World's Biggest Liar

Last updated

World's Biggest Liar is an annual competition for telling lies, held in Cumbria, England. Competitors from around the world have five minutes to tell the biggest and most convincing lie they can. [1] Competition rules bar the use of props or scripts. Politicians and lawyers are not allowed to enter the competition, because "they are judged to be too skilled at telling porkies". [2]

Contents

History

The World's Biggest Liar competition is held every November at the Bridge Inn, Santon Bridge, in memory of Will Ritson (1808–1890), a pub landlord [3] from Wasdale, who was well known for his "tall tales". [4] One of Ritson's most famous fibs was that turnips grew so large in the Lake District that people carved them out to make cow sheds. [4]

Recent competitions

In 2003, Abrie Krueger of South Africa was named the world's biggest liar after telling a story about how he was crowned King of the Wasdale Valley. This marked the first time that a foreigner had won the competition, which was marked with allegations of Krueger having cheated. [5] A Bishop of Carlisle [6] was supposed to have once won the competition with the shortest-ever speech; he simply said, "I have never told a lie in my life." [7]

Comedian Sue Perkins won the competition in 2006, marking the first time in the event's history that a woman won the competition. [1] Her winning tall tale was about how the ozone layer became damaged, ice caps melted and people had to be taken to work on camels. [1]

In 2008, John "Johnny Liar" Graham won the competition for the seventh time after telling the judges a story of a magical ride to Scotland in a wheelie bin that went under the sea. [4] The previous year Graham's winning lie was that a World War II German submarine had invaded Britain to capture digital television decoders. [2]

Paul Burrows from Essex won the competition in 2010. He told a story of how the lakes and mountains of the Cumbrian countryside had been stolen from the county of Essex, leaving it as flat as it is today. [8]

The 2011 winner was Glen Boylan. His story involved betting on a snail race with Prince Charles (who advised him to remove the shell to make it more aerodynamic) and losing because his opponents cheated with battery-operated snails. [9] [10]

2013 saw Mike Naylor win for the third time of his Lying career. Naylor, a 57-year-old man from Wasdale told a story about Wassie, the monster that lives in Wastwater, the local lake. [11] He is the nephew of Joss Naylor, better known as a fell runner, but himself also a former winner of the competition. [12]

In 2019, Phillip Gate from Workington won with a story about how Cumbria is rich not only in coal deposits but also sugar, which is the reason for the county's large jam production. [13]

Related Research Articles

<span class="mw-page-title-main">Workington</span> Coastal town in Cumbria, England

Workington is a coastal town and civil parish at the mouth of the River Derwent on the west coast in Cumberland, Cumbria, England. At the 2011 census it had a population of 25,207.

<span class="mw-page-title-main">Lie</span> Intentionally false statement made to deceive

A lie is an assertion that is believed to be false, typically used with the purpose of deceiving or misleading someone. The practice of communicating lies is called lying. A person who communicates a lie may be termed a liar. Lies can be interpreted as deliberately false statements or misleading statements. Lies may also serve a variety of instrumental, interpersonal, or psychological functions for the individuals who use them.

<span class="mw-page-title-main">Lies, damned lies, and statistics</span> Phrase criticising misuse of statistics

"Lies, damned lies, and statistics" is a phrase describing the persuasive power of statistics to bolster weak arguments, "one of the best, and best-known" critiques of applied statistics. It is also sometimes colloquially used to doubt statistics used to prove an opponent's point.

A tall tale is a story with unbelievable elements, related as if it were true and factual. Some tall tales are exaggerations of actual events, for example fish stories such as, "That fish was so big, why I tell ya', it nearly sank the boat when I pulled it in!" Other tall tales are completely fictional tales set in a familiar setting, such as the European countryside, the American frontier, the Canadian Northwest, the Australian outback, or the beginning of the Industrial Revolution.

