Genius (radio series)

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Genius
Genius cover.jpg
The cover of Genius Series 1
GenreComedy game show
Running time30 minutes
Country of originUnited Kingdom
Language(s)English
Home station BBC Radio 4
Syndicates BBC Radio 4 Extra
TV adaptations Genius
Starring Dave Gorman
Created by
  • Ali Crockatt
  • David Scott
Produced bySimon Nicholls
Original release27 October 2005 (2005-10-27) 
22 December 2008 (2008-12-22)
No. of series3 (plus 1 special)
No. of episodes18
Audio format Stereo
Opening theme Lobster Bucket! by The Aquabats
Website www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0072b7p OOjs UI icon edit-ltr-progressive.svg

Genius is a BBC Radio 4 comedy gameshow presented by comedian Dave Gorman. Listeners send in 'genius' ideas which are considered by Gorman and a guest before a studio audience, with a different guest for each show. One series of five episodes was broadcast between 27 October and 24 November 2005, with a second series of six episodes broadcast between 7 September and 12 October 2006 and a third series between 1 October and 5 November 2007. A Christmas special was broadcast on 22 December 2008. An unbroadcast television pilot was made in November 2007, [1] with a full series recorded for BBC Two in September 2008. [2]

Contents

The series was created by Ali Crockatt and David Scott, and is produced by Simon Nicholls.

Rules

People send their ideas to Genius and, if chosen, travel to a recording of the show to put forward their idea to the audience. Superficially, the idea must have some quality by which it will improve the standard of living either for the individual or society at large, although in reality, it is more important that the idea has comedic value. An early addition to the rules was that evil genius should count. Most ideas are created by one person, however it is possible for an idea to be made by more than one person. There are normally five different ideas on every episode, but this has been known to differ.

The idea can be anything, such as an invention, a law or a government policy. The idea does not have to be very expensive, or even ethical. Some ideas are constructed or otherwise trialled in real life, and the consequences are played out to their extremes, with the host usually attempting to identify a flaw in each idea. The guest then decides if the idea is "Genius or not".

Once all the ideas have been put forward, the guest then picks his/her two favourites. The winner out of these two is chosen by the audience, by applauding for their choice. The one with the loudest applause wins the "coveted" Genius trophy. Since series two, the winner also reads the end credits.

However, one of the winning ideas at the end of the third series was to change the voting system of the show. A person complained that the second idea had an unfair advantage because they knew how much louder they needed to clap. In the following episode, the Christmas Special, the winning idea was instead decided by the guest judge within a 10-second time limit.

Series Overview

Series overview
SeriesEpisodesOriginally released
First releasedLast released
1 527 October 2005 (2005-10-27)24 November 2005 (2005-11-24)
2 67 September 2006 (2006-09-07)12 October 2006 (2006-10-12)
3 61 October 2007 (2007-10-01)5 November 2007 (2007-11-05)

Episodes

Series 1 (2005)

No.
overall
No. in
series
CelebrityIdeasResult
11 Paul Daniels Cash point common sense questions

Spokey dokies on the Millenium Wheel
99p coin
Houses of Parliament run by the rules of Just a Minute

Steel drum urinals
Not Genius

Genius
Genius
Genius Winner

Not Genius
22 Richard Madeley Mobile phone breathalysers

Food piped into homes
Pavement safety lanes
World morality zones

Miniture elephants as pets
Genius

Not Genius
Genius
Genius

Genius Winner
33 John Fortune You're dumped day

Laughing gas for riot control
Car passenger fake brake pedal
Right-handed glove for left-handed people

Old-aged scientists to Mars
Genius

Genius
Not Genius
Not Genius

Genius Winner
44 Neil Innes Bunk chair

Randomised day of week
Boxes of biscuits with no crap ones in

Helium filled Bubble Wrap
Genius

Not Genius
Genius

Genius Winner
55 Stewart Lee Telephone that lets you hear what the other person is saying after they've hung up

Synchronised |car indicators
Guns that fire puppies
CD player microwave oven

Toilet cistern fish tank
Not Genius

Genius
Not Genius
Genius Winner

Not Genius

Series 2 (2006)

