Two If by Sea

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Two If by Sea
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Theatrical release poster
Directed by Bill Bennett
Screenplay by
Story by
  • Mike Armstrong
  • Denis Leary
  • Ann Lembeck
Produced by James G. Robinson
Starring
Cinematography Andrew Lesnie
Edited by Bruce Green
Music by
Production
company
Distributed by Warner Bros.
Release date
  • January 12, 1996 (1996-01-12)
Running time
96 minutes [1]
CountryUnited States
LanguageEnglish
Box office$21 million [2]

Two If by Sea (also known in the United Kingdom as Stolen Hearts) is a 1996 American romantic comedy film directed by Bill Bennett, and starring Sandra Bullock and Denis Leary. The screenplay, written by Leary and Mike Armstrong, is based on a story by Leary, Armstrong, and Ann Lembeck.

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Plot

Frank O'Brien, a small-time thief, and his longtime girlfriend Roz have stolen a Matisse painting and are bickering in their stolen getaway car as they casually evade a string of police cars pursuing them, which can be considered a miracle.

Told it is worth 100 thousand, they expect to make 10 thousand upon delivering it in two days. Hearing a train, they ditch the car for Amtrak, but it doesn't take long for the police to catch up. Frank and Roz jump a ferry to Rhode Island, where they are meant to deliver the painting.

Finding out a family is away through the weekend, they let themselves in. Soon afterward the neighbor Evan Marsh pops by, and Roz skillfully weaves a lie, dropping the names of the homeowner's son based on a postcard she saw. At ease, Evan invites them to a party the next evening.

That evening the couple are relaxing, and Roz finds the stolen painting featured in a book of art. Soon thereafter they argue over another job Frank's meant to do the following week, as he'd promised to start to earn a living to put an end to their unsteady lifestyle and just do that last job.

As Roz kicked Frank out of the bedroom, he wakes on the sofa to a local law enforcement officer. Todd, a neighbor, had contacted the station, reporting suspicious behaviour. The couple starts to answer, when Evan waltzes in and vouches for them.

At Evan's party, Roz is successfully trying to blend, while an uncomfortable Frank tags along. He had been trying to dissuade her from going, mistrustful of Evan, and uncomfortable with the high society types there. Tired of Frank spoiling Roz's attempt to interact, she stomps away from the party. She tells him she needs to move on, as their relationship is not advancing as she needs.

The next day, Roz tries out painting, as well as spends the day with Evan. They ride horses and he openly expresses his interest. Meanwhile, Todd shows Frank his footage of various neighbors. He brags that he has grabbed lots of great shots he could use as blackmail.

On sunday morning, while Roz is spending time with Evan he kisses her, making her uncomfortable. Meanwhile, Frank realises that he's seen footage from Evan's of another missing Matisse in his house, realising he is an art thief.

When the FBI swarm in to bust the couple for the Matisse, Frank leads them to Evan’s, where several extremely valuable paintings are found. Roz and Frank make up after he promises to clean up his act and settle down.

Cast

Production

The film was shot in locales including Chester, Lunenburg, Mahone Bay, and Riverport, Nova Scotia.

Release

Box office

Two If by Sea opened theatrically on January 12, 1996 in 1,712 venues, grossing $4,656,986 in the United States and Canada, ranking tenth for its opening weekend. [3] At the end of its run, the film grossed $10,658,278 in the United States and Canada and an estimated $10 million internationally for a worldwide total of $21 million. [4] [2]

The film was Sandra Bullock's worst wide opening up until 2015, when Our Brand Is Crisis released in October, earning $3,238,433 in its first weekend. [5]

Critical reception

The film received negative reviews from critics. On Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 13% based on reviews from 30 critics, with an average rating of 3.9/10. [6]

Variety wrote: "It could have been a recipe for antic fun, but the couple’s quarrelsome nature is grating, the cops are needlessly inept, the boy provides a misplaced element of creaky sentimentality, and the goons debase the hallowed cinema ground of petty crime." [7] Entertainment Weekly gave it a D. [8] [9]

Denis Leary said it was "one of the funniest scripts he had ever read" and blamed director Bill Bennett for the film's failure, saying "he destroyed it." [10]

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References

  1. ↑ "STOLEN HEARTS (15)". British Board of Film Classification . February 13, 1996. Archived from the original on December 22, 2015. Retrieved December 15, 2015.
  2. 1 2 "Planet Hollywood". Screen International . August 30, 1996. pp. 14–15.
  3. ↑ "Weekend Box Office Results for January 12-14, 1996". Box Office Mojo . Internet Movie Database. January 15, 1996. Retrieved December 15, 2015.
  4. ↑ "Two If by Sea (1996)". Box Office Mojo. Internet Movie Database. Archived from the original on December 22, 2015. Retrieved December 15, 2015.
  5. ↑ "Star-Driven Casualties 'Our Brand Is Crisis' & 'Burnt' At The B.O.: What The Hell Happened?". Deadline Hollywood . October 31, 2015. Retrieved November 18, 2015.
  6. ↑ "Two if by Sea (1995)". Rotten Tomatoes . Fandango Media. Archived from the original on November 26, 2024. Retrieved November 10, 2021.
  7. ↑ Klady, Leonard (January 15, 1996). "Two If by Sea". Variety. Archived from the original on October 16, 2021. Retrieved August 10, 2020.
  8. ↑ "Two if by Sea". Entertainment Weekly .
  9. ↑ Maslin, Janet (January 13, 1996). "FILM REVIEW;A Crook, a Cashier and Their Scam". The New York Times. Archived from the original on September 27, 2020. Retrieved August 10, 2020.
  10. ↑ Denis Leary Remembers Denis Leary Movies Part II (video). Funny or Die – via YouTube.[ dead YouTube link ]
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