Hale and Pace

Last updated

Hale and Pace
Genre Comedy
Written by
Directed by
  • Vic Finch
  • David G. Hillier
  • Peter Orton
Starring
Country of originUnited Kingdom
Original languageEnglish
No. of series10
No. of episodes66
Production
Producers
  • David G. Hillier
  • Alan Nixon
  • Mark Robson
Running time30 minutes
Production company London Weekend Television
Original release
Network ITV
Release2 October 1988 (1988-10-02) 
20 December 1998 (1998-12-20)

Hale and Pace were an English comedy double-act that performed in clubs and on radio and television in the United Kingdom in the 1980s and 1990s. [1] [2] The duo was made up of Gareth Hale and Norman Pace, [3] with the Hale and Pace television show running for ten years and 66 episodes, from 1988 to 1998.

Contents

Early career

Gareth Hale (born 15 January 1953) and Norman Pace (born 17 February 1953) met at Avery Hill teacher-training college in Eltham, South-East London. [3] After five years in education, they moved to entertainment in the late 1970s. They performed mostly in the Tramshed in Woolwich, London for seven years. [3] This developed into sketch-writing, with a show entitled Don't Stop Now - It's Fundation . Before appearing on TV, they did a series of radio shows for Radio 4 based on their show at the Tramshed. Their early TV breaks came on The Entertainers (1984) and Pushing Up Daisies (1984), and they went on to appear in the Channel 4 sketch show Coming Next (1985) and Saturday Gang (1986). They also appeared in The Young Ones three times, in the episodes "Flood", "Nasty" and "Time".

London Weekend Television show

After a one-off special for London Weekend Television at Christmas 1986, they were given a full series in 1988. The first series won the Silver Rose of Montreux, as well as the Press prize. [3] Their ITV series ran for a decade, with most of the programmes going out around 10 pm on a Sunday. The show is a mixture of sketches and stand-up. The series was also notable for its amount of musical numbers with every episode featuring at least one original song performed by Hale and/or Pace.

Their most famous comic creations are the stone-faced bouncers The Two Rons (not to be confused with The Two Ronnies), who are also known as The Management and for using the phrase 'I do do wrong, Ron, I do do wrong' in their stilted conversations in a reference to the song "Da Doo Ron Ron" by The Crystals. [3] The Two Rons' studio sketches either take place on some dimly-lit stairs next to the bouncers' venue or above Hale and Pace, where they have been keeping an eye on proceedings. In later series, The Two Rons are filmed on-location with Ron & Ron's Gardening Tips having the duo dispense thuggish wisdom about plants and flowers.

Hale and Pace are also famous for their ever-smiling and colourfully-dressed children's TV presenters Billy (Hale) and Johnny (Pace), and rockers Jed and Dave. Billy and Johnny started off in a number of sketches spoofing the kind of television programming which helps pre-schoolers learn, with Ainsley Harriott appearing in a number of the sketches as their co-presenter Willy. [4]

Most sketches includes both Hale and Pace, though the black and white sketches featuring 1960s Beat Generation-era poet Groovy Wordbender are performed by Gareth Hale, whilst series one has a running gag featuring Norman Pace as a vet and a cow.

A number of their TV sketches caused controversy, especially the one in which they pretended to have microwaved a cat. [3]

A number of writers worked on the series over the ten series, with a high number of writing duos contributing ideas for sketches including Carson & Tomlinson (script advisors Sean Carson and David Tomlinson), Nice & Smith and Hale & Pace themselves. [5] [6] [7]

In March 2022, the series was acquired by That's TV [5] for its comedy line-up which also included repeats of The Mrs Merton Show [8] [9] and Monty Python's Flying Circus . [10] [11] [12]

