If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You poster.jpg
Theatrical release poster
Directed by Mary Bronstein
Written byMary Bronstein
Produced by
Starring
CinematographyChristopher Messina
Edited byLucian Johnston
Production
companies
  • A24
  • Central Group
  • Fat City
  • Bronxburgh
Distributed byA24
Release dates
  • January 24, 2025 (2025-01-24)(Sundance)
  • October 10, 2025 (2025-10-10)(United States)
Running time
114 minutes [1]
CountryUnited States
LanguageEnglish
Box office$1.3 million [2] [3]

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a 2025 American psychological comedy-drama film, written and directed by Mary Bronstein. It stars Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Christian Slater and A$AP Rocky.

Contents

The film had its world premiere at the Sundance Film Festival on January 24, 2025, and a domestic release by A24 on October 10, 2025, to positive reviews, with Byrne's performance receiving universal acclaim, earning her the Silver Bear for Best Leading Performance at the 75th Berlin International Film Festival, and nominations for a Golden Globe Award and Critics' Choice Award for Best Actress.

Plot

Linda is a psychotherapist stretched to her limits while caring for her daughter, who is suffering from a pediatric feeding disorder. The daughter must be fed through a gastric feeding tube each night and eat enough during mealtimes to gain weight and recover. Her daughter is also enrolled in a day hospital program, which Linda must attend with her. The family's situation takes a turn for the worse when the ceiling in their Montauk apartment collapses, flooding the house. With her husband, a ship captain, Charles, away on an eight-week work trip, Linda is forced to move with her daughter into a shabby motel. While living in the motel, Linda meets Diana, a snarky clerk, and her neighbor James, the motel superintendent. Sharing a motel room, Linda struggles to sleep with the sound of her daughter's enteral feeding pump. Sleep-deprived, Linda spends nights outside the motel, drinking alcohol, smoking marijuana, listening to music, and eating junk food. During the night, Linda also leaves her daughter to check on the apartment repairs.

When Charles calls to check-in on Linda, he continues to complain and criticize her, offering no support. Her daughter's doctor in the day hospital program, who is unsympathetic to Linda's struggles, tells Linda that if her daughter does not meet her weight goals, her daughter's "level of care" will be reassessed. Professionally, Linda is surrounded by clients in crisis, including Caroline, a new mother who abandons her baby mid-session. When Caroline's husband refuses to leave work to retrieve the baby, Linda is forced to call the police to report the baby abandoned and Caroline missing. Linda seeks therapy from her own colleague; however, he is increasingly exasperated by her behavior.

One night, James attempts to bond with Linda, helps her buy drugs on the dark web, and offers emotional support to her daughter. Another night while smoking together, Linda brings James to her apartment to look at the collapsed ceiling, but James falls through the damaged floor and breaks his leg. After being told that her daughter cannot make the necessary weight for her feeding tube to be removed, Linda eventually causes a scene at the hospital program's group meeting for mothers in her situation, exhausted by being told that everything that has gone wrong isn't her fault because she still doesn't feel supported. Linda later confesses to her therapist that she aborted her first pregnancy years before having her daughter, and becomes distraught about her failings as a mother. He realises she only wants someone to complain to and declines her as a patient, after she repeatedly crosses professional boundaries.

One night, Caroline appears at the motel lobby, asking for Linda and appearing to be in a state of mental crisis. She confesses she abandoned her baby to make Linda "understand". As Linda tries to speak with her and provide help, she slaps Linda and runs away. Linda pursues, but Caroline ultimately disappears onto a dark nearby beach. Returning to the motel, Linda removes the tube herself. She then hallucinates the surgical hole closing. When Linda heads back to her apartment, she discovers that Charles has suddenly returned home and repaired the hole in the ceiling. She tries to hide that she left their child alone at the motel, but James tells Charles the truth. When Charles sees that Linda has removed the feeding tube, Linda runs to the beach. There, she repeatedly attempts to drown herself in the ocean, but is thrown back to shore by heavy waves. Linda appears to wake up on the beach a few moments later with her worried daughter beside her. Linda tells her, "I'll be better. I promise," and her daughter smiles.

