The Size of a Cow

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"The Size of a Cow"
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Single by The Wonder Stuff
from the album Never Loved Elvis
Released2 April 1991 [1] [2]
Recorded1990-91 [3]
Studio Townhouse Studios, London [1]
Length3:15
Label Polydor
Producer(s) Mick Glossop
The Wonder Stuff singles chronology
"Circlesquare"
(1990)
"The Size of a Cow"
(1991)
"Caught in My Shadow"
(1991)

"The Size of a Cow" is a 1991 single by British alternative rock band the Wonder Stuff from their third album Never Loved Elvis (1991). It peaked at number five on the UK Singles Chart.

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Background and composition

Miles Hunt wrote "The Size of a Cow" during sessions for the Wonder Stuff's 1989 album Hup . [4] Described by Select's Nick Griffiths as "Madness meets the Bay City Rollers", [5] the song combines a pessimistic lyric with an upbeat backing, a feature Hunt was proud of. [6] PRS for Music has described the song as an "indie disco staple". [6] A version of the song incorporating a cover of Elvis Presley's "Jailhouse Rock" features on some releases. [1]

Release

Released by Polydor on 2 April 1991, "The Size of a Cow" was the band's first single in 18 months and the lead single for Never Loved Elvis. [7] It received rotation on BBC Radio 1's A list [8] and Capital Radio's B list [9] and peaked at number five on the UK Singles Chart, ultimately spending seven weeks on the chart. [10] In Ireland, the single made number 21. [1] It peaked at number 22 on European Hot 100 Singles. [11] Polydor delayed releasing "The Size of a Cow" in the United States for commercial reasons, instead opting to issue "Caught in My Shadow" as the lead single from Never Loved Elvis there. [12]

Reception and legacy

Record Mirror made "The Size of a Cow" its single of the week upon release, with Peter Stanton's review describing the song as "a rampant jingly-jangly-organ affair that trips at a happier than happy pace". [13] Reviewing Never Loved Elvis in Vox , Keith Cameron described the song and "Caught In My Shadow" as "paragons of pop virtue", noting "huge melodic sweeps, artfully clever lyrics and nagging hummability". [14] Music & Media linked the song to contemporaneous singles by the Milltown Brothers, R.E.M. and Susanna Hoffs in what they heralded "the return of the classic pop tune". [1] Writing in 2017, Jon Bryan of Backseat Mafia described "The Size of a Cow" as "the equal, if not better, than almost any other guitar-pop song of the 90s". [15]

The song remains a staple of the Wonder Stuff's live set, and Hunt's "biggest earner" as a songwriter. [16] Reflecting in 2015, Hunt said "I actually like 'Size of a Cow' which surprises some people because we always have to play it - half of our fans don't like it, half do depending on when they got into us." [6]

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