Series list

SeriesEpisodesUK air dateDirectorProducerOpening creditsRecurring sketches
172 October 1988 – 13 November 1988Vic FinchAlan NixonEach episode starts with a sketch before proceeding to the introduction which is a colourful montage of Hale & Pace. Both comedians have individual stills of them shot from the waist up and then shown in a quick sequence. A colourful background is used during the introduction consisting mainly of a purple/pink colour with splashes of yellow and green. At its end, the title of the show is shown with the names Hale (green colour) and Pace (yellow colour).
  • The Two Rons
  • Man with cow (Norman Pace)
  • Billy & Johnny
  • Jed & Dave
  • The Swedes
  • "Readings from my latest anthology" by Groovy Wordbender
  • Man being greased, referencing The Singing Detective
  • Deliberate blooper segments
  • Antiques Roadshow [3]
  • Several sketches on a live stage
261 October 1989 – 5 November 1989David G. HillierAlan NixonIdentical to the 1st series (1988).
  • The Two Rons
  • Billy & Johnny
  • Jed & Dave
3630 September 1990 – 4 November 1990David G. HillierAlan NixonHale & Pace in an early 20th-century setting with Hale wearing an old hat and Pace wearing a monocle. Chickens, chicken feathers and a rubber chicken are being shaken around the room. The introduction finishes with a zoom in on their faces, at which point they both stick out their tongues, Hale's tongue having "Hale" written on it and Pace's showing "Pace". The "&" is written on Pace's hand, which is positioned behind them but between their two heads. Each show finishes with a nude shot of Hale & Pace's backsides, each with their name written on it.
4629 September 1991 – 3 November 1991David G. HillierDavid G. HillierA water theme is used for this series for the credits and ad breaks (the credits were designed by Jan Pinkava while he was starting out at Digital Pictures in London). Hale & Pace have the appearance of being submerged in water and focusing on fish swimming past them. A shark swims right to left across the screen and then opens its jaws to begin the show. (When cutting to commercials, the same shark shows Hale & Pace in its mouth.)
  • The Two Rons
  • Jed & Dave
  • Billy & Johnny
  • Surgery sketches
  • Hale and Pace in Spain
5724 January 1993 – 7 March 1993Identical to the 4th series (1991).
  • The Two Rons
  • Jed & Dave
  • Billy & Johnny
  • London Taxi drivers Steve and Frank [14]
  • The Prophets, Brother Nathan and Brother Jeremiah [14]
  • Jeffrey's crusade against fashion crimes [14]
6719 September 1993 – 31 October 1993Hale & Pace logo on a coral snake design
  • The Two Rons
  • Jed & Dave
  • The Prophets, Brother Nathan and Brother Jeremiah [15]
  • In Suspicious Circumstances [16]
7718 September 1994 – 30 October 1994Hale & Pace dancing to "I Got You (I Feel Good)" in front of a black and white digital background. No formal title is displayed. Stage performances include a background prop with the letters "HALE" placed on top of "PACE". Each episode starts with the two stars coming on stage and having their jackets taken by different people each week.
  • Sister Wendy's Art Treasures
  • London Taxi drivers Steve and Frank
  • The Swedes, Sven & Benny (in a sauna)
  • The Open University
  • Jeans adverts (Levi)
  • Unnecessary Force Force
  • Mr. Poppy
  • Several sketches on a live stage
868 October 1995 – 19 November 1995Peter OrtonMark RobsonSame as previous series.
  • Billy & Johnny
  • Curly & Nige: (1) Hospital porters (2) Go camping
  • Jed & Dave on the road
  • London Taxi drivers Steve and Frank
  • John & Yokel
  • The Swedes, Sven & Benny (in a sauna)
975 January 1997 – 16 February 1997Four separate pieces of the duo's faces are jumbled up before being assembled, their faces changing expressions whilst being put together. Once completed their names appear in a small board area. At the end of the introduction, the camera zooms in to the small board showing the show's title "Hale & Pace".
  • London Taxi drivers Steve and Frank
  • Waiter/s with "black pepper"
  • Are you nervous... nervous now?
  • Curly & Nige: (1) In the garage (2) At the D.I.Y shop
  • American sheriff & his deputy
  • Rappers with baggy clothes
  • Yorkshiremen
  • Crime boss & his muscle
  • Two redheads who copy the end of what people say
  • Transpotters
  • Elderly gentleman who can't swear
  • Meditating man who wishes for things to happen
10623 July 1998 – 27 August 1998Identical to the previous series.
  • The Dopplers

Spin-offs

Hale & Pace's characters "The Two Rons – also known as The Management" also had a spin-off series of their own called The Management which included a number of their regular cast in permanent positions and ran for a total of 6 episodes. [3] This series was also released on video but strangely only 4 out of the 6 episodes. They also made several specials, such as the 1996 Showcase Hale & Pace Down Under from Australia and April Fools' Day.

Guest stars

In early series, Hale and Pace would feature little known performers such as Ainsley Harriott, Annette Badland and Caroline Quentin, who would become successful in their own right later in the 1990s, but would not have any famous for the time stars in the series. Once Hale and Pace became more well known, more widely known stars appeared in their shows, with the snooker players Steve Davis and Jimmy White playing foil to the two cabbies in one episode.

DVD box sets

All 10 series are now released on DVD, available in region 4 from Australia (No special features or extras, simple DVD transfer)

The show is rated  M  in Australia and  R16  in New Zealand for its sexual references.

