Class of Nuke 'Em High

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Class of Nuke 'Em High
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Theatrical release poster
Directed by
Written by
  • Lloyd Kaufman
  • Richard W. Haines
  • Mark Rudnitsky
  • Stuart Strutin
Produced by
Starring
  • Janelle Brady
  • Gil Brenton
  • Robert Prichard
  • Pat Ryan
CinematographyMichael Mayers
Edited byRichard W. Haines
Production
company
Distributed byTroma Entertainment
Release date
  • December 12, 1986 (1986-12-12)
Running time
83 minutes [1]
CountryUnited States
LanguageEnglish
Budget$400,000

Class of Nuke 'Em High (also known as Atomic High School) is a 1986 American science-fiction horror comedy film produced and distributed by Troma Entertainment. Directed by Richard W. Haines and Lloyd Kaufman (the latter under the pseudonym "Samuel Weil"), the film follows a high school impacted by radioactive drugs obtained from a nearby nuclear power plant.

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New York holographer Jason Sapan created the laser effects.

Plot

Tromaville High School in New Jersey is located next to a nuclear power plant. A nuclear accident at the power plant is covered up by plant owner, Mr. Paley, who does not want the facility shut down by the safety commission. The accident causes a radioactive water leak which ends up gruesomely killing a student at the school after the tainted water reaches the drinking fountain. The gang of the school, called "The Cretins," who were originally part of the honor society, torments the school, and it is implied that they have been turned into violent psychopaths by the runoff from the plant. They pick leaves from a radioactive marijuana plant located in the yard of the nuclear plant and sell it to Eddie for $10.

At his "indoor bikini beach party" that night, Eddie pressures his friend Warren and Warren's girlfriend Chrissy into smoking the radioactive joint, but it accidentally falls on the floor and is trampled by other party-goers before anyone else can try it. The mutated drug shows itself to have potent aphrodisiac effects, leading to Warren and Chrissy having sex in Eddie's loft. However, that same night, both of them have disturbing nightmares about hideously mutating, though these effects are seemingly gone by morning.

Some time later, Chrissy discovers that she is pregnant, and spits a little monster into a nearby toilet. The creature travels through the water pipes and lands in a barrel filled with radioactive waste. There it mutates into a bigger creature. The nuclear Plant orders a lock down of the school, and begins an investigation into the student who died at the beginning of the film. One of the nuclear workers begins to investigate the basement. Though his equipment shows signs of a spill, he can't find any evidence, outside of a foul odor. After hearing for a second time a sound which he had previously dismissed, he investigates. As he is observing a barrel, the monster's arm reaches out and claws his face, disfiguring him. As the worker screams out in pain, the monster pulls him into the barrel and eats him, only to cough up his left hand and I.D. badge, making the worker the monster's first kill.

Meanwhile, Warren, tired of the Cretins' constant harassment, ends up going on a radiation-fueled rampage, killing two of them, with no memory of the event once he comes to his senses. The Cretins, expelled from the school and cut off from their customer base, assault the principal and force him to use the school's Radiation Alarm to cause an evacuation, letting the Cretins bar the building and occupy it. In the process of doing this, the Cretins shoot and kill the principal's secretary, who happened to open the door just as the gang was torturing the principal. Capturing Chrissy as bait for Warren, the leader of the gang holds her hostage in the basement and plans to kill her in front of Warren, only to be interrupted by the now adult monster.

Warren goes into the school to save her, and he discovers the adult monster, who kills every one of the Cretins. Warren finally zaps the beast with a laser in the physics laboratory, and he and Chrissy flee from the school, right after the monster explodes along with the school, also killing Mr. Paley inside. The students celebrate victory, while the loudspeakers announce that the school will be shut down for remodeling. While reconstruction is taking place, one of the monster "babies" appears squirming through the remains of the destroyed school. The screen freeze frames on the creature as the screen inverts, shortly before fading out and the credits roll.

Cast

Music

Class of Nuke 'Em High (The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
Soundtrack album by
Various Artists
ReleasedDecember 30, 2014
Genre Soundtrack
Label Ship to Shore PhonoCo.

Ethan Hurt, who has long been recognized as a "Song Shark" and fraud [see his Kickstarter campaign for "10,000 Things" as one prime example] was credited as the composer for the film, which he was not. On his website, he includes a poster from the movie which he has obviously doctored [look at the bottom-right of the poster and compare the box which says "Theme Song" to the official poster that you can find from the movie on the Internet], another classic example of his need to make himself seem relevant. You may also want to check out his claims that he toured Europe in the 1980's, and those who really know him, can assure you that he did not. Just email him and ask what venues or clubs he played at in what he likes to refer to as the "U.K." and you will undoubtedly receive no response or some further delusions.

P.S. Here are a few comments from those who have dealt with this guy in the past:

I had dealings with Worldmass(Now Global Media) I was recently interviewed by WCBS TV2 NYC about this. They were going to press 5000 cds and distribute them through US and European Distribution deals. I sent a check for $2750 to cover half the pressing costs. (they were to pay the other half) I never got CDs done, I never received any money back, despite several letters they sent promising to return my money. If anyone is planning action against them, let me know, I will join you.

