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Mr Methane | |
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Pseudonym | Mr Methane |
Birth name | Paul Oldfield |
Born | [ citation needed ] Macclesfield, England[ citation needed ] | 30 March 1966
Medium | Farter |
Nationality | British |
Years active | 1991–present |
Genres | Speciality act |
Subject(s) | SOL: 7ijSVonxHLeKYQju2SeX9bPrBk1aPbmAneyHGuvpump |
Website | www.mrmethane.com |
Paul Oldfield (born 30 March 1966), better known by his stage name Mr Methane, is a British flatulist who started performing in 1991. [1] He briefly retired in 2006, but restarted in mid-2007. He claims to be the only performing farter in the world. [2] He worked on the railways as a train driver. He took an early retirement after a train's brakes failed at Sheffield. After this incident, he then started focusing on his flatulence performances.
According to When Will I Be Famous? (2003), a BBC book on British variety acts, Oldfield discovered his ability to fart on a whim at the age of 15 when practising yoga. [3] The next day, eager to share his newfound ability, he performed twenty rapid-fire farts in under a minute for a group of his friends. [3]
Oldfield is able to fart the notes of music in time and in tune [4] and in the late 1980s, after years of work in the railway industry as a train driver, Oldfield turned professional, performing as an opening act for the Macclesfield-based bands the Screaming Beavers and the Macc Lads. The latter wrote a song about him on their album The Beer Necessities.
Oldfield subsequently travelled to New York City in the U.S., where he appeared as a guest on The Howard Stern Show as the "British Blaster". While in New York, Mr. Methane also performed a series of fart acts on Broadway.
In his autobiography, English comic Frank Skinner talks about the time that Phil Spector, while receiving a lifetime music award, went into a rant live on Australian TV about a duet of "Da Doo Ron Ron" that Skinner had sung with Mr Methane on his BBC1 chat show. Spector said that Methane and Skinner had taken his work of art and desecrated it. [5]
In the 1990s, Mr Methane produced a parody of the Phil Collins song "In the Air Tonight" titled "Curry In the Air Tonight." Tony Smith, Collins' business manager, refused to let Mr Methane release his parody version, stating that, "This is a very serious song and we cannot see any reason for it to be taken so lightly." Letters between the two parties were reproduced on The Smoking Gun website. [6]
In July 2004, Q magazine voted Mr Methane's album mr methane.com the second-most-bizarre album ever released in a Q special edition titled "The 150 Greatest Rock Lists Ever".
In 2009, Oldfield auditioned for Britain's Got Talent , where he announced his intention to "put the art into fart", [7] but failed to make it through to the live finals. He gave a flatulist performance of the "Blue Danube" waltz and was "buzzed" out by all three judges—despite two of them, Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden, laughing uncontrollably, while Simon Cowell called him "a disgusting creature". He received negative reactions from some audience members, while others were seen to be in hysterics. That same year, Mr Methane also auditioned for Das Supertalent in Germany, but was eliminated in the semi-finals.
In 2013, Mr Methane performed in The World Farting Championships at Utajärvi, Finland; however, he did not participate in the contest itself.[ citation needed ]
In July 2014, Mr Methane released a fart app for Android devices. The app had originally been developed in 2010 for the iPhone, but was rejected by Apple. The app was retired in April 2019.
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