The complete first series doubled with the 1986 Christmas Special was released in a 2 disc DVD set in the UK on 12 March 2012 by Network. It was classified "12" by the BBFC.

"The Stonk"

In 1991 Hale & Pace were part of a charity supergroup, who released a single in aid of Comic Relief. [3] Credited to Hale & Pace and the Stonkers, [17] the record, called "The Stonk", was based on a fictitious dance craze and was co-written by the two comedians along with Joe Griffiths. The single was produced by Queen guitarist Brian May, who was also featured on the track and had his name printed on the front cover. [18] [19] Other musicians performing on the single, besides Brian May playing keyboards and guitar, were Nick Lowe, David Gilmour and Tony Iommi on guitar, with Neil Murray on bass guitar. Cozy Powell, Roger Taylor and Rowan Atkinson – appearing as his character Mr. Bean – performed on drums. [3] Joe Griffiths and Mike Moran contributed on keyboard. [19]

Comedians Steve Punt, Hugh Dennis, Rob Newman and David Baddiel appear in the video.

A UK number-one single for one week in March 1991, it was the UK's 22nd-best-selling single of the year. "The Stonk" was released as a joint-single with a track written and performed by the comedian Victoria Wood. Entitled "The Smile Song", the song was credited on the front of the single cover [20] and listed as track 2 on the seven-inch and CD single (rather than B-side). However, the UK singles chart compilers (now the Official Charts Company) did not credit her with having a number one hit, in a situation similar to the fate of Big Audio Dynamite II's "Rush", the AA-side of preceding number one, "Should I Stay or Should I Go" by The Clash.

Charts

Other appearances

As well as their 1991 single "The Stonk", the duo also appeared as their characters "The Two Rons" in a firework safety campaign run around Guy Fawkes Night, in public information films that were run for several years from the late 1980 to early 1990s, in slots often directly after Children's BBC, but also occasionally during ITV commercial breaks. "Da Doo Ron Ron", which their characters' catchphrase "I do, Ron, Ron" was a reference to, was coincidentally used in a rewritten form on the subject of firework safety in one of the PIFs. [24]

They moved across to the BBC in 1997 and starred in the three-part series, Jobs for the Boys, a non-comedic show in which they took on a variety of employment challenges. One of these challenges was to write the UK entry for the Eurovision Song Contest. They were advised/mentored by Rick Wakeman, Bruce Welch (from The Shadows - UK entry 1975), Lynsey de Paul (UK entry 1977), Pearl Carr & Teddy Johnson (UK entry 1959), Cheryl Baker (from Bucks Fizz - UK entry 1981), Lee Sheriden and Nicky Stevens (from Brotherhood of Man - UK entry 1976), Björn Again, former Eurovision presenter Katie Boyle, Johnny Logan, Katrina Leskanich (from Katrina and the Waves - UK entry 1997), songwriter Don Black (lyricist), and radio presenter Ken Bruce. [25]

The duo also appeared, briefly, as shop-keepers Harvey and Len, in Part One of the 1989 Doctor Who story Survival . This gave them the distinction of appearing in what turned out to be the last ever story in the show's original 1963–89 run.

Their dramatisation of the Dalziel and Pascoe detectives for ITV in 1994 did not lead to success, and the BBC later attempted the serialisations with more success, with Warren Clarke and Colin Buchanan in the title roles.

In 1998, Hale and Pace could be seen in a BBC One programme called Oddbods, with the shows written by the duo in association with Richard Parker. [26] Two episodes were aired.

A hybrid variety/comedy/quiz/people-show h&p@bbc was launched in 1999 under the watch of the BBC's Head of Entertainment Paul Jackson who had worked with the duo prior to his appointment. h&p@bbc was a 40-minute show, a mix of comedy, celebrity quizzes and audience participation. It was initially scheduled for Wednesday nights after the Nine o'Clock News. The h&p@bbc show was criticised by The Independent 's Brian Viner as being a throwback to low-budget quiz shows of the 1980s, and he considered the show's games to be a "derivative mish-mash". [27]

Hale and Pace appeared working in a shoe shop in episode two of The Armando Iannucci Shows (2001). They appeared in the Christmas Special of the Gervais and Merchant show Extras, broadcast in December 2007. They appeared in several episodes of the 2018 season of Benidorm , playing a pair of financial fraud investigation officers.

