Whatever...

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Whatever...
Whatever by Guido Hatzis.png
Compilation album by
ReleasedNovember 2000
Genre Comedy
Label Universal
Producer Julian Schiller, Tony Moclair
Guido Hatzis chronology
Do Not Talk Over Me
(1999)
Whatever...
(2000)
Deported
(2002)

Whatever... is the second album of material from Greek-Australian comic character, Guido Hatzis. The album is a compilation of prank call segments from the Triple M radio show, CRUD. The album was released in November 2000 and peaked at number 8 on the ARIA Charts and was certified platinum.

Contents

At the ARIA Music Awards of 2001 the album won the ARIA Award for Best Comedy Release. [1]

Track listing

Disc 1 - Guido v Skippy Land
  1. "Rent... Geoff Speaking" - 2:16
  2. "Clothes Shop" - 2:42
  3. "Mobile Phones" - 1:00
  4. "Guido Class" - 2:27
  5. "Restaurant Review" - 0:25
  6. "Full Body Wax" - 1:42
  7. "Mechanic" - 1:05
  8. "Florist" - 0:44
  9. "Florist 2" - 0:10
  10. "Mayor Guido" - 2:03
  11. "Shared House" - 1:31
  12. "Shared House 2" - 0:15
  13. "Telemarketing" - 2:16
  14. "Owner / Driver" - 0:52
  15. "Owner / Driver 2" - 0:27
  16. "Name Change" - 2:09
  17. "University Degree" - 1:08
  18. "Baker" - 0:17
  19. "Baker 2" - 0:44
  20. "Supermarket" - 1:28
  21. "Clown" - 2:08
  22. "Paperboy" - 1:29
  23. "Number Plate" - 1:21
  24. "Refuge" - 1:19
  25. "Telemarketing 2" - 2:13
  26. "Hotel Reservations" - 1:09
  27. "Flowers" - 1:08
  28. "Helicopter" - 1:30
  29. "The Pretender" - 4:33
Disc 2 - Guido v The World
  1. "Danny Boy" (Ireland) - 0:32
  2. "Danny Boy 2" (Ireland) - 0:47
  3. "Irish Eyes Are Drooling" (Ireland) - 1:59
  4. "Tokyo Shock Boys" (Japan) - 2:06
  5. "Moccassins" (Japan) - 1:28
  6. "Pink Ponchos" (Mexico) - 0:27
  7. "Pink Ponchos 2" (Mexico) - 1:10
  8. "Coin of the Realm" (Canada) - 0:30
  9. "Green Berets" (USA) - 1:32
  10. "Clan Reunion 1" (Scotland) - 0:36
  11. "Clan Reunion 2" (Scotland) - 0:56
  12. "Echo" (Korea) - 0:50
  13. "2 Litres" (Korea) - 2:03
  14. "Dogs Playing Poker" (France) - 1:30
  15. "Arabian Nights" (Egypt) - 1:08

Charts

Weekly charts

Chart (2000–01)Peak
position
Australian Albums (ARIA) [2] 8

Year-end charts

Chart (2000)Position
Australian Albums (ARIA) [3] 73

Certifications

RegionCertification Certified units/sales
Australia (ARIA) [4] Platinum70,000^

^ Shipments figures based on certification alone.

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References

  1. "ARIA Awards Best Comedy Release". Australian Recording Industry Association (ARIA). Retrieved 20 April 2022.
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