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| Never Mind the Full Stops | |
|---|---|
| Presented by | Julian Fellowes |
| Country of origin | United Kingdom |
| Original language | English |
| No. of series | 2 |
| No. of episodes | 22 |
| Production | |
| Executive producers | Martin Scott Katie Taylor |
| Camera setup | Multi-camera |
| Running time | 30 minutes |
| Original release | |
| Network | BBC Four |
| Release | 11 May 2006 – 24 April 2007 |
Never Mind the Full Stops is a British television panel game based on the English language, its idiosyncrasies, and its misuse. It is hosted by the British actor, author and Oscar-winning screenwriter, Julian Fellowes. Each episode lasts 30 minutes. The series was filmed in March 2006 at Channel 4's studios in Horseferry Road, Westminster. It was originally broadcast on BBC Four, and aired on BBC Two from 9 October 2006.
Two teams of two people are faced with various questions and challenges concerning English grammar, spelling and usage. The show is divided into rounds, with themes such as identifying the famous author of a badly spoken sentence (John Prescott was one of those picked on in the first episode) and correcting the punctuation in a written sentence. There is also a quick-fire round with questions such as "What is a malapropism?" Points are awarded throughout the show to determine the winning team.
Each show starts with the host giving a 'difficult-to-spell' word and an example mnemonic to help remember that spelling, and by the end of the show the panellists have to have devised their own. In episode one Julian Fellowes gave the example arithmetic: ARat In The House Might Eat The Ice Cream; and Ned Sherrin's version (which earned his team the win as the final points were tied) was: As Richard Interred The Head Master Every Tiny Infant Cheered. By the end of series 1, even Julian Fellowes had realized that these so-called mnemonics were invariably harder to remember than the spellings – particularly as they were rarely related to the words in question.
Another round featured a film of someone speaking a very obscure UK dialect (often on the verge of extinction), and the teams would have to try to guess what had been said.
The programme's name is derived from that of the long-running pop music panel game Never Mind the Buzzcocks , which is itself taken from the title of the Sex Pistols album, Never Mind the Bollocks .
| Episode number | Air date | Team to host's right | Team to host's left |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 11 May 2006 | Carol Thatcher & Ned Sherrin | Janet Street-Porter & David Aaronovitch |
| 2 | 18 May 2006 | Nina Wadia & John Sergeant | Tim Brooke-Taylor & Rod Liddle |
| 3 | 25 May 2006 | Bonnie Greer & Dave Gorman | Eve Pollard & Rod Liddle |
| 4 | 1 June 2006 | Jessica Fellowes & Gyles Brandreth | Sue Carroll & Roger McGough |
| 5 | 8 June 2006 | Julia Hartley-Brewer & Hugh Dennis | Andy Zaltzman & Roger McGough |
| 6 | 15 June 2006 | Hardeep Singh Kohli & Graeme Garden | Janet Street-Porter & Lembit Opik |
| 7 | 22 June 2006 | Sue Perkins & Nicholas Parsons | Pam Ayres & Rob Deering |
| 8 | 29 June 2006 | Jilly Cooper & Paddy O'Connell | Marina Hyde & Simon Fanshawe |
| 9 | 6 July 2006 | Henry Blofeld & Sue Perkins | Daisy Goodwin & Simon Hoggart |
| 10 | 13 July 2006 | Bonnie Greer & Arthur Smith | Victoria Mailer & Rob Deering |
| Episode number | Air date | Team to host's right | Team to host's left |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 13 Feb 2007 | Arthur Smith & Shappi Khorsandi | Kirsty Wark & Rob Deering |
| 2 | 20 Feb 2007 | Sue Perkins & David Aaronovitch | Gillian Reynolds & Robin Ince |
| 3 | 27 Feb 2007 | Stewart Lee & Patricia Hodge | David Nobbs & Paul Sinha |
| 4 | 6 Mar 2007 | Sid Waddell & Frederick Forsyth | Eve Pollard & Simon Hoggart |
| 5 | 13 Mar 2007 | Will Smith & Edwina Currie | Susie Dent & Lemn Sissay |
| 6 | 20 Mar 2007 | Phil Hammond & Shappi Khorsandi | Kirsty Wark & Mark Steel |
| 7 | 27 Mar 2007 | Rod Liddle & Bonnie Greer | Virginia Ironside & Ian McMillan |
| 8 | 3 Apr 2007 | Richard Herring & Sharon Foster | Paddy O'Connell & Vanessa Feltz |
| 9 | 10 Apr 2007 | Simon Hoggart & Lucy Porter | Angela Rippon & Stuart Hall |
| 10 | 17 Apr 2007 | Ian McMillan & Jenny Murray | Edward Stourton & Michael Rosen |
| 11 | 24 Apr 2007 | Paddy O'Connell & Aggie MacKenzie | Barry Norman & Jessica Fellowes |
Reviewing the first episode of series 1, Sam Wollaston of The Guardian wrote that the show was "so bad it's impossible to understand the process by which it came to be put on air. You're left stunned, pummelling your head with your fists, shouting, 'Why?' [...] The whole thing is staggeringly amateur, like a slightly drunken and badly thought-out after-dinner-party game in Islington (I'm guessing here, promise), and in no way merits a television airing." [1] The Times's Gabrielle Starkey described the series as a "slightly smug quiz". [2]
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