Reception

The first episode of Hale and Pace's ITV television series won the 1989 Golden Rose of Montreux award. [28]

Television critic Victor Lewis-Smith once described the duo by saying "Gareth Hale is the unfunny one with the moustache and Norman Pace is the unfunny one without the moustache". [29]

Related Research Articles

<span class="mw-page-title-main">Monty Python</span> British surreal comedy group

Monty Python were a British comedy troupe formed in 1969 consisting of Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin. The group came to prominence for the sketch comedy series Monty Python's Flying Circus, which aired on the BBC from 1969 to 1974. Their work then developed into a larger collection that included live shows, films, albums, books, and musicals; their influence on comedy has been compared to the Beatles' influence on music. Their sketch show has been called "an important moment in the evolution of television comedy".

<span class="mw-page-title-main">The Goodies</span> Trio of British comedians known for the TV series of the same name

The Goodies were a trio of British comedians: Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie. The trio created, wrote for and performed in their eponymous television comedy show from 1970 until 1982, combining sketches and situation comedy.

<span class="mw-page-title-main">Victoria Wood</span> British comedian (1953–2016)

Victoria Wood was an English comedian, actress, lyricist, singer, composer, pianist, screenwriter, producer and director. Wood wrote and starred in dozens of sketches, plays, musicals, films and sitcoms over several decades and her live comedy act was interspersed with her own compositions which she performed at the piano. Much of her humour was grounded in everyday life and included references to activities, attitudes and products that are considered to exemplify Britain. She was noted for her skills in observational comedy and in satirising aspects of social class.

<span class="mw-page-title-main">The Rutles</span> Parody group of The Beatles

The Rutles were a rock band that performed visual and aural pastiches and parodies of the Beatles. This originally fictional band, created by Eric Idle and Neil Innes for a sketch in Idle's mid-1970s BBC television comedy series Rutland Weekend Television, later toured and recorded, releasing two studio albums and garnering two UK chart hits. The band toured again from 2002 until Innes's death in 2019.

<span class="mw-page-title-main">Neil Innes</span> English writer, comedian, and musician (1944–2019)

Neil James Innes was an English writer, comedian and musician. He first came to prominence in the comedy rock group the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band and later became a frequent collaborator with the Monty Python troupe on their BBC television series and films, and is often called the "seventh Python" along with performer Carol Cleveland. He co-created the Rutles, a Beatles parody/pastiche project, with Python Eric Idle, and wrote the band's songs. He also wrote and voiced the 1980s ITV children's cartoon adventures of The Raggy Dolls.

<i>At Last the 1948 Show</i> 1967 British satirical TV show

At Last the 1948 Show is a satirical television show made by David Frost's company, Paradine Productions, in association with Rediffusion London. Transmitted on Britain's ITV network in 1967, it brought Cambridge Footlights humour to a broader audience.

<span class="mw-page-title-main">Ant & Dec</span> British television presenting duo

Ant & Dec are a British television presenting duo consisting of Anthony McPartlin and Declan Donnelly from Newcastle upon Tyne. After meeting as child actors on CBBC's drama Byker Grove, they performed together as pop musicians PJ & Duncan, the names of their characters from the series.

<span class="mw-page-title-main">Warwick Davis</span> English actor (born 1970)

Warwick Ashley Davis is an English actor and television presenter. Active within the industry since he was eleven, Davis is one of the highest grossing supporting actors of all time and has the highest average gross revenue of all time. He played the title character in Willow (1988) and the Leprechaun film series (1993–2003); several characters in the Star Wars film series (1983–2024), most notably Wicket the Ewok; and Professor Filius Flitwick and the goblin Griphook in the Harry Potter film series (2001–2011).

<i>Monty Pythons Fliegender Zirkus</i> 1972 West Germany TV series or program

Monty Python's Fliegender Zirkus is a pair of 45-minute Monty Python German television comedy specials produced by WDR for West German television. The two episodes were respectively first broadcast in January and December 1972 and were shot entirely on film and mostly on location in Bavaria, with the first episode recorded in German and the second recorded in English and then dubbed into German.

<span class="mw-page-title-main">Four Yorkshiremen</span> Comedy sketch

The "Four Yorkshiremen" is a comedy sketch that parodies nostalgic conversations about humble beginnings or difficult childhoods. It features four men from Yorkshire who reminisce about their upbringing. As the conversation progresses they try to outdo one another, and their accounts of deprived childhoods become increasingly absurd.

John Du Prez is a British musician, conductor and composer. He was a member of the 1980s salsa-driven pop band Modern Romance and has since written several film scores including Oxford Blues (1984), Once Bitten, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990), and the final Carry On film, Carry On Columbus (1992). He contributed to The Wild (2006) soundtrack.

Darren John Boyd is a British actor who starred in the Sky One series Spy, for which he won BAFTA TV Award for Best Male Comedy Performance. His work in television and film spans comedy and drama.

