Zombo.com

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Zombo.com
Zombocom.png
The Flash version of Zombo.com
Type of site
HTML5 animation (previously Flash animation)
Available inEnglish
URL www.zombo.com
LaunchedNovember 28, 1999;24 years ago (1999-11-28)
Current statusOnline (as a website)

Zombo.com is a single-serving site created in 1999. It was originally a faculty and student joke from the George Washington University Center for Professional Development. The site parodies Flash introductory web pages that play while the rest of a site's content loads. Zombo took the concept to a humorous extreme, consisting of one long introductory page that leads to an invitation to sign up for a newsletter. [1]

Contents

The site was initially a Flash animation, but as of 5 January 2021, the website now uses HTML5 instead due to Adobe Flash Player being discontinued.

Content

Zombo.com consists of a "blank" page, a colorful title, and an animation of seven colorful pulsating round, circular discs, making them appear as though they are rotating quickly. The website also contains an audio clip, in which a man welcomes the visitor to "Zombocom".

Flash version

After some time, the option to sign up for a "newZletter" appears. This is a continuation of the joke as it is actually a short link to http://www.zombo.com/join1.htm, which tells the reader that this particular option is not available yet. This message is conveyed as a humorously written thank you in the same register form of "newZletter," stating "ThankZ for your patience."

The HTML markup of the website also contains the comment "Please Visit http://www.15footstick.com our other website ThankZ" which leads to a parody website.

HTML5 version

Unlike the Flash version, the audio clip will loop to the start when it ends, removing the "newZletter" message. The HTML markup comment was also removed. Additionally, the discs in the center actually spin rather than changing color. consists of a "blank" page, a colorful title, and an animation of seven colorful pulsating round, circular discs, making them appear as though they are rotating quickly. The website also contains an audio clip, in which a man welcomes the visitor to "Zombocom".

Popularity

Video game producer Bill Roper [2] and artist Dave Rowntree have each listed Zombo as their favorite website; Rowntree explains, "I think [zombo.com] paraphrases the [inter]net. Promises you the earth but delivers a bit of animation with a scratchy soundtrack!" [3] Web animator Joel Veitch chose Zombo.com as the least useful website, since "it doesn't do anything except tell you how wonderful it is." [4] Ian McClelland, currently managing director of Guardian Australia, [5] but at the time Senior Producer for Cartoon Network, also cited Zombo.com as the least useful site in the same column two years previously [6] "Utterly useless, absolutely brilliant". Mark Sullivan of PC World listed Zombo among the Internet's ten most useless websites, concluding, "Well, in fact, nothing happens at zombo.com." [7] Samela Harris of The Advertiser calls Zombo.com "the most welcoming website on the Internet", [8] and Daryl Lim of Digital Life calls Zombo.com "the ultimate time-waster". [9] A listing in The Australian writes, "Zombo.com has just one joke, but it's a good one." [10] Zombo.com was also featured on Neal.fun’s Internet Artifacts.

On 4 September 2013, Matthew Inman, creator of the webcomic The Oatmeal , listed Zombo.com as his favorite website in an interview with Runner's World. [11]

On 23 January 2020, Terry Cavanagh, programmer of VVVVVV and Super Hexagon, created a VR version of Zombo.com. [12]

On 10 January 2024, a version of Zombo.com [13] was released using the Ruffle emulator to play the original Flash in any modern browser. [14]

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