Taro Tsujimoto

Taro Tsujimoto ^{[lower-alpha 1]} is a fictitious Japanese ice hockey player who was selected in the 1974 National Hockey League Amateur Draft as the 183rd overall pick by the Buffalo Sabres. The decision to draft a non-existent player was made by Sabres general manager Punch Imlach, who was frustrated by the absurd length of the draft, and in the late rounds decided to have fun and draft someone unusual. Together with Sabres director of communications Paul Wieland, they created Taro Tsujimoto, a twenty-year-old Japanese forward who played for the fictional Tokyo Katanas of the Japan Ice Hockey League. The name was inspired by Japanese American Joshua Tsujimoto, who owned a grocery store Wieland would regularly drive by. Taro Tsujimoto quickly became an inside joke for Sabres fans, and is a beloved figure in team history.

1974 Amateur Draft

In 1971, the World Hockey Association (WHA) was founded, ^{[lower-alpha 2]} and began signing amateur players before the National Hockey League (NHL) could officially sign them in the Amateur Draft. To counter the WHA, NHL president Clarence Campbell decided to conduct the 1974 draft in secret over a phone call instead of in person. This decision made the overall process painfully slow, as Campbell would call each team individually to tell them which previous players had already been selected before they could make their pick. ^[1] The draft went on for twenty-five rounds, and took three days to complete. ^[2] Buffalo Sabres general manager Punch Imlach was frustrated by the absurd length of the draft, and in the late rounds decided to have fun and draft someone unusual. He asked Sabres director of communications Paul Wieland to help create a fictitious player and their backstory. ^[1] Imlach's tenth-round draft pick, Derek Smith (who went on to spend five years with the Sabres and play a key role in their Prince of Wales Trophy-winning season in 1979–80), was the last player left in the draft pool that Imlach wanted; he felt that none of the remaining available players had any realistic chance of making the team. ^[3]

Wieland wanted the player to be of Japanese descent, and he knew what the last name would be. As a college student driving Route 16 from Buffalo to St. Bonaventure, Wieland would regularly pass by a grocery store owned by a Japanese American named Joshua Tsujimoto. ^[1] Imlach's secretary called Tsujimoto, and asked for permission to use his family name without revealing the club's true intent. The secretary also asked what were popular first names in Japan, to which Tsujimoto responded with the name Taro. ^[4] The official backstory for Taro Tsujimoto was that he was a twenty-year-old forward from Osaka, who put up fifteen goals and twenty-five points in the season before the draft. ^[5] Tsujimoto played for the Tokyo Katanas, a fictional team in the Japan Ice Hockey League. Imlach approximated the word katana was the closest to the word sabre in the Japanese language, as they were both types of swords. ^{[1] [6]}

Taro Tsujimoto was selected by the Buffalo Sabres in the eleventh round of the 1974 Amateur Draft, as the 183rd overall pick. ^[2] Campbell did not question the decision, and proceeded as normal. ^[1] Imlach and Wieland decided to not inform any staff members of the ruse, including Sabres president Seymour H. Knox III. ^[7] Once the draft had concluded, various sports and news outlets published the list of players selected in the draft, a list that included Tsujimoto. ^[1] Many journalists took an interest in Tsujimoto, as he would have been the first Japanese player to be drafted by an NHL team. ^{[8] [lower-alpha 3]} As there was practically no NHL scouting in Asia in an era before the World Wide Web, there was no easy way to research whether the Katanas, let alone Tsujimoto, existed. ^[5] As training camp approached, Tsujimoto was granted his own locker in the team's locker room and a jersey, number 13; when pressed upon where Tsujimoto was, Imlach demurred, stating that he was not sure whether Tsujimoto would come to the United States in time for the 1974–75 season but that the team would retain the player's rights if he did not. ^[6] Once Imlach confessed to the hoax, Campbell did not find it funny, and the NHL would eventually change the pick to an "invalid claim" for its official record-keeping purposes. ^[2]