Norman John Pace is an English actor and comedian, best known as one half of the comedy duo Hale and Pace with his friend and comic partner Gareth Hale. Both former teachers, they fronted several television programmes jointly, most notably Hale and Pace, Pushing Up Daisies, h&p@bbc and Jobs for the Boys.

Take Your Pick! is a British game show originally broadcast by Radio Luxembourg starting in 1952. The show was transferred to television in 1955, one day after the launch of ITV, where it continued until 1968. It was the first game show broadcast in the UK to offer cash prizes.

<i>The Goodies</i> (TV series) British TV comedy series (1970–1980)

The Goodies is a British television comedy series shown in the 1970s and early 1980s. The series, which combines surreal sketches and situation comedy, was broadcast by the BBC, initially on BBC2 but soon repeated on BBC1, from 1970 to 1980. One seven-episode series was made for ITV company LWT and shown in 1981–82.

<i>Monty Pythons Flying Circus</i> British sketch comedy television series (1969–1974)

Monty Python's Flying Circus is a British surreal sketch comedy series created by and starring Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin, and Terry Gilliam, who became known collectively as "Monty Python", or the "Pythons". The first episode was recorded at the BBC on 7 September 1969 and premiered on 5 October on BBC1, with 45 episodes airing over four series from 1969 to 1974, plus two episodes for German TV. A feature film adaptation of several sketches, And Now for Something Completely Different, was released in 1971.

References

  1. "What Happened To Hale And Pace?". Uk.news.yahoo.com. 10 June 2016. Retrieved 8 January 2018.
  2. "BBC – Comedy Guide – Hale And Pace". Archived from the original on 5 December 2004. Retrieved 1 August 2013.
  3. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Hibbert, Tom (5 March 1991). "Who the hell do Hale & Pace think they are?". Q Magazine. 55: 5–7.
  4. Hale and Pace series one on That's TV in March 2022
  5. 1 2 "That's TV – THE HOME OF ICONIC TV".
  6. Hale and Pace writing credits from series three on That's TV weeknights around 10:15pm in March 2022
  7. "Hale & Pace, 10:35pm on That's TV Gold". tv24.co.uk.
  8. "The Mrs. Merton Show, 11:20pm on That's TV Gold". tv24.co.uk.
  9. "The Mrs Merton Show". Sky.
  10. "Monty Python's Flying Circus to be repeated on TV for first time in 35 years". Radio Times.
  11. TV, That’s. "THAT'S TV TO SHOW MONTY PYTHON AFTER NEARLY 35 YEARS OFF AIR". www.prnewswire.co.uk.
  12. "Monty Python is back on TV for the first time in 34 years | Virgin Radio UK". virginradio.co.uk. 11 March 2022.
  13. Hale and Pace on That's TV weeknights in March 2022
  14. 1 2 3 ComedySeries.info. "Season 5 - Hale and Pace tv comedy series episodes guide on Comedy Series Info". Sitcoms.frey-united.com. Retrieved 30 April 2022.
  15. "Hale & Pace, 11:40pm on That's TV Gold".
  16. Hale & Pace. Series 6 Episode 5 Archived 28 June 2022 at the Wayback Machine
  17. 1 2 "Hale & Pace & The Stonkers: Artist Chart History". Official Charts Company. Retrieved 11 February 2021.
  18. "HALE AND PACE – "The Stonk" | FreakyTrigger". 13 January 2024.
  19. 1 2 Miles, Barry; Mabbett, Andy (1994). Pink Floyd - The Visual Documentary. Omnibus. ISBN   0-7119-4109-2.
  20. "Hale & Pace "The Stonk" single gallery". www.ultimatequeen.co.uk.
  21. "Eurochart Hot 100 Singles" (PDF). Music & Media . Vol. 8, no. 14. 6 April 1991. p. 37. Retrieved 11 February 2021.
  22. "The Irish Charts – Search Results – The Stonk / Comic Relief". Irish Singles Chart. Retrieved 11 February 2021.
  23. "1991 Top 100 Singles". Music Week . London, England: Spotlight Publications. 11 January 1992. p. 20.
  24. "Two Rons and Fireworks". YouTube . Retrieved 7 April 2023.
  25. "TV Pop Diaries 1998". Tvpopdiaries.co.uk. Retrieved 8 January 2018.
  26. "BBC Programme Index". genome.ch.bbc.co.uk. 31 August 1998.
  27. "Television: The wrong jobs for the boys". The Independent. 8 May 1999.
  28. "The list:10 Golden Rose of Montreux winners best forgotten". HeraldScotland. 28 April 2001.
  29. Inside The Magic Rectangle by Victor Lewis-Smith, ISBN   9780575061194