<span class="mw-page-title-main">Wasdale Head</span> Human settlement in England

Wasdale Head is a scattered agricultural hamlet in the Lake District National Park in Cumbria, England. Wasdale Head claims to be home of the highest mountain, deepest lake (Wastwater), smallest church and biggest liar in England. The last of these claims refers to Will Ritson, who paradoxically proclaimed himself as such. In 1870-72 the township/chapelry had a population of 49.

<span class="mw-page-title-main">Kauko Nieminen</span> Finnish speedway rider

Kauko Tapio Nieminen is a Finnish former speedway rider who raced for several teams in the UK, Sweden, and Poland, and as part of the Finland national speedway team.

Pathological lying, also known as mythomania and pseudologia fantastica, is a chronic behavior characterized by the habitual or compulsive tendency to lie. It involves a pervasive pattern of intentionally making false statements with the aim of deceiving others, sometimes without a clear or apparent reason. Individuals who engage in pathological lying often claim to be unaware of the motivations behind their lies.

<span class="mw-page-title-main">Zia Mahmood</span> Pakistani-American bridge player

Mir Zia Mahmood is a Pakistani-American professional bridge player. He is a World Bridge Federation and American Contract Bridge League Grand Life Master. As of April 2011 he was the 10th-ranked World Grand Master.

<span class="mw-page-title-main">Mike Finnigan</span> American keyboard player (1945–2021)

Michael Kelly Finnigan was an American keyboard player and vocalist, his speciality being the B3 Hammond organ. Working primarily as a freelance studio musician and touring player, he played with a wide variety of musicians in pop, rock, blues and jazz.

<span class="mw-page-title-main">Beautiful Liar</span> 2007 single by Beyoncé and Shakira

"Beautiful Liar" is a song by American singer Beyoncé and Colombian singer Shakira. It was written by Beyoncé, Amanda Ghost, Ian Dench, and Stargate members Mikkel S. Eriksen and Tor Erik Hermansen, and produced by Stargate and Beyoncé for the deluxe edition of Beyoncé's second solo studio album, B'Day (2006). The mixing of the song was done by Gustavo Celis. "Beautiful Liar" was released on February 12, 2007, through Columbia Records and Music World Entertainment as the only single from the deluxe edition of the album. A Spanglish mixed version of the song was produced and titled "Bello Embustero".

The Burlington Liars' Club is an American organization that awards the title "World Champion Liar" annually. The club, located in Burlington, Wisconsin, has been bestowing the award since 1929.

<i>All Marketers Are Liars</i> Book by Seth Godin

All Marketers Are Liars: The Power of Telling Authentic Stories in a Low Trust World (2005) is the seventh published book by Seth Godin, and the third in a series of books on 21st century marketing, following Purple Cow and Free Prize Inside.

<span class="mw-page-title-main">Davide Santon</span> Italian footballer

Davide Santon is an Italian former professional footballer who played as a left wing-back.

<span class="mw-page-title-main">Jim Brough</span> English rugby league footballer (1903–1986)

James Wasdale Brough, also known by the nickname of 'Gentleman Jim' , was an English dual-code international rugby union, association football (soccer) footballer, and professional rugby league footballer who played in the 1920s and 1930s, and rugby league coach of the 1940s and 1950s. He played representative level rugby union (RU) for England and Cumberland, and at club level for Silloth RUFC, as a fullback, and club level association football as an amateur for Liverpool, as a goalkeeper, and representative level rugby league (RL) for Great Britain (captain), and England, and at club level for Leeds, as a fullback, or centre, and coached representative level rugby league (RL) for Great Britain, and at club level for Batley and Workington Town. Born in Silloth, Cumberland, England, he died in Workington, Cumbria, England.

The European Bridge League is a confederation of National Bridge Federations (NBFs) that organize the card game of contract bridge in European nations. In turn the EBL organizes bridge competition at the European level. It is a member of the European Olympic Committee and of the World Bridge Federation, where it constitutes one of eight "Zones" in world bridge.