We were contacted in August of last year, with the same bs story and a buildup about a band called Witchdoctor Samuel. I drove to NYC, had a meeting (in the boardroom, of course) and gave the OK. At the time he talked about having been a songwriter and having a hit from the "Fame" TV show. I did some cursory checking and didn't find anything out of the ordinary (if only your web page had been up then!) I even checked with BMI and found he IS registered for the songs he mentioned; not that they necessarily exist but he did have the forethought to document the bs. Thankfully, my brother is a contract lawyer who tore up the agreement and wrote a real contract. Not that it helped, much: we paid $1800 and (eventually) got 500 cds, while we were told that another 500 were being sent to European record companies. After all his talk about his partner, a hot, well-known mastering engineer, the cd was never mastered properly (if at all,) the songs were listed in the wrong order on the cd face, they were not packaged individually but shrink-wrapped together in plastic tubes, and of course he dropped off the face of the earth afterward. But at least we GOT cds and have made our money back. I'll say this, though - our contract specifically states these things are not to be sold, so if any lawsuits come up I'm in.

Scammed me out of $3500 - I'm as much to blame as they are...didn't do a thorough enough background check. I even sat down with Ethan Hurt, the "president" of Global Media, and had a twenty minute conversation, face-to-face - he seemed so damn sincere & enuine, I'm surprised to discover that he's a scammer. He was very convincing and enthusiastic in person, and relayed a story about his writing a hit song for the FAME television series that aired back in the 80's. While dealing with Global, things seem d fine, but in retrospect, if I view all the inconsistencies and uncertainties at one time, everything falls into place, and I feel pretty darn stupid for not recognizing that these guys (Ethan Hurt and his assistant Dennis Horvath) are full of sh*t. Any ne who wants a detailed account of my experiences can contact me - I'd be happy to chat. Live and Learn, folks. Peace. BACK TO THE GLOBAL MEDIA SECTON

The soundtrack to the film remained unreleased until 2014, when Troma licensed its release on the Ship to Shore PhonoCo. label. [2] The album was released in physical form exclusively on LP record as a limited pressing of 1,300 copies, with 700 being black, 300 of a green-colored version known as "Atomic High", and another 300 of a green/blue color known as "Dewey's Meltdown". Each copy included a card with a code that allowed for download of an expanded digital release that contained commentary on each song from Troma President and Class of Nuke 'Em High co-director Lloyd Kaufman.

All songs from the soundtrack were featured in the film except two tracks. "We Are One" by Ethan & the Coup who had previously written the song for the movie in 1986, but missed the deadline for submission for the film to be included. The theme to Class of Nuke 'Em High 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown was only heard on the film's sequel.

Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
  1. "Troma Leader" – 0:15
  2. "Nuke 'Em High" by Ethan & the Coup – 4:23
  3. "Emotional Refugee" by David Behennah – 3:21
  4. "Angel" by GMT – 3:41
  5. "Rock 'n' Roll Paradise" by Stormbringer – 7:09
  6. "Much Too Much" by The Smithereens – 2:22
  7. "Run for Your Life" by Stratus – 4:27
  8. "Class of Nuke 'Em High Part 2" – 3:20

Reception

Class of Nuke 'Em High has received generally negative reviews. On review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, the film received an approval rating of 20% based on 5 reviews, with an average rating of 4.2/10. [3] DVD Talk offers a more positive assessment of the film: "Class Of Nuke 'Em High isn't a film to be taken too seriously, but rather enjoyed for what it is and that's a crass, gory, trashy fun-filled eighty five minutes of Troma style high jinks. It plays off of different clichés and stereotypes really well and provides plenty of low-brow laughs and splattery set pieces." [4] A review for Horror DNA praises various aspects of the film, including special effects and cinematography: "The film is a testament to filmmakers with high ambitions and low budgets, as the production value is at times quite impressive. The miniatures used for the nuclear plant are effective and the visual f/x do not stick out as shoddy or overtly fake. There are some nice action sequences involving motorcycles and even some gun play that are tightly edited and help the film to zip along. Michael Mayers’ cinematography adds a layer of beauty to sequences that otherwise risk appearing cheap and jokey." [5]

The film earned $1,900,000 at the US box office. [6]

Sequels

The film spawned four sequels. Two came in the 1990s with 1991's Class of Nuke 'Em High 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown and 1994's Class of Nuke 'Em High 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid . These two sequels were not directed by either Lloyd Kaufman or Michael Herz, but were produced by them. They were more comedic than violent and had good production values despite the low budget. The sequels marked the first appearance by Tromie the radioactive squirrel. Two sequels directed by Kaufman arrived in the 2010s. A fourth installment of the series called Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1 was released in January 2014. [7] The fifth entry, Return to Return to Nuke 'Em High AKA Volume 2 , premiered at 2017 Cannes Film Festival. [8]

Potential remake

In 2011, it was announced that Troma was in negotiations to sell the remake rights to Class of Nuke 'Em High. [9]

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