No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut

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No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut
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Released18 May 2018 (2018-05-18)
Genre Post punk
Length38:57
Label Probe Plus
Half Man Half Biscuit chronology
And Some Fell on Stony Ground
(2016)
No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut
(2018)
The Voltarol Years
(2022)

No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut is the fourteenth album by Wirral-based rock band Half Man Half Biscuit, released on 18 May 2018 on Probe Plus Records. [1] [2] It is the highest-charting album in the band's history, reaching UK #33.

Contents

The track "Every Time A Bell Rings" begins with the line "Ground control to Monty Don", mixing the opening words of David Bowie's "Space Oddity" with the Gardener's World presenter. [3]

Track listing

No.TitleLength
1."Alehouse Futsal"1:48
2."Man of Constant Sorrow (With a Garage in Constant Use)"2:07
3."Knobheads on Quiz Shows"4:04
4."Bladderwrack Allowance"3:55
5."Renfield's Afoot"1:18
6."Terminus"3:46
7."The Announcement"2:41
8."What Made Colombia Famous"3:07
9."Harsh Times in Umberstone Covert"3:33
10."Every Time a Bell Rings"5:06
11."Emergency Locksmith"3:05
12."Mod. Diff. Vdiff. Hard Severe"2:41
13."Swerving the Checkatrade"1:46

Charts

Chart (2018)Peak
position
Scottish Albums (OCC) [4] 16
UK Albums (OCC) [5] 33

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References

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