Peter Arthur Patrick Harburn was a professional footballer who scored 93 goals from 217 appearances in the Football League playing for Brighton & Hove Albion, Everton, Scunthorpe United and Workington. He played as a centre forward. He then played non-League football for Chelmsford City, where he also acted as trainer and manager, Stevenage Town and Wisbech Town.

<span class="mw-page-title-main">Santon Bridge</span> Human settlement in England

Santon Bridge is a small village in Copeland, Cumbria, England, at a bridge over the River Irt. The civil parish is called Irton with Santon. The population of this civil parish as at the 2011 census was 316. The Bridge Inn is the venue for the annual World's Biggest Liar competition.

Cheating in bridge refers to a deliberate violation of the rules of the game of bridge or other unethical behaviour that is intended to give an unfair advantage to a player or team. Cheating can occur in many forms and can take place before, during, or after a board or game.

<i>Bake Off: The Professionals</i> British TV series or program

Bake Off: The Professionals is a British television baking competition featuring teams of professional pastry chefs pitted against one another over two challenges. It is a spin-off from The Great British Bake Off, and its first episode was screened on BBC Two on 29 March 2016. The eight-episode first series of the programme was presented by Tom Kerridge, with Benoit Blin, Cherish Finden and Claire Clark serving as judges. The second series was presented by Angus Deayton, and Claire Clark did not return as a judge. The third series moved to Channel 4 to join The Great British Bake Off after the BBC declined to renew the series. The Channel 4 series has been renamed Bake Off: The Professionals, and was originally presented by comedian Tom Allen and former GBBO competitor Liam Charles. Currently it is presented by Charles and comedian Ellie Taylor.

<i>Honestly</i> and <i>Honestly (Encore)</i> 2018 songs by Gabbie Hanna

"Honestly" is a song recorded by American Internet personality and singer Gabbie Hanna. It was independently released for digital download on August 15, 2018 simultaneously with its encore titled "Honestly (Encore)". Both tracks were written by Hanna and Lyre, while production was solely handled by the latter. The inspiration for their lyrics derives from a relationship the singer had had with a pathological liar. Musically, "Honestly" has been described as a pop punk song in which Hanna belts about empowerment. A music critic noted an "ominous and aggressive vibe".

References

  1. 1 2 3 "Comedienne crowned biggest liar". BBC. 16 November 2006. Retrieved 22 November 2008.
  2. 1 2 "No, honestly, 'world's biggest liar' crowned". China Daily. 17 November 2007. Retrieved 22 November 2008.
  3. "Santon Bridge Inn". Santonbridgeinn.com. Retrieved 24 October 2021.
  4. 1 2 3 "King Liar holds onto his crown". BBC. 21 November 2008. Retrieved 22 November 2008.
  5. Ahmed, Maria (28 November 2003). "World's biggest liar accused of cheating". London: Times Online. Retrieved 26 November 2008.
  6. "Cumberland and Westmorland Herald; Letters, 19 October 2007" . Retrieved 24 October 2021.
  7. Wainwright, Martin (21 November 2007). "Who's the world's biggest liar?". London: Guardian.co.uk. Retrieved 24 November 2008.
  8. Cleaver, Alan (19 November 2010). "World's Biggest Liar Crowned". London: Independent.co.uk. Archived from the original on 24 November 2010. Retrieved 16 January 2011.
  9. Alistair MacDonald (25 November 2011). "Honestly, This Part of England Has the World's Biggest Liars". The Wall Street Journal. Retrieved 7 December 2011.
  10. "'I've only been in one of the creme de la creme liars since I became a supervisor at Sellafield. Now I'm having to deal with lots of expert liars all the time...'". News & Star. 21 November 2011. Retrieved 7 December 2011.
  11. "Ballet star shows off charity portraits". Bucks Free Press. Retrieved 24 October 2021.
  12. Mike Amos (13 April 2011). "Ad lib, ad fib". The Northern Echo. Retrieved 28 June 2015.
  13. Pidd, Helen (22 November 2019). "Festival of fibs: Workington Man is crowned world's biggest liar". The Guardian. Retrieved 26 September 2020.