No.
overall
No. in
series
CelebrityIdeasResult
61 Johnny Vegas Metal detector dogs

Science of functional opposites
Friendly car horn
Historical town of the future

Concert ticket seating ordered by height
Genius Winner

Genius
Not Genius
Genius

Not Genius
72 Carol Vorderman Rotating home rooms

Fizzy Bovril
Flexible pension years
Parking meter gambling machines

Lower sea levels by killing whales
Genius

Not Genius
Genius
Genius Winner

Not Genius
83 Brian Sewell Anesthetise aeroplane passengers

White van premium rate 'how's my driving' number
Horse bike
Putting the clocks back an hour every night

Brian Sewell should re-record episodes of Thomas the Tank Engine
Genius

Not Genius
Not Genius
Genius Winner

Not Genius
94 Chris Addison Weighing scales in shoes

Mark items you like with a UV marker pen
Clairvoyant newsreaders
Virtual reality headsets for chickens

Socks in trios
Not Genius

Not Genius
Genius
Genius

Genius Winner
105 Sid Waddell Perforated bread

Book of people yawning
Capital punishment lottery
Listening radio (ability to skip annoying adverts)

Fancy dress for couples counselling
Genius Winner

Not Genius
Not Genius
Genius

Genius
116 Armando Iannucci Parachutes for aeroplanes

Anti-social people forced to wear multi-coloured flip-flops
Movie version of Tetris
Contrarianism political party

Running shoes with very high soles
Genius

Not Genius
Genius Winner
Genius

Not Genius

Series 3 (2007)

No.
overall
No. in
series
CelebrityIdeasResult
121 Rob Newman Old people to monitor CCTV to look for crime

Invent the new swear word 'crathole'
Rename hitchhiking to 'Green thumb travel technology'
Expedition to claim the 'East pole' ( 0°N90°E / 0°N 90°E / 0; 90 ) and 'West pole' ( 0°N90°W / 0°N 90°W / 0; -90 ) for Great Britain

Fingernails on brushes to remove stubborn stains
Not Genius

Not Genius
Genius Winner
Genius

Not Genius
132 Germaine Greer Inverse alarm clock

Real world mesaurements for areas
Husbands for Justice
Felons build their own prison cells using Lego

New, normalised numbering system
Not Genius

Genius
Not Genius
Genius Winner

Not Genius
143 Simon Munnery Bespoke facial razor

Talking parrots for the mute
Similar people have similar phone numbers
People pay to work to get fit on allotments

Vacuum loom
Genius

Not Genius
Genius
Genius

Genius Winner
154 Gyles Brandreth Reduce the speed limt by 1mph

Loan out the Royal Family to other countries
To avoid awkward party introductions, everyone should be called Bob
Conveyor belt duvet

Replace collective nouns for animals with the noise they make
Not Genius

Genius Winner
Genius
Genius

Genius
165 Matthew Wright Shower coat

Make the Isle of Wight symmetrical
Swap father, the child-swapping scheme
Million mile per hour machine

National anthems should contain the nation's problems
Genius

Not Genius
Genius Winner
Not Genius

Not Genius
176 Charlie Brooker Mobile service stations

The letter C or K replaced by each other, or just removed
Short-lived pets for adults
Basketball for short people

Change the Genius winner voting system
Not Genius

Not Genius
Genius Winner (declared)
Not Genius

Genius Winner (actual)

Christmas Special (2008)

EpisodeCo-hostWinning idea
Special Lee Mack Putting lonely hearts on the back of Christmas ready meals for one.

TV series (2009)

A television series of Genius was recorded and the first series was broadcast on BBC Two from 20 March 2009. [3] A second series started recording on 23 May 2010 and was broadcast later that year.

References

  1. Wolf, Ian (19 September 2007). "A Genius TV programme". British Sitcom Guide. Archived from the original on 27 November 2020. Retrieved 20 September 2007.
  2. Dowell, Ben (28 April 2008). "Gorman's Genius set for BBC2". The Guardian . London. Retrieved 28 April 2008.
  3. "Genius with Dave Gorman: series 1, episode 1". BBC Programmes . BBC . Retrieved 10 December 2020.