No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut | ||||
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Released | 18 May 2018 | |||
Genre | Post punk | |||
Length | 38:57 | |||
Label | Probe Plus | |||
Half Man Half Biscuit chronology | ||||
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No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut is the fourteenth album by Wirral-based rock band Half Man Half Biscuit, released on 18 May 2018 on Probe Plus Records. [1] [2] It is the highest-charting album in the band's history, reaching UK #33.
The track "Every Time A Bell Rings" begins with the line "Ground control to Monty Don", mixing the opening words of David Bowie's "Space Oddity" with the Gardener's World presenter. [3]
No. | Title | Length |
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1. | "Alehouse Futsal" | 1:48 |
2. | "Man of Constant Sorrow (With a Garage in Constant Use)" | 2:07 |
3. | "Knobheads on Quiz Shows" | 4:04 |
4. | "Bladderwrack Allowance" | 3:55 |
5. | "Renfield's Afoot" | 1:18 |
6. | "Terminus" | 3:46 |
7. | "The Announcement" | 2:41 |
8. | "What Made Colombia Famous" | 3:07 |
9. | "Harsh Times in Umberstone Covert" | 3:33 |
10. | "Every Time a Bell Rings" | 5:06 |
11. | "Emergency Locksmith" | 3:05 |
12. | "Mod. Diff. Vdiff. Hard Severe" | 2:41 |
13. | "Swerving the Checkatrade" | 1:46 |
Chart (2018) | Peak position |
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Scottish Albums (OCC) [4] | 16 |
UK Albums (OCC) [5] | 33 |
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