Cast

Production

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You began filming in August [6] and September 2023 [7] in Montauk, New York after SAG-AFTRA granted an interim agreement for the film amidst the actors' strike. [8]

Release

Byrne with the Silver Bear for Best Leading Performance Rose Byrne with Silver Bear 3.jpg
Byrne with the Silver Bear for Best Leading Performance

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You premiered at the Sundance Film Festival on January 24, 2025. [9] It had its international premiere in February 2025 at the 75th Berlin International Film Festival in competition for the Golden Bear. [10] [11] Rose Byrne won the Silver Bear for Best Leading Performance. [12] It was screened at the 52nd Telluride Film Festival, [13] the 2025 Toronto International Film Festival, [14] the 2025 New York Film Festival, [15] and the 2025 BFI London Film Festival. [16] The film was released by A24 on October 10, 2025. [17]

It was also screened in the 'Best of 2025' section of the 20th Rome Film Festival in October 2025. [18]

Reception

Critical reception

Rose Byrne's performance in the film garnered critical acclaim, and she received several awards and nominations for it. Rose Byrne at Berlinale 2025-1 (cropped).jpg
Rose Byrne's performance in the film garnered critical acclaim, and she received several awards and nominations for it.

On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes , 92% of 182 critics' reviews are positive.The website's consensus reads: "Liable to leave audiences in a cold sweat, this fever dream immersion into parental stress connects with thunderous force thanks to Rose Byrne's gutsy star turn and director Mary Bronstein's uncompromising vision." [19] Metacritic , which uses a weighted average , assigned the film a score of 77 out of 100, based on 32 critics, indicating "generally favorable" reviews. [20]

Accolades

AwardDate of ceremonyCategoryRecipientResultRef.
Actor Awards March 1, 2026 Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role Rose Byrne Pending [21]
Astra Film Awards January 9, 2026 Best Actress – Comedy or Musical Pending [22]
Atlanta Film Critics Circle December 3, 2025Best Lead ActressRunner-up [23]
Austin Film Critics Association December 18, 2025Best ActressWon [24]
Berlin International Film Festival February 23, 2025 Golden Bear If I Had Legs I'd Kick YouNominated [25]
Silver Bear for Best Leading Performance Rose ByrneWon
Chicago Film Critics Association December 11, 2025 Best Actress Won [26]
Milos Stehlik Breakthrough Filmmaker Award Mary Bronstein Nominated
Critics' Choice Awards January 4, 2026 Best Actress Rose ByrneNominated [22]
Film Independent Spirit Awards February 15, 2026 Best Director Mary BronsteinPending [27]
Best Lead Performance Rose ByrnePending
Georgia Film Critics Association Awards December 27, 2025 Best Original ScreenplayMary BronsteinNominated [28]
Best ActressRose ByrneNominated
Golden Globe Awards January 11, 2026 Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy Pending [29]
Gotham Independent Film Awards December 1, 2025 Best Feature Ronald Bronstein, Eli Bush, Richie Doyle, Conor Hannon, Sara Murphy, Josh Safdie, and Ryan ZacariasNominated [30]
Best Director Mary BronsteinNominated
Best Original Screenplay Nominated
Outstanding Lead Performance Rose ByrneNominated
Indiana Film Journalists Association December 15, 2025Best Lead PerformanceNominated [31]
Best Original ScreenplayMary BronsteinNominated
Original VisionIf I Had Legs I'd Kick YouNominated
Los Angeles Film Critics Association Awards December 7, 2025 Best Lead Performance Rose ByrneWon [32]
Michigan Movie Critics Guild December 8, 2025Best ActressNominated [33]
Middleburg Film Festival October 19, 2025Agnès Varda Trailblazing Film Artist AwardWon [34]
Mill Valley Film Festival October 10, 2025Mind the Gap AwardWon [35]
National Board of Review January 13, 2026 Best Actress Won [36]
Top Ten Independent Films If I Had Legs I'd Kick YouWon
New York Film Critics Circle January 6, 2026 Best Actress Rose ByrneWon [37]
New York Film Critics Online December 15, 2025Best PictureIf I Had Legs I'd Kick YouNominated [38]
Best ScreenplayMary BronsteinNominated [38]
Best ActressRose ByrneRunner-up [38]
Phoenix Critics Circle December 11, 2025Best ActressNominated [39]
San Diego Film Critics Society December 15, 2025 Best Actress Won [40]
San Francisco Film Critics December 14, 2025 Best Actress Won [41]
Savannah Film Festival October 27, 2025Luminary AwardWon [42] [43]
Seattle Film Critics Society December 15, 2025 Best Actress in a Leading RoleNominated [44]
Sitges Film Festival October 18, 2025 Best Feature FilmIf I Had Legs I'd Kick YouNominated [45]
Best Female PerformanceRose ByrneWon
St. Louis Film Critics Association Awards December 14, 2025 Best ActressNominated [46]
Stockholm International Film Festival November 14, 2025 Golden HorseIf I Had Legs I'd Kick YouNominated [47]
Toronto Film Critics Association March 2, 2026 Outstanding Lead Performance Rose ByrneWon [48]
Washington D.C. Area Film Critics Association December 7, 2025 Best Actress Nominated [49]

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