeared in a January 1998 column in the Sunday Tribune newspaper and later transferred to The Irish Times. The series comprises twenty-one novels, three plays, a CD, two other books and the newspaper column, as of 2021.
Celtic Woman is an all-female Irish musical ensemble conceived and created by David Kavanagh, Sharon Browne and David Downes, a former musical director of the Irish stage show Riverdance. In 2004, Downes recruited five Irish female musicians who had not previously performed together, vocalists Chloë Agnew, Órla Fallon, Lisa Kelly and Méav Ní Mhaolchatha, and fiddler Máiréad Nesbitt, as the first lineup of the group that he named "Celtic Woman". Downes chose a repertoire that ranged from traditional Celtic tunes to modern songs.
Paul Howard is an Irish journalist, author and comedy writer. He is best known as the creator of the cult character Ross O'Carroll-Kelly, a fictional Dublin 4 "rugby jock".
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This Champagne Mojito Is The Last Thing I Own is a 2008 novel by Irish journalist and author Paul Howard, and the seventh in the Ross O'Carroll-Kelly series. It coincided with the beginning of the Post-2008 Irish economic downturn and the release of the first play about Ross, The Last Days of the Celtic Tiger.
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