The Winchester Tapes

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"The Winchester Tapes"
M*A*S*H episode
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"Don't change the color of your face!! I'm out of umber!!"
Episode no.Season 6
Episode 6
Directed by Burt Metcalfe
Written by Everett Greenbaum, Jim Fritzell
Production code605
Original air dateOctober 18, 1977 (1977-10-18)
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"The Winchester Tapes" is an episode from the TV series M*A*S*H . The sixth episode of the sixth season, it originally aired on CBS October 18, 1977, with a repeat on December 27, 1977, and was written by Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell and directed by Burt Metcalfe.

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The guest cast is Thomas Carter as a patient and Kimiko Hiroshige as the Korean woman.

Overview

Major Winchester records a taped message to his parents, begging them to do whatever it takes to get him reassigned from the 4077th.

Plot

The episode is primarily Major Winchester's recurring taped conversation to his parents in Boston, interspersed with scenes supporting his assessments of his co-workers and the incidents therein. It begins with Hawkeye begging Winchester to take officer of the day duty so he can spend a weekend in Seoul with a nurse. Winchester refuses at first, but then relents only to stop Hawkeye's incessant begging.

Winchester then proceeds to describe the co-workers to his parents, in this order:

In a subplot, Hawkeye's repeated attempts to embark on his weekend in Seoul are interrupted by his surgical duties. When he is finally able to leave after a 38-hour surgery session, he is too tired to go and falls asleep on his cot. Winchester then concludes his tape to his parents as follows:

"Finally, a peaceful moment to conclude this tape. The would-be lothario Pierce is fast asleep, and the 38-hour day is done."

As he continues speaking, he tries to pour himself a cup of tea but is unable. He opens his teapot to find his tea has been replaced by a rubber chicken. He concludes the tape by saying, "Now, Mother and Dad, I will put this as eloquently and succinctly as I can...get me the hell out of here!"

Historical References

Winchester says he thought about shooting himself in the foot but didn't because of his love for the "deb's cotillion", most likely a reference to a Debutante ball.

Klinger says he paid "eight books of green stamps" for his peignoir. This is most likely a reference to the S&H Green Stamps that were used as trading stamps through the late 1980s.

Father Mulcahy uses the blessing "pax vobiscum" which translates to "peace be with you". Hawkeye's later line of "Forgive the cook, he knows not what he does." is a play on some of Jesus's last words on the cross. ("Forgive them, Father. They know not what they do.- Luke 23:34")

Col. Potter tells Hawkeye that the nurse waiting for him in Seoul will just have to make do with the Gideon Bible, a reference to the Bible placed in many hotel rooms by the evangelical organization, The Gideons International.

Winchester's use of the word Lothario when referencing Pierce as a would-be seducer dates back to 1703 and a character in the play The Fair Penitent by Nicholas Rowe.

The following historical personalities are also referenced in the episode:

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