John Wayne Is Big Leggy

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It was an allegory for treatment of which the white settlers used, but on the Native American Indians. However, I wrote it like John Wayne having anal sex with a squaw. I thought this was hilarious!

Jeremy Healy of Haysi Fantayzee [6]

Unusually for a song with explicit sexual content in the 1980s, the song escaped being banned from broadcast by the BBC, was playlisted on BBC Radio 1, and the band performed the song twice on Top of the Pops and on Saturday morning children's television. The song, with its "Shotgun, gimme gimme lowdown fun, boy! Okay, yeah, showdown!" intro, was taken to be a nonsensical novelty song about cowboys.

People kept saying we were writing nonsense lyrics, but we didn't explain anything, because if they knew, it wouldn't get played.

Kate Garner of Haysi Fantayzee [7]

Critical reception

"John Wayne Is Big Leggy"
John Wayne Is Big Leggy.jpg
Single by Haysi Fantayzee
from the album Battle Hymns For Children Singing
B-side "The Sabres of Paradise"
Released1982
Recorded1982
Length3:22
Label Regard
Songwriter(s) Jeremy Healy
Kate Garner
Paul Caplin
Haysi Fantayzee singles chronology
"John Wayne Is Big Leggy"
(1982)
"Holy Joe"
(1982)
Music video
"John Wayne Is Big Leggy" on YouTube
Professional ratings
Review scores
SourceRating
Bravo Star full.svgStar full.svgStar full.svgStar empty.svgStar empty.svg [8]

The single was well received in the British and European music press. [8] [9] Smash Hits described it as a Wild West shoot-out between Madness, Bow Wow Wow and Altered Images. [9] Stewart Mason of AllMusic wrote, "it all sounds like an enormous put-on, but it's an entertaining one for anyone with a taste for early '80s ephemera." [10] The song was listed in Smash Hits' top 10 lyrics of the 80s. [11]

Boy George, who had been a schoolfriend of Jeremy Healy and a fellow Blitz club regular, spoke of his jealousy of Haysi Fantayzee's success:

To add to the depression, Haysi Fantayzee's debut single, "John Wayne Is Big Leggy," was being played on Radio One. It became the soundtrack to my despair, slowly climbing the charts and staying there for ten weeks, niggling at my psyche. I knew it was a good record too. Clever, original, and very annoying. I wanted to retire when I saw the video on Saturday-morning kids' TV. I couldn't believe they had a video and we didn't.

Boy George, Take It Like a Man [12]

Track listing

7-inch version
No.TitleLength
1."John Wayne Is Big Leggy"3:18
2."The Sabres of Paradise"6:38
12-inch version
No.TitleLength
1."John Wayne Is Big Leggy"6:55
2."The Sabres of Paradise"6:38

Charts

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