The Hockey News noted in a 2014 article that the Sabres could have opted for one of several potentially impactful players instead of wasting the selection on a joke. For instance, Dave Lumley was selected as the 199th pick by the Montreal Canadiens, Stefan Persson was selected as the 214th pick by the New York Islanders, and Warren Miller was selected as the 241st pick by the New York Rangers. Both Lumley and Persson contributed to multiple Stanley Cup-winning teams in the 1980s, while Miller played in 262 NHL games. ^[5] The Athletic commented in 2024, in a piece commemorating the 50th anniversary of the hoax, that the Sabres might have drawn more scrutiny for the trick had they not already done well in the draft after selecting a class that included Smith, Lee Joseph Fogolin and Danny Gare; The Athletic also noted that the Sabres were not alone in their "wasting" of draft picks, as the expansion Kansas City Scouts and the California Golden Seals had both passed on using their respective eight and ninth round draft selections before the Sabres drafted Tsujimoto. ^[6]

Legacy

Tsujimoto quickly became an inside joke for Sabres fans, with many fans still wearing custom jerseys to this day. ^[5] For years after the draft, Sabres fans at Buffalo Memorial Auditorium would hang banners stating "Taro Says..." followed by a witty comment against an opposing team or player, and would chant "We Want Taro" when games became one-sided. ^{[5] [10]} In 2011, Panini America created a Taro Tsujimoto hockey card, and included it within select box sets as a collector's item. ^[11] In 2013, the New Era Cap Company sold Tokyo Katanas hats to commemorate the 40th anniversary of Tsujimoto's draft selection. ^[4] Wieland himself referenced the joke in his 2019 autobiography Taro Lives!: Confessions of the Sabres Hoaxer. ^[7]

See also

• Sidd Finch, a fictitious baseball player created as an April Fools' Day prank in 1985

References

Notes

1. Japanese katakana: ツジモト　タロウ; hiragana: つじもと　たろう; kanji: 辻本　太郎
2. The WHA was founded in 1971, but teams would not begin playing until 1972.
3. It was not until 1992, 18 years after the hoax, that an actual Japanese player would drafted into the NHL; Hiroyuki Miura was drafted by the Montreal Canadiens in the 1992 NHL Draft, but would never play a game for them; it would be another 14 years for a Japanese player to see NHL action, when goalie Yutaka Fukufuji played four games for the Los Angeles Kings during the 2006–07 season. ^[9]

Footnotes

1. Gallivan, Peter (September 24, 2019). "Unknown Stories of WNY: The man behind the Legend of Taro Tsujimoto". WGRZ . Retrieved December 7, 2019.
2. McIndoe, Sean (2018). The Down Goes Brown History of the NHL: The World's Most Beautiful Sport, the World's Most Ridiculous League. Random House of Canada. pp. 105–106. ISBN   978-0-7352-7391-7.
3. Michalak, Scott (February 10, 2011). "The House of the Rising Sun." Buffalo74. Retrieved September 12, 2023. Michalak quotes Imlach's autobiography Heaven and Hell in the NHL.
4. Tsujimoto, Ben (January 16, 2013). "Slashing into the season: New Era releases Tokyo Katanas hat". buffalo.com. Archived from the original on March 14, 2014. Retrieved June 15, 2016.
5. Elliot, Josh (November 15, 2014). "Imaginary Pick Buffalo Sabres Taro Tsujimoto Turns 60". The Hockey News . Retrieved December 7, 2019.
6. Mendes, Ian; Fairburn, Matthew (June 26, 2024). "Fifty years ago, the Sabres drafted a player who didn't exist: The legend of Taro Tsujimoto". The New York Times. ISSN   0362-4331 . Retrieved June 29, 2024.
7. Ryndak, Chris (February 16, 2023). "Paul Wieland, original Sabres public relations staffer, passes away at 84". National Hockey League . Retrieved June 29, 2023.
8. Ronberg, Gary (March 15, 1983). "Unlike Taro, Tsujiura Is Real Thing". The Buffalo News . p. D-3.
9. Douglas, William (May 8, 2022). "Color of Hockey: Fukufuji continuing to grow game in Japan". National Hockey League . Retrieved September 13, 2023.
10. Stubbs, Dave (June 27, 2009). "Imlach immortalized in NHL draft lore". Montreal Gazette . p. 6.
11. Leahy, Sean (July 3, 2011). "The Taro Tsujimoto rookie card: Honoring an unreal player". Yahoo! Sports . Retrieved